Simon Mayo's Confessions
Episodes
Beep beep, beep beep, yeah! & other tales
10 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Collective for a week of stains, spirits and seriously questionable decisions First up, a gem from ...
Missionary Impossible & other tales
03 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Landing in your inbox on Good Friday (or whenever you’re brave enough to press play), Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective are back with Parish...
The green green grass of home & other tales
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo, Sister Suzi, Sister Holly and Brother Matthew for another round of sins, five-star reviews, parish noticeb...
Can you dig it? Yes, you can & other tales
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for another week of packed confessions. First up Adam relives the three-chan...
Libra and my name is charles & other tales
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo, Sister Holly and Brother Matthew for a slightly shorter episode that still delivers three absolute belter...
Vanilla ice ice baby & other tales
06 Mar 2026
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Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confession Collective for another week of chaos, questionable logic, and tape-speed chat that nobod...
Blinded by the light & other tales
27 Feb 2026
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Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo, Sister Suzi, Sister Holly and Brother Matthew for another week of chaos.First: a 1950s boarding school in ...
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… & other tales
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the crew for another week of sinful silliness, dubious logic, and a very firm reminder to… respect th...
Zip a dee doo dah & other tales
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the crew for a week caught between Valentine’s Day love and Friday-the-13th superstition.First up: Li...
Big mouth strikes again & other tales
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the crew for another week of confession chaos.Sister Goldenhair attempts a 10-day silent meditation ret...
Twisting the night away & other tales
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Enter the confessional with Simon Mayo for another laugh-out-loud episode of Confessions! This week, hear Jo’s hilariously awkward tale of miscommun...
I got cat class and I got cat style & other tales...
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo for another uproarious episode of confessions!This week, prepare for chaos as Professor Pat Pending shares ...
You can ring my bell & other tales
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional as Simon Mayo guides you through another hilarious episode of confessions! This week, join the uproarious antics of Naugh...
Are you not entertained & other tales...
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional as Simon Mayo rings in 2026 with fresh confessions that are sure to tickle your funny bone. This week, meet the Fate Day F...
Top 10 Confessions Countdown 2025 - Part Two
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Despite Simon being sick at home the countdown continues. Join Simon Mayo and the Confessional Collective as they dive into part two of the 2025 Top 1...
Top 10 Confessions Countdown 2025 - Part One
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Kick off the new year with a special treat in part one of Simon Mayo's Best of the Confessions Podcast! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective ...
The fright before Christmas & other tales
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for a jolly good time with Simon Mayo’s Confessions in this festive Christmas Eve special! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as...
Baby, it’s cold outside & other tales
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the festive spirit with the 100th episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they celebrate this ...
Search for the hero & other tales
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the uproarious world of Simon Mayo's Confessions in this week's episode! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into hilar...
One year out! & other tales
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a wild and hilarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Prepare for laughs as Martin and his son Rufus reminisce about a mishap in thei...
Your cruel device & other tales
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we're diving into the hilarity of parental pride gone awry as M...
He’s in the army now & other tales
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the hilarious chaos of Simon Mayo's Confessions in this week’s episode! We're kicking things off with Tom, who shares a childhood mishap i...
Wired for sound & other tales
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gather round for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we set sail with Mr. Bartholomew Blackbeard, who recounts a hilari...
Richard Allinson saves the day & other tales
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the spooky confessional for a thrilling Halloween edition of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the entertaining Confessional C...
Don't know much biology & other tales
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the hilarity of Simon Mayo's Confessions for another unforgettable episode! This week, we're treated to a whirlwind of mischief and mishaps....
The cat crept in & other tales
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step right into the laughter-filled confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the lively Confessi...
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky - from the Crypt
10 Oct 2025
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Step into the confessionals for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the lively Confessional Collective ...
I was working in a lab late one night & other tales
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the October chill sets in, the Confessional Collective is here to warm your spirits with a medley of amusing and outrageous tales. This week, Peel...
Somebody help me, yeah? & other tales
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they explo...
Abra-abra-cadabra & other tales
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Father Simon in the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, he and the spirited Confessional Collecti...
Ca plane pour moi & other tales
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for an uproarious new episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, the collective dives into hilarious mishaps and unfor...
The caravan of love & other tales
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for the latest hilarity on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a w...
Child in time & other tale
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for the exciting premiere of Season 7 of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as t...
Mother knows best & other tales
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for a hilariously chaotic finale of Season 6 of Simon Mayo's Confessions with a final from the crypt special! This week, Fa...
A brief encounter & other tales
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into our confessional for a holiday special of Simon Mayo's Confessions from the Crypt! Join Father Simon and the Confession collective as they n...
A bag of peas & other tales
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for a laugh-out-loud special of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dig into ...
Take these chains from my heart & other tales
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unrave...
Waiter, waiter, percolator & other tales
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they sift ...
A smile as bright as sunshine & other tales
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they...
Some people call me the space cowboy & other tales
11 Jul 2025
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Step into the confessional for yet another captivating episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they...
Sup up your beer and collect your fags & other tales
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another marvellous episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unra...
Hope of deliverance & other tales
27 Jun 2025
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Step into the confessional for another laughter-packed episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective de...
Doctor, doctor give me the news & other tales
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive i...
They even have a bear in the air & other tales
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another wild ride on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective tackle tales of hi...
Messing about on the river & other tales
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive h...
Saddle up and ride your pony & other tales
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another riotously funny episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective shar...
Confessions from the Crypt Special
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for a special delve into the crypt for this week's episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! The Confession Collective deliver a...
I need a hi hi hi hideaway & other tales
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into...
We’re going where the sun shines brightly & other tales
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional once again for a rollercoaster of hilarity in this week’s episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the ...
I'm flying high like a bird in the sky & other tales
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another delightful episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon, Brother Matt, Sister Suzi and Sister Holly ...
The itchy and scratchy show & other tales
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step into the confessional for another hilarious episode of Simon Mayo’s Confessions! This week, we dive into a collection of hilariously questionab...
Knock knock, who's there & other tales
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do a cruise convenience calamity, a Chuckle brothers signed program, a washed up coffin and a possessed car have in common? They're all tangled u...
Caught out riding fences & other tales
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From a swimming pool prank, to a missing cat, clairvoyant chaos and a gardener getting caught short, this week's confessions serve up another round of...
Give it away, give it away, give it away now & other tales
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do a budgie's flight for freedom, a stuffed cornet, shouts of 'Wally' and some hot hot sauce have in common? They're all tangled up in this week'...
All together now & other tales
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for exam rallying, si...
Sisters are doin' it for themselves & other tales
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From a sibling prank, to a boy racer tale, exam cheating and a Cluedo playing cad with some shocking behaviour, this week's confessions serve up anoth...
You bring the body, and I'll bring the steam & other tales
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This wee...
Enter Sandman & other tales
07 Mar 2025
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It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This wee...
These boots are made for walking & other tales...
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From a shoe swap, creative locksmithing, triplet trickery and a spooky prank with some angel statues this week's confessions serve up another round of...
Caught out there & other tales
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This wee...
Old man rhythm is in my shoes & other tales
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This wee...
Who should I say is calling & other tales
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From crucifix calamities to creepy dolls, this week's confessions bring plenty of mischief, misunderstandings, and outright mayhem. Aled shares a tale...
It ain’t easy being green & other tales
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From dodgy baking to disastrous DIY wine, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions.&nbs...
Radioactivity is in the air for you and me & other tales
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do a fake triplet, a runaway car, a French footballer and a frozen headmaster have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous c...
Live at the Apollo & other tales
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for mic mishaps, wagy...
And on the conveyor belt tonight & other tales
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Start the new year right, with a brand-new confessions podcast! It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemp...
Best of 2024 Part Two
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The confessions door are open once again for the second instalment of our Best of 2024 Specials. Join Father Simon, Brother Matt and Sister Suzi once ...
Best of 2024 Part One
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a year of shocking secrets, laugh out loud mishaps and moments that made us all gasp. In Part One of this very special episode Father Simon,...
Turn around bright eyes & other tales
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare yourself for a festive feast of mischief, mayhem and more confessions than Saint Nick's naughty list can handle, as Father Simon and the Confe...
Run baby run & other tales
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hold on to your lederhosen because this week's episode is packed with outrageous confessions that will leave you laughing, cringing and questioning hu...
Cool for cats, cool for caaaaaats & other tales
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brace yourselves for a purr-fectly scandalous episode as Father Simon and the Confessional collective hear some truly cat-astrophic tales of sin and m...
Walk and talk & other tales
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare yourself for a bumper batch of belly laugh inducing confessions as Father Simon and the Confessional collective open their ears to a new gener...
Wait till your father gets home & other tales
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sit back and enjoy four new confessions as Tom, Stuart, Cybil and Butcher's boy, seek forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! I...
I can hear your heartbeat& other tales
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brace yourselves for another batch of hilarious confessions as Becca, Tufty, Chaz and Carl Jim seek forgiveness from Father Simon and the Confessional...
Mamma mia & other tales
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for some astounding confessions this week as Thomas, Mike, Freddy and Jim seek forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective...
A very big house in the country & other tales
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This wee...
When in Rome do like a Roman & other tales
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare yourself for laugh out loud confessions from a new generation of mischief-makers as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessiona...
You don’t bring me flowers & other tales
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for four fantastic confessions from the Crypt for this weeks Crypt Special with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From meeting ...
The Smuggler's blues & other tales
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This wee...
That's what friends are for & other tales
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for laugh out loud confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! ...
It takes two baby & other tales
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This we...
Birds of a feather & other tales
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for side-splitting confessions from a new generation of mischief-makers as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Colle...
Living by numbers & other tales
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Climb every mountain & other tales
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Dirty cash & other tales
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Holiday postcard from Simon & the team - Season 6 s coming
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with an inbox full of new sinners willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness. Season 6 starts next Friday but until then enj...
Red light spells idiot & other tales
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The second instalment of holiday themed confessions from the crypt - plus find out how the drivetime team are finding it in their holiday caravan, wit...
Going for gold & other tales
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
The buoys of summer & other tales
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run & other tales
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Summer lovin' had me a blast! & other tales
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Danger! danger! high voltage & other tales
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Wickedy wa wa wild west & other tales
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Good morning Judge & other tales
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Wanted dead or alive & other tales
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Can't you hear me, SOS & other tales
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Rage against the machine & other tales
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
The bed's too big with or without you & other tales
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
Freshers fruit and rotting vegetables & other tales
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...
I'll tumble for ya & other tales
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional...