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Chapter 1: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about love?
I'm gay, thank you. I'm gay, bro. Thank you. Thank you, that's all I need. I'm gay, bro. Thank you!
Guys. Girls. Welcome in. Yes, sir. You look a lot bad today.
Oh.
your boy slept last night good thank fucking god slept last night i slept early i slept around like 11 ish i got into bed around 10 um took my magnesium woke up felt fresh off the alarm woke me up by the way um but i was like you know what fuck it it's gonna be a good day it's been a great day had a great meeting this morning it's been a great um day all around had a great react session so yeah man
Positive vibes. Good, bro.
I'm glad.
Positive vibes. I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad. What kind of matching today? Grey on grey. Grey on grey. With the grey chair and stuff. A lot of grey in this room, we realised earlier. There is a lot of grey in this room. You're wearing grey as well, Ellis. Yeah. Weird. You guys are actually matching. How my desk is grey? Grey, black and white. Grey, black and white.
You guys are actually, actually matching. You guys were locked in today. Yeah, we are locked in. That's what real friends do. Okay. Rem's not in. Shock. Shock. Shock. You say this once every three months, so... Yeah, it's quicker than three months. Yeah, I was giving the benefit of the doubt. Oh, I would say once every four weeks. Yeah, ooh. Recently. Once every four is a bit tough.
Okay, six weeks. Let's go six to eight. Six to eight.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts define the worst things done for love?
He's not... He doesn't miss an episode once every two months. Okay, but say once. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Let's go back to one to four. Yeah. No, let's go back to the one to four ratio.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
I love you, though. Granted, yeah, he's got a tummy bug. Yeah. Which is peak. Yeah, no one wants that. Yeah, but... That's dead. I don't like when he's not in. Yeah. Messes up the dynamic, but the show must go on. The show must go on. Oh, yeah. I'll do the thing. Okay, cool. The commiserations and... Not commiserations. God. That's when someone dies. Yeah. All right. We have a special guest.
Quick PSA from Daddy Fancy himself. Guys, I'm so sorry. I know there hasn't been a Daddy Fancy in probably like... The streets have been screaming. I don't know what the streets say, but... I've heard there are rumblings in said streets, cobbled, paved things that people are unhappy that there hasn't been a Daddy Fantasy segment in a while. Fair play.
I do have a tendency of taking a break after I finish a book. Which is only fair. You're a human being too. And just because you are the deliverer doesn't mean you can't just, you know, take some time off. But what I will say is I have noticed after every book I finish, the gap is longer and longer. Okay. And it just happens without me even noticing. Okay.
That there's been like four, there's probably been at least four episodes now I've done Daddy Fantasy. Okay. I haven't started reading it yet. That's unacceptable. I was in bed last night thinking I'm ready to start reading. So we obviously fly in a few days. I can get some serious reading done in the time that we're away. Serious reading done. So guys, there isn't one today.
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Chapter 3: What are the most outrageous love stories shared by listeners?
There's no doubt about it today. There probably won't be one next week because we're away.
but from then I would have read a fat chunk of the next book I am going to go I'm just going to keep up with the Akatar series I'm not going to go Onyx Storm like I was okay I'm going to finish this series and then we'll go back you're on to book four right book four now yeah okay yeah damn your boy's a reader bro That's insane. What is it? I'm going into book four of this series. Yeah.
And I read two of the other series. You started this when? When did you start roughly? It's been less than a year. Yeah, less than a year. Wow. I love that for you, man. Thank you, bro. It's like a new thing. It is. The fun thing about it is I've come in second nature. Like I'm just banging through books. And that's what habits are. Yeah, that's how you build habits, bro.
That's how you build habits, man. I love that for you, honestly. Thank you, Broski.
I'm very happy.
But anyway, I'll sign out here. And guys, you will see Daddy Fancy very, very, very soon. And we'll get into some good stuff. Right. Do you know what I like about Daddy Fantasy? What do you like about Daddy Fantasy? Like you really get into character as soon as those glasses come on. A man said, I've not been here in the streets, but the cobbled pavement.
I was thinking that's something only Daddy Fantasy would say. Fair. And I'm like, fair enough. Yeah, you tapped in. Yeah, man. Yeah, you tapped in. I'm locked. You became the character. I love Daddy Fancy. Speaking of niches, Megan sent me a clip today. Did you know there's a nun podcast going on right now? No, I did not. Podcast with nuns. They're just talking about Christianity and religion.
Just talking about God. The holy way and stuff. Yeah, popular nun hosted podcast.
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Chapter 4: How does the discussion shift to personal experiences with love?
A nun's life. A nun's life. Dominican Sisters open mic. gonna lie if I saw a thing that's if I saw a documentary that said a nun's life I'd watch it really I'd watch it I fucking wouldn't I love documentary but if it's a documentary on Netflix it's not gonna be boring in my opinion In your opinion, in your opinion is facts. Yeah. I've seen some boring documentaries on Netflix. Fair.
