Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
You, man, when I said I had to seek advice. Guys. Girls. Welcome in. How you feeling today? I'm feeling good, man. It's a fun day, fun day. Ready to attack the week. Attack the week. Do you feel like you attacked the week last week? I'm not going to lie, I don't remember. I'm looking forward. I don't look back. Yeah. I actually don't remember. Yeah. Fair enough, bro. That's all you can do.
Yeah, I'm looking forward. Just look forward. I'm attacking the week, bro. Yeah, man. Nice, bro. I'm proud of you.
Chapter 2: How do they define 'attacking the week'?
What about yourself? Um... Last week or this week? This week? Both, I guess. So I am attacking the week this week. I am attacking the week this week. Good. No, I am attacking the week this week. Good. This is self-taught. Okay, cool. I am attacking the week this week. Nice. Last week, when you said you don't remember, I laughed, but I'm thinking about it right now. I don't remember.
I don't fucking remember either. I don't remember. What was I going to say? You, over there, ball tomorrow, are you coming? Don't fuck me, bro. Pause. Pause. God. Yeah, no, you know what? I'm there, man. No, you say that every time. Yeah, I know, but I had some issues last week, which was a Wednesday. Yes, Tuesday. You did say Tuesdays. I said you were there. You sat right next to me.
I said Tuesdays, I can roll.
Chapter 3: What is the significance of self-taught skills in personal growth?
Okay. I'm just, I'm double checking. We're also not recording tomorrow. No, we're not. So yeah, I've got time to get done what I need to do in the day. And then evening, 7pm. Fair. I'm there. All right, cool. Yeah. After this brother, I booked in a session last week intentionally for this. I knew you were going to say that. I said, don't, I said, I said what I said.
And then I said to him, but don't change anything for me, which meant I'm not really sure if I can really, you know, concrete say I'm going to be there. Yeah. That's exactly how I ended the sentence. What I said. I knew he was going to do that. Yeah, because I'm a good friend. That's not. That's the narrative I'm running. I did it because I'm a good friend and I want you to have the opportunity.
And then, yeah, I had to go by myself. It was hell. But are you seeing differences by going by yourself? Because you've gone by yourself, what, four times? Yeah, three, four times now. Are you noticing changes? Yeah, it's good. It's good, but I just hate it. I get it. But still, it's not like it's better to go by yourself than not go at all. Agreed. So you're getting better regardless. Agreed.
Agreed. So look at it the other way, man. Yeah, fair. I get it. I'm going to try and put a positive spin on it. And it was a good session. And like, it was decent. I've realized though, I'm trash, you know? Same. Yeah, yeah. But like, no, no, no. But like, actually shit. Like, so you know what? Like, I'm saying like my whole life. I didn't live my whole life.
Like I've realized my whole life has been a ruse. Why? I was never good. Why? Because I'm low-key better now than I was when I was a youth. I'm a fucking arse now. I'm seeing it, bro. And I'm like, oh, this is mad. Like I'm low-key better now. I'm understanding things like better now and doing things better now. And I'm fucking gashed. Which means when I was a youth, I must have been bollocks.
Oh yeah, ultra gashed. I think I just had the illusion of I was 15. so like that's calm also 15 year olds then and 15 year olds now there's a TikTok account I see sometimes with a dad who trains his two youths they're like 6 and 7 these man are fucking filthy filthy they're way better than me 6 and 7 years old yeah but they probably started 3 and 4 I don't care I know you're right. Yeah.
But I understand your sentiment as well. I'm in my thirties. Yeah. Yeah. And there's also a fun guy. I can't remember his name. A guy who is doing like a run on TikTok who's like playing basketball every day until I can score like 10, three pointers in a row. What a journey this guy's on. What day is he on? He's on like day, I don't even know, like 500 or something.
He's not scored 10 threes in a row. It's hard. I know. Don't get me wrong. I can only imagine. Yeah. But also it's more of like a bigger thing than just, it's not, it's not just about the threes. He's learning. He, he did a thing the other day with like a pro NBA coach who offered like him free time to like sit in and do that. And he's, he's not one-on-one to one yet either.
