Jack’s Awkward Dua Lipa Interaction, Tom’s Night With AverageHarry & Quitting Drinking
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What happened during Jack’s awkward encounter with Dua Lipa’s boyfriend?
Tom, it's been a bad week. Oh, Jack, don't say. I'm opening with a bad uh Tom, I felt like a perv this week. No, what did you do? A perv. Well, I'll get into that in a minute. You felt like a perv. I felt like a perv. Well, I did, I but um quickly, before you cut me off, right? I used to specify that I was not a perv. What I did was not perverse. Those skinny little fingers. But uh but I it made me feel internally like Maybe I was a pervert. Okay. Well I I I did something romantic. Deeply romantic, with Harrick. We went dancing. Shut up, I'm talking.
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We're really making efforts to grow at the moment. Can you tell me? We are really guys, tell every friend about this and then then tell them to tell a family or friend. Yeah. A social media post would be nice. Push us. Push this. If you could really at the end of the day, this is our retirement plan. Do you know Sisyphus going up the hill with a rock? Imagine that. But it's all of our fans and it's a rock.
But it isn't a never ending hill, it's um a bank and it gets there and we and it gets us to it.
Yeah, you're pushing us. We're the rock. We're the rock. Notice that we're doing no work ourselves. Anyway. No, we're the rock because we asked you to see. Anyway, Tom We kick this podcast off every week with the same thing and we're going to stick to that this week. What is that thing again? The worst moment of the week. We're gonna talk about our worst moment of the week. Uh do you wanna go first or should I? Because I'll be honest, it is the pervert story, obviously it's the pervert story. I'll go first
then. I feel like you you know.
Alright. You know what I mean? If you if we if we give 'em what they want too quick, they'll leave. They'll immediately why on earth would they stay? And mine is not perverse at all. That's good. I would hope if we'd both had perverse in a way it was a bit pervy. But in a very different not in a sexual way, but in a demeanour and manner. What? This happened today. I got a We're recording late today. Usually we record like first thing in the morning. It's 4 p.m. Yeah. 5 pm. Never record. I got
up. I got up, Jacket, today. What time do you think I got up? You know, because I already told you because I've You woke up at 7 a.m. Upon arriving, I brags to everyone.
I woke up
at 7 30, but I snoozed twice, pretty much 8
a.m.
I woke up at 7 30 a.m. pretty round it down 7 a.m. Woke up at 7 a.m. I got up today and I thought
No way am I getting about 7 a.m. I got out of bed, Jack. Because call me the capital D, because I'm fucking disciplined. My thing fell. Um, got up, immediately, sat out.
Sh writing bloody generational comedy that will change the world. Did that for a couple hours, right? It's not ready yet.
You know. Like um Kat Williams, how he laces politics in with his comedy. I don't do that, but And then just laugh yourself to Cat Williams. If I was to pick one comedian who was the furthest from Tom Simons, I'd pick Cat Williams. You know how he laces his pol politics in with this comedy? I don't, but I like you know, I just felt like I could though once I learned how. Once I learn how, I can do that, you know. Once I also I need to learn about politics. Apparently it's it's all really bad at the minute. Um so it doesn't really flow in my humour. I'm very positive. Okay. Okay. So anyway, I uh I um Beautiful day.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened during Jack’s awkward encounter with Dua Lipa’s boyfriend?
0:00–6:40
2
How did Tom describe his night dancing with AverageHarry at the Brighton Fringe?
6:40–14:27
3
What is the deal with the Kangaroo Jack movie analysis?
14:27–21:54
4
Why did Jack decide to quit drinking and what does his break look like?
21:54–31:05
5
What insights did Jack share about the National Trust membership and benefits?
31:05–37:44
6
How did Jack become a handyman and fix the plumbing leak?
37:44–45:27
7
What health concerns did Jack discuss, including Crohn’s and hip pain?
45:27–52:28
8
What reflections did the hosts have about happiness and feeling unsatisfied?
52:28–1:00:15
Speakers
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