I actually find a lot of the crime ones are boring to me. It's a lot of similarities. Yeah. In the crime. I don't know what it is that like, that I need to like drag me out. I did start watching, um, trust me on a profit. Yeah. That doesn't make, I didn't even finish it yet, but that the way Donnie bamboozled these men,
it's it's he just decided one yeah we just decided i am the prophet yeah and what i didn't realize is that when i saw the the trailer and stuff i obviously thought my man's got p he's pulled up to these men in a time where they were struggling and he's an outside rich mormon guy who's been like i'm the new prophet that's what i thought happened little did i know he was part of their community his whole life his whole life and he was a waste man yeah he was a waste man the whole time
And then randomly one day was just like, oh, he's just got mad wives, bro. Because that old Messiah went to pen. Yeah, he went pen. And he was like, old Messiah's a bastard, bro. He was like, if I'm not fucking none of you, man. None of you, man. I don't want to hear about a baby. He's thinking, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
that's insane I need some yeah of course I do I need some and then yeah he was he banged bare wives I'm the new messiah I'm the new messiah and then he started marrying 10 year olds and I'm like get this guy I haven't finished it I hope it finishes with him behind bars should I tell you he might as well tell me does it he goes to jail okay good 10 year olds bro he's nuts bro he's nuts there's a part in there where I can't even I can't even repeat what happened hmm
when he was telling the story in the car.
I knew he was gonna say that.
I knew he was gonna say that. And then he was like, I was too overwhelmed with emotions. I couldn't cry. And then he was like, oh, no, actually I did cry. I did cry. Shut up, bro. Shut up. What a disgusting piece of shit. I think, obviously this is, what I got from this documentary is twofold. Yes, you see the atrocities that happens in Mormon communities, one.
And for two, the dedication and the perseverance of homegirl and her husband being undercover for over a year. After that cargo position, I'm not undercover anymore. I have to tell someone. It's a day. I'm not undercover anymore. Yeah. So obviously I don't know where the point you're up to, but they were undercover for over a year. That's insane. Over a year, James. I'm not doing that.
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Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts provide about love and relationships?
She was Mormon in her past. She left and blah, blah, blah. So she understands, not understands why this is happening, but because she was also, for lack of a better term, trafficked in that way. She understands the jeopardy that these are. Yeah. And what I realized, you know, Mormons who break out Mormonism, are into some freak shit. Not even like sexually, but just like, they just do.
She was like a snake handler and like. They do. There's no fear. When they leave Mormonism, bro, they're on it. Like whatever. Bro, she was like a magician's assistant. She was like a TV host. She was a ventriloquist. Bro, she was doing all sorts. Because they ain't seen stuff like this before. They ain't seen none of it. They just think their whole life has been a lie.
So just give me the weirdest shit possible. I'm gonna do it, bro. I'm doing it, bro. I'm racking up this CV. Bro, I was watching Couples Therapy one time. Okay. I fucking watched a show. And there was a Mormon couple on there. And the woman was going through a madness, bro. Where, long story short, she left the church. Yeah.
Her husband eventually left the church as well, but he didn't leave at the same time that she did. And... Ellis, if you haven't seen the show, it's wonderful. Never seen it. It's fantastic. Fair. And basically, she had so much resentment towards the church that... she couldn't follow rules period anymore. Like the concept of following rules to her was so offensive to her integrity.
And she just thought it was just like another Mormonism bullshit thing. So even the concept of monogamy to her, she told her husband, I can't be monogamous. I can't. Like it just reflects too much of the bindingness of the church and all this kind of shit. I need to be free, free, free. Yes.
against his bad judgment he was like all right cool that's fine i've got obviously they had one mutual friend in it he said that's fine fuck whoever you want just don't fuck him she said bet fucked him immediately don't tell me what to do fuck that's dark it was dark bro dark and she held such little accountability for it he was murked yeah i would be he was murked bro and then he still tried to continue the marriage and all this kind of stuff and he was doing he was doing the open relationship stuff and he was just like i
I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't like it. I don't like it.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts respond to listener stories about love?
And she was like, this is what I need. If you want to be married to me, this is what I need. And he was like, I get it, bro. And I get like your resemblance to the church. I grew up there too. And like, I don't have as bad feelings as you do. And like, she's basically like, if you talk to anyone from the church, like we're done. And he was like, my family's there. Like my mom is there.
My sisters are there. My dad's there. And she was like, bro, like they're evil, evil people. Like you can't be involved in them. And then she's on so far on the other end of the spectrum. Understandably so. But it was a struggle to watch. They were going through it, bro. Fucking fantastic. I love couples therapy. That scenario reminds me of another documentary I watched.
