Tom on his fake marriage, lying as a creator & more viewer questions
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What is the “100 % honest” premise and why did the hosts announce VidCon?
100% honest, not a single lie.
I couldn't even lie. That's what's happening today. Shut up, I'm talking. No, we'll do a different one. All right. Bit bit bit quick, bit hard. Could you just keep that in? Maybe, maybe we'll think about it. Okay, all right. Tom, I'm worried. Oh no. I'm scared.
What is it now?
Well, we put a message out on the Patreon asking for questions with the promise that whatever they asked we'd be one hundred percent honest and would not lie. Um We did get we we we we argued for two vetoes each, so we just skipped two questions. It was three last time I checked, so it's in whittled down. No, we got whittled down to two. We l we lost in the negotiations. Um so now all these questions from our Patreons we have to answer one hundred percent honestly. Um and I don't know about you, but I have consistently lied on the internet for all the six years I've been on it. Years and years and years. So this is Terrifying. But ultimately, Jack, shut up with the talking.
Shut up, I'm talking. Shut up, I'm talking. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, I'm talking.
But before we start, we have a quick note. We will be at VidCon! Oh yes! You can meet us, we're gonna have meet and greets. We're gonna be recording a live episode of the podcast there, so come watch it. We're gonna be in a big glass dome. I don't really, I don't really know the ins and outs. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be life changing if you're already going, go. And if you're not already going, maybe consider buying a ticket. It's literally, imagine if this podcast studio was in a zoo and you could watch us record the podcast. a zoo is basically be like that. And just like monkeys, we throw our shit at each other. And just That's probably not gonna happen, but there will be that and meet and greets.
Uh so consider it. Alright, on with the episode. Yeah.
In shut up I'm talking
Boom! Intro. Can I just say last week I was ill. This week I'm not even ill anymore. I am a little bit, there's still the yellow snot coming out. That means that you're nearly on the end of it. How are you?
Is that true? I've had a decaf coffee this morning. I'm a bit ill because you made me ill last week. I made a lot of people ill fast. Yeah, you did. You really you like actually made like four or five people ill. I was one of them. And now I can't breathe or something. I don't know what happened just then. But look, we do have these questions, but before we answer these questions in episode ninety three of our podquast podquast? Oh Jesus Christjack. And just like that, everyone's clicked off 'cause what half of the No, don't click off. Click back on, subscribe, rate us on Spotify, follow us on Spotify, um episodes every Sunday.
What what they know half of the hosts is an idiot. No, no, no.
That that's fun. You're trying to target it to ducks. I don't know if you know. Ducks don't have ears. I don't know if you know. One, I'm pretty sure they do. Two, um, you ever heard of the three stooges? That's famously three idiots and people love them. Dumb and dumber, two idiots. People love those movies so much they made us a shit season. We only have one idiot, okay? This is like, I'm trying to think of an example of a thing where there's one idiot and one genius, Batman and Robin and Tim. What? That's not what that is. Fine, that can be. Yeah, that's me and you. I'm the man and you're the boy. That's just not even accurate. It's you are you're literally famously a boy. That's not true. I'm not anymore. I'm um I'm it doesn't matter.
You can't shake the reputation. You're like Macaulay Culkin. He's like a full-grown man, but you look at him, you're like, you're just a kid. I'm not just a kid. Whenever Macaulay Culkin says anything about adult life, it'll be like on about how he has a son. I'm like, how do you have a son? You're a kid. Don't, because if you start doing this, I'm gonna get hypersexual and start on OnlyFans. What the fuck are you doing? To prove to people that I'm a man. That was weird. It's true. That happened. If you keep saying that I'm a boy, I forgot. Stop your sentence.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the “100 % honest” premise and why did the hosts announce VidCon?
0:00–6:36
2
Why does Tom describe his worst night at the cinema and what went wrong with the screen?
6:36–14:37
3
How do Tom and Jack answer the “Did you really get married to Tubbo?” question?
14:37–22:24
4
Why does Tom leave gatherings early and does he think it’s rude?
22:24–30:05
5
Did either host ever have gay thoughts about the other and how do they react?
30:05–37:15
6
If they could swap bodies for a year, what would each of them do?
37:15–44:05
7
What would they change about each other if they could?
44:05–50:40
8
What is the low‑point story that will be kept behind a paywall?
50:40–58:38
Speakers
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