He gets murked on one, a one-on-one, not one-to-one, one-on-one. He's not one, a one-on-one fucking hell. Okay. Yeah. He gets clapped. And like he had a thing the other day where, yeah, where he gets, um, but he didn't win the one-on-one, but he was putting together some moves. And like, I haven't seen enough of this journey to truly feel proud for this guy.
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Chapter 4: What are some of the laziest things you've done?
The dishwasher was clean, but I didn't want to empty it. So I just added more dirty dishes and ran that bitch back. No, you've not done that. You've not done that, bro. I think I have. I've also done it with clothes. Be angry. I deserve it. I'm not even angry, bro. Disappointed? Yeah. I'm not even angry. That's crazy. Yeah, I've done that. That's crazy.
I think the la- If I'm talking chores, the laziest thing I've done is leave dishes for three days. So I keep- So I would- Let's say Monday to Wednesday is our typical working week. I'll come home, eat dinner, put that in the sink. I won't touch it. Do you at least water it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depending on what I eat, of course I water it. But I don't-
My kitchen sometimes looks like a farm, like a plant house with shit everywhere. Shit and water everywhere. It's on the side of the sink, it's in the sink, it's on this side, it's on that side. Up until Thursday, until my day off. Thursday? Yeah, but it's water, isn't it? Nah, it's not water. It's water, so it's not sticky. It's wet, dirty.
Yeah, it's wet, dirty, but it's still, it's exactly the same thing of sweating in the gym, putting all your shit in the laundry bag and not washing it till Sunday. It's the same shit. It's still going to get clean. Yeah, but it's the same shit as if the sweaty shit was all over your bedroom, then it's the same shit. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, but it's still in the kitchen area, like the sink area.
You don't have a dishwasher? I do, but sometimes there are things that I don't want to dishwash because it just fucks it up. Or sometimes the different type of stuff that I've used that are in the sink... just don't fit in the dishwasher correctly. Do you know what I mean? So it sits there to mildew? It sits there till Thursday, bro. Oh my God. Until I can be bothered. Fair enough.
This is the lazy thing, bro. Let's get the laziness out. Yeah, that's me, bro. Yeah, let's do it. I'm trying to think what else. What else do I fucking do? You know what I started doing, which is the opposite of lazy and it's fucking productive and I'm praying to God I can keep it up. You will.
is once now I've started, this is my hack now for keeping a neat household and a tidy kitchen because I'm a messy cook. I'm a messy fucking cook. And then it will stay there till Thursday. It's too much to take on. It's overwhelming. Washing the big bits right then and there and drying it and putting it away. It's the drying it that's the game changer. It's the drying it.
All the big pots, plates, forks, whatever. The big pots and frying pans that I'm using, as soon as I'm done and I'm dishing it up, quickly wash it, hand wash it and dry it and put it away. It makes a difference to you, man. I like that. Oh my God. I like that. I like that a lot. Bro, I did it. I did it this past weekend. Woo! It made the rest of it seem minuscule. Minuscule. I like that.
Bro, have a place to put a sack. I'll run that. Yeah, bro. I'll run that when I'm free. Saucepan is a different bitch. I can't handle it. I hear it. Speaking of ruins and stuff, I put too much salt in my dishwasher the other day. It's murked everything. You put... Wait, hang on. Doesn't it... You put your salt into the bottom here, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 5: What incident sparked a humorous haircut story?
I got into it with this girl called Santana, right? The way you can- Yeah. I said science, you know? I would never know. Yeah, one time in science, I got into it with one Santana, and she was like, why are you laughing with your picky head? And I was like, I need a haircut. That's when you knew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I turned to my boy, and I was like, why did you say I got a picky head?
And he was like- She's right. Yeah, she's right. And he's like, bro, I can't even defend it. And then I was like, nah, bro, I'm picking it out every day.
Chapter 6: What challenges did the speaker face with their barber?
It's raining outside. There's nothing I can do about it. He's like, I hear it, I hear it. But like, she's not lying. Yeah, get a trim, bro. Yeah, get a fucking trim. I was like, that's it. I'm getting a trim. So I sent, my mom sent me to a barber. He was missing a finger. And the name of the shop was Ali Barber. Which finger was he missing? This one. The ring finger. How was he holding the blade?
He figured it out, bro. He figured it out. So there was four finger Alibaba that I'm going to, yeah? And then, so I'm shook. So he starts like, how do you want it? And I'm like, yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Told him. And as he's taking the clip, I've clocked the finger in it. So I panicked. I was like, okay, stop.
I just need you to take a little bit off the top, clean it up and shake me up. these times I come out with mini fro fresh mini fro because it's one thing being butters and just lazy it's another you've got lined up for a clean mini and I was wearing oil sheen in it this thing was shining so I come in I'm I'm I've glanced at the mirror.
I think I'm too scared to ask this guy for a favor because he can fuck me up. So at least it looks like I'm just cleaned up now. I've gone home.
Chapter 7: How did a debt situation affect friendships?
My mom not knowing any better. I've been like, okay, cool. Whatever. This is a trim. I've gone into school one day on Monday. Perry's seen me. And he's locked in immediately, bro. And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna wait. He's thinking, I'm not ruining this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna hold on to this. I'm waiting till break. Yeah. Because I've seen him see me, and no one else has said nothing. Yeah.
And he's like, I can tell he's thinking, I'm waiting till break. I'm not doing this now.
Chapter 8: What moral dilemmas arise from representing controversial figures?
We wait until lunch break. I'm thinking, coast is clear. Because half the day's done, no one said nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is, this is, this is a bet. This is easy, bro. I'm sat on the wall outside North Block.
And then,
Fucking hell, yeah. I was like, no flop. Yeah. And the man's gone. Everyone's gone. Because they all know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been waiting. And they're dead. I want to say they're breathless from it. And he's breathless. And he just managed to summon the strength to say, man's gone barbers and say, give me a mini pro. I was cooked. When I say you, man, I was cucked until it grew out.
Oh my God. So when, do you remember the first time you cut it down and just had like, probably what this is now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember the very first time. When was this? It was like a week later. Okay, cool. Because then, man, we're like, you can't keep doing this. Did you go to Alibaba again? Nah, I went to my guy, Paul, from then. He used to cut all them, man. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
So that's when they were like, you're not going there again. You're coming to Paul. After they bullied me, they took me under their wing and said, yeah, you're coming to Paul. That was the initiation. You needed that, yeah. And I begged him. I was like, I didn't ask for a million for her, I promise. He's like, yes, you did. And I was like, it's just because it grew quick.
And he was like, you're a joke, man. Ask for a million for a lucky guy. Sheened up, oiled. I've never been so humiliated in my life. I'm sorry, G, that's funny. All right, next one, please. Who are we looking at? Who do you think the child is? I haven't the foggiest. One is a parent and one's a child? Who do you think the child is? No. That's a couple, bro. No, it has to be.
I'm going to say homeboy's the child. I was 13 looking like my big brother's mama. We're eight years apart. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. He's 21. She's 13. 13, bro. No. You're fucking joking. Yeah, that's a mother if I've ever seen one. Wow. That's a mother if I've ever seen one. Bro, that's the day before prom. Yeah, rags. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell. 13, my bro. Wow.
I think there's one more. Oh, poor thing. My mom had this tweet set made for me to wear to my piano recital when I was 12. I look like I'm about to take oath of the office. You poor thing. Covering up the little brother's face as well. Yeah, bro. That's peak. You absolute poor thing. Yeah, man. What a thread.
When I saw it, I was thinking, there's no way these men are looking like this at such a young age. But when you think back to 70s, 80s, probably like early 90s as well, when you see like teens or like between like 10 and maybe 15, they're kind of looking old. Yeah. They're kind of looking old. So it's, yeah, it's a weird one. Speaking of looking old, I got cooked the other day, bro. By?
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