Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 265

02 Apr 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 265! In this episode, Sean is super excited about a movie sequel no one saw coming and Matty soot his pants.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 264

26 Mar 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 264! In this episode, we learn a new word, we learn how not to get scammed and we learn that Matty is a rude Yankee.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 263

19 Mar 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 263! In this episode, Matty & Sean are joined by Kevin who claims to have found the best chicken in town (Sean has his ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 262

12 Mar 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 262! In this episode, last week sucked. Sean and Matty are joined via phone by a very special guest.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 261

05 Mar 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 261! In this episode, Sean is out because a broken water pipe is ruining all his good stuff, Charley unboxed something ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 260

26 Feb 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 260! In this episode, Sean would spend $1400 for a sit down with The Who, Charley would spend it for a nice dinner with...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 259

19 Feb 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 259! In this episode, Sean has some sweet new lady glasses, Charley wants to "Armageddon" that asteroid showing up in 7...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 258

12 Feb 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 257... sort of

05 Feb 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 257... sort of. Sooooo, for some reason the audio didn't record right. There's clips in here so you can hear how bad it...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 256

29 Jan 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 256! In this episode, Sean can't stop scrolling, Charley can't stop intrusive thinking and Matty is actually AI.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 255

22 Jan 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 255! In this episode, Sean is saying farewell to a problematic member of his family, Charley tries to explain the Blake...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 254

15 Jan 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 254! In this episode, we came inside from building a dirty snowman so Sean can teach us the difference between Gargoyle...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 253

08 Jan 2025

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 252

18 Dec 2024

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Simon says... Podcast! Episode 252! In this episode, the gang is getting ready for a long winter's nap but before we go we're having a feast of old fr...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 251

11 Dec 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 251! In this episode, Charley and Matty think the public shaming of people who do wrong is perfectly fine and how to br...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 250

04 Dec 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 250! We celebrate this milestone by putting pepper spray on our eggs, eating some Shmuggets and wearing our finest Salm...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 249

26 Nov 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 249! In this episode, Sean is busy with his giblets so Charley and Matty compare Thanksgiving traditions, the joys of B...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 248

20 Nov 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 248! In this episode, Charley's off so Sean and Matty discuss all the things people have licked through the years, trea...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 247

15 Nov 2024

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While Matty is on vacation, Sean & Charley discuss the Tyson/Paul fight, the KFC/Church's fight, the glory that is Aldi, and why Charley can't handle ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 246

06 Nov 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 246! In this episode, we recap how amazing our Halloween costumes were including Trinity from the Matrix, a Pinata and ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 245

30 Oct 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 245! In this episode, Sean needs a cape for his Devil costume, Charley has her Kooky Spooks costume ready and Matty mig...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 244

23 Oct 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 244! In this episode, Sean thinks a lady sawing a ham is creepy, Charley is excited that Dale Jr. is back in the 3 car ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 243

16 Oct 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 243! In this episode, Sean isn't sure why "Quincy" was so popular with the ladies, Charley is OUTRAGED by the Grinch co...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 242

09 Oct 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 242! In this episode, Sean might be buying a fancy new pinball machine, Charley loves toboggans (in every form) and Mat...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 241

02 Oct 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 241! In this episode, Sean and Matty are amazed by the overwhelming help being given to our neighbors affected by Helen...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 240

25 Sep 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 240! In this episode, Charley explains how people Homecoming-ed back in the 80's, Sean tried his best to save his ghost...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 239

18 Sep 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 239! In this episode Tom Cruise might stop by again, Sean wants to prove if it's Dee Snider or Bigfoot in Oak Ridge, Ch...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 238

11 Sep 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 238! In this episode, Sean offers unsolicited advice to everyone at the grocery store, Charley thinks Walmart might be ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 237

04 Sep 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 237! In this episode, Sean will help wake your kids up on vacation with water, Charley had a real sweet feral kittie an...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 236

28 Aug 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 236! In this episode, Sean has hit the road for the long weekend so he missed out hearing how Charley is the rockstar o...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 235

21 Aug 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 235! In this episode, despite the sad news of Jen & Ben's breakup, Sean's news turns it all around, Charley still i...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 234

14 Aug 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 234! In this episode, we're back! Sean's saving Matty's marriage with some brownies, Charley is really good at basketba...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 233

17 Jul 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 233! In this episode, Sean does his best French Bulldog impersonation, Charley isn't a fan of Matty's favorite new webc...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 232

10 Jul 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 232! In this episode, Sean's kid has fled home to tour with Taylor Swift in Europe, Charley is naming her next dog Tull...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 231

03 Jul 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 231! In this episode, we're having a cookout and Sean's got a bag of loose corn, Charley's got a $100,000 bar and Matty...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 230

26 Jun 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 230! In this episode, Sean's still at the beach, Charley went to the beach and Matty is going to Canada!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 229

19 Jun 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 229! In this episode, Sean gets heated over a candy bar controversy, Charley ate too much Chic-fil-a and Matty wants Se...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 228

12 Jun 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 228! In this episode, Matty leaves for one day and comedy legend Tommy Davidson showed up, plus, Sean's confused by a f...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 227

05 Jun 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 227! In this episode, Charley has created King Kong Travel to ship Sean overseas, Matty shares some BKE (Big Kravitz En...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 226

29 May 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 226! In this episode, Sean is back and has a magic fridge that keeps him on his toes, Charley has a brand-new baby gira...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 225

22 May 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 225! In this episode, Sean is stuck in Memorial Day traffic somewhere so Charley tells a story about the time her and h...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 224

15 May 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 224! In this episode, we're a Sean down so Charley talks about the mind-blowing idea of a camel stoplight in the desert...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 223

08 May 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 223! In this episode, Matty is ready for his Hot Grill Summer, Sean pays respect to all the work trucks with piles of p...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 222

01 May 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 222! In this episode, Sean doesn't want to spill his ear medicine, Charley wants some Drumsticks for "science," Matty s...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 221

24 Apr 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 221! In this episode, Sean's daughter can't even with the violin scammers, Charley had a pet butterfly ("had" is the ke...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 220

17 Apr 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 220! In this episode, Sean's car is TRYING to get him to replace it, Charley will turn against the other two for a rewa...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 219

10 Apr 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 219! In this episode, the eclipse taught Sean how to AirDrop, Charley has no idea who some of her contacts are or if th...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 218

03 Apr 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 218! In this episode, we're wearing our eclipse glasses early, Sean's wearing his best puddle jacket, Charley definitel...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 217

27 Mar 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 217! In this episode, Sean swears the kids call Popeye PiePie, Charley does a sweet Austin Powers impersonation and Mat...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 216

20 Mar 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 216! In this episode, Charley invites us to try real pizza at Bobe's, Sean belts out his best version of "Lost In Love"...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 215

13 Mar 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 215! In this episode, Sean is desperate to document his UFO sighting, Charley relives her glory days of St. Patrick's D...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 214

06 Mar 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 214! In this episode, Sean teaches everyone how to take a compliment, Charley wants to make a citizen's arrest and Matt...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 212... B?

28 Feb 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 212... B? Sean refuses to say which number this is so we'll just say 212-B or the one before 214, Matty may not be allo...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 212

21 Feb 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 212! In this episode, who knew Sean's name was so hard to say, Charley is looking forward to tiny little toothpicks and...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 211

14 Feb 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 211! In this episode love is in the air and so is the smell of Girl Scout cookies, Sean loves shopping on Temu (no matt...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 210

07 Feb 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 210! In this episode, Charley is the only one of us with friends who throw parties, Matty says watch out for g-g-g-g-gh...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 209

31 Jan 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 209! In this episode, Sean scored sweet treasure from the dentist, Charley isn't about the new Porky Pigging It style t...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 208

24 Jan 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 208! In this episode, Sean says it's too cold to shoot his big movie scene, Charley was also snubbed by the Oscars and ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 207

17 Jan 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 207! In this episode, Sean is visited by a mysterious Spanish bread ghost, Charley's vacation eye cream might still be ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 206

10 Jan 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 206! In this episode, digging holes in, under and around your house is a bad idea, do you have your hearing aids in Nan...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 205

03 Jan 2024

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 205! In this episode, it's the very first podcast of 2024 and it's all about Peach Fuzz and Weenie Slinging! We also lo...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 204

27 Dec 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 204! In this episode, with Sean out Matty and Charley agree that wearing pajamas all day is the best part of Christmas ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 203

20 Dec 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 203! In this episode, it's a special appearance from Santa Simon, Charley shares some cruise hacks, Sean has butter