Chapter 1: What humorous scenarios do men face when replying like women?
As he's watching it, he's like. And he literally has to like pull it there. And then like, he snaps out of it and he's like. It's too funny for your head.
Welcome in. It's just me, you and Ellis today. Yeah, man. Monday, Monday still. Ellis, everyone's guest of your Ellis show on Patreon. How does that make you feel?
Happy to hear that. Yeah. I don't know why. It's just me chatting shit.
Fun fact, I'm pretty sure your episode one had, as far as like likes and comments, or what do you call it, like engagement, was the most engaged Patreon post we've ever had.
Chapter 2: How does the podcast discuss the impact of social media on relationships?
Mental. Wait, fuck off. No, I'm being serious. Ever? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I keep like, I haven't got the stats, but I keep a mental track about- Oh my God. That's weird. Because on Patreon, it combines it all into one. Oh, does it? Yeah. I've never looked at Patreon. If you go on the episode, it will say this many comments, this many likes. Right.
If you just, if you're on the overall feed and then it can see the thumbnail, it will just have a culmination of engagement.
Chapter 3: What unique dating experiences are shared in the episode?
This many likes, just like all the likes and comments put together as one number. And yours is by far the highest I've ever seen. So you should be very, very happy.
Sick stuff, bro. That's weird, man. I don't know how to handle supplies. I'm really weird with it. Don't try and handle it. There's no point. I just go, yeah, okay. There's nothing to handle. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's very true.
There's actually nothing to handle. Yeah, it's weird, man.
Chapter 4: How do the hosts analyze the dynamics of modern relationships?
Fair play. Thanks, mate. Yeah. So I've had a look at, like, I've seen some of the clips and I'm like, I really was just chatting shit. I don't even remember what I said. And I was like, they love it, bro. Yeah. You're good at chatting shit, bro.
You should be happy. No, it's really, really good. So I'm very happy for you. I'm very proud of you.
That's crazy. Yeah. GGs, man.
Chapter 5: What challenges do men encounter while dating in today's world?
Mad. You said you've got a question for us. I do. I've got a couple of questions. Which one am I going to start with? So let's say you knew from a young age, you wanted to be in the police force or a detective. Right. And you finally worked your way up to work in, let's see, what's in the UK? MI5 or whatever? What's in the UK? Jesus, that's a leap. But yeah, let's call it MI5. Let's go police.
Let's go police. Police, yeah.
Chapter 6: How do cultural backgrounds influence relationship expectations?
Let's just go police. Your local borough police academy or whatever. Okay, cool. And I've worked my way up. You've worked your way up. Like, you are a junior detective. Nice. This is your first day on the job. Right. And this is the moment you've been waiting for. Like, you knew that today is the day. Today is the first day of the rest of my life in this career. Nice. Yeah? Yeah.
Chapter 7: What insights are provided on the emotional aspects of dating?
And you are absolutely overwhelmed with joy. Junior detective, your family, friends, all of that. And what not. Bearing in mind, in this life, in this... Well, there's no stigma about a black person being a police officer. You're just James wanting to be a police officer. Yeah? So let's get that narrative out the window. Yeah? Yeah, my little fucking Uncle Tom.
Yeah, let's get that narrative out the window. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. So... your senior comes to you and says, ah, we've got a few cases today, but I want you to handle this one. It's a missing person.
Chapter 8: How do the hosts conclude their thoughts on dating and relationships?
Nice. This person has been missing for 72 hours. We want you to handle it. Take one of your junior colleagues and you guys handle it, but you're the lead on this case. Okay, nice. When you get in the car with your colleague, are you saying to yourself, I hope this person's fucking missing? As opposed to just like, they're at their mate's house? Yeah. This is your first case.
Okay, I'll let you land. You know what I'm trying to get at. I know exactly. Are you gassed that someone's missing and this is your first case? As soon as you said a missing person case, I said, fuck yeah. I know you did. You've really locked in. Will I be annoyed? Yeah. Okay. I don't know if I... Okay. I don't know if I would be like, fuck, I hope they're missing. Yeah.
Because I think the gasness of it, I wouldn't even think they're not missing. Okay, cool. But I think once I... I think once I interview the parents...
it will be a real and I've got my little my notepad yeah yeah and I'm like alright when's the last time you saw him and they're like oh god it was it was three days ago and I'm like cool any arguments any issues at school da da da da da and then if she's like um Oh, I don't know, but like, I tried calling Richard's mom, because he's always over there, but she hasn't replied.
That's when I'd be like, oh, I swear to God, if he's at Richard's house, I'm going to be really fucking annoyed. This is my big break. This is my big break. And then if my partner's like, we should head to Richard's, I'd be like, oh, fuck. I would be seething. Yeah. Just in a car on the way to Richards. I'd be seething. And then, yeah, I know my little fucking whatever is gaslight.
Oh, I bet there at Richards it's going to be open and shut. We're getting home in time for dinner today. Open and shut. I'd be like, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I thought this was going to be national news. I thought this was going to be national news. Yeah, yeah. Captain of the lacrosse team goes missing. Mom's distraught. Yeah. Nah.
And we're just at his mate's Richards house watching porn. Yeah, I'll be really fucking pissed off. Okay, that's what I thought you'd say. In that note, it sounds horrible. But you hope he's fucking missing. I not only hope he's missing, I hope there's... I hope his fucking arms are on the street. I hope he's gone. Yeah, not only do I hope he's missing, I...
God forbid, guys, this is a hypothetical.
This is a hypothetical situation.
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