I think, again, it was another Mormon-esque or Mormon-adjacent community.
in the arson of nowhere in america um there was a there's a female preacher which i don't think it was a religious thing i think it was more sort of like a following my cult type situation and she was preaching about how to i think how to raise and treat your kids and like live in this community and like how to be a better wife all these type of things and he got to a stage where if people if if
People were thinking like maybe too outside the box. You'll say, oh, you're addicted to porn. You're addicted to this. You're addicted to that. And if you're, if, if according to her, you were addicted to porn, the women have the right in the relationship, the women have to write to chuck the man at the yard, tell them not to see their kids for X amount of time. And bro, it got so dark.
The opening scene of this documentary is a kid walking to a, a random house in the middle of a desert. I think they're in like Utah or something. Knocking on the door saying- They will be in Utah. Saying, I've been bound for a couple of days. Call 5-0. Call the ambulance. Come get- Tell them to come get me. And then that's how it all unravels. Yeah. Was he under punishment?
Yes, he was under punishment. Addicted to porn? No, he was a kid. He wasn't- Oh, he was a kid? He was a kid. Oh, he was a grown up?
No, no, no.
It starts off with the kid. Oh! So it's- The whole thing is about- That whole- That whole chapter unfolded with- the kid being entrapped, running away.
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Chapter 7: What lessons do the hosts learn from their discussions on love?
And then that's how this community got discovered because of what this woman was doing to a community. And she was keeping kids in fucking cupboards and shit, whipping them with this and that, bro. And there was one of the wives, one woman in a relationship
started to get herself involved with this preacher of a woman and left her husband, all of this, and allowed her to treat kids and her kids as well that way. I can't remember what it's called. Cult shit is so crazy. I can't say it's always in America. That's what's publicized, I guess. It's got so much room. It has got so much room.
What do you think would have to be on offer for you to get swindled into being in a cult? What problem are they solving for you? In this day and age, they meet my current food herd. Okay, let's not say your current food herd. Because I don't have that kind of mindset, bro. Okay, not current Fuhad. This version of Fuhad. Okay, actually, let me reframe it.
Not what could they offer you, but let's say if you were this kind of person, do you think a cult would be attractive to you? If you were someone who was chronically alone, chronically poor...
has never really received much love similar to what we talked about yesterday feeling zero purpose in your life like you just feel like if i wasn't here nothing would change then probably yeah especially like you're special i can see a light in you yeah hang on i i you're glowing do you know that i can see a light in you has anyone ever told you that before no no no it's the first time this is the first time you're hearing this yeah
Listen, my name is Josiah. Nice to meet you, Josiah. I am from a small community in Utah and we focus on the Josiahites who are descended from Herculean genes. I don't know if you know about this. No, it's the first time hearing about it. Okay, Hercules, son of Zeus. Half human, half God. they tried to depict it in the Disney movie, but once he became a true God, he emanated this golden aura.
And that was to prove that he is a true God, but that aura was always within him. And now as his... Genes have spread throughout humanity that has been lost. But I am one of the very few descendants who can see that light in people. And you are meant for incredibly great things. I'm assuming you've been told that your entire life. No, it's the first time I'm hearing of it.
You're joking.
No, I've not been shown any love, any care. I'm poor. I didn't think there was a way out for me, to be honest. Question. Do you struggle to sleep sometimes? I struggle to sleep a lot of times. Let me guess, do you struggle to sleep because your mind is thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking? Yes, you're right, yes. Do you experience sadness to great, great, great, great depths?
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Chapter 8: What closing thoughts do the hosts have about love's complexities?
Would you like to learn of how to deal with that? I would. I really would. Do you like sex? Who doesn't? I've not had it in a while, but who doesn't? The times I did have it, I remember them great. If it's okay with you, I don't want to be too full force. We really, really focus on getting as much Herculean DNA into the world as possible. Sign me up. We don't believe in condoms. Sign me up.
We need you to have a lot of sex. Sign me up. Yeah? Sign me up. Come with me. There is a sign up fee.
Yeah.
There is a sign-up fee. Okay. And we'll need all of your money. Oh, okay. Because you don't... We'll take care of everything. I'll be reimbursed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For attorney. In this life and the next. You will be reimbursed. I will expect all of your money. Okay. But that's it. Okay. And you'll be fed, housed, clothed, all the sex. Okay. Yes? Yes. Come with me.
And then help me spread the word. Okay, cool, cool. I'll tell you who's glowing and who's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll be your number two.
Yeah.
Yes. Yeah, I'll get draped in there. Draped in there, bro. 100%. Easily. Easily, bro. Oh, so would I, bro. Yeah, if that was my reality and mentality, of course. But I think it's very easy for us that aren't in said cultures and aren't in secluded areas to see something like Mormonism, for example, that's documented on socials or Netflix or whatever.
and think to ourselves, how are these guys so fickle-minded in this way to not be able to see the reality of what's happening around them? I haven't had it in a while, it's killing me, sorry. I haven't had it in a while, but yes.
You were tapped, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. You tattled, piss poor. Sorry, sorry, agreed, agreed, agreed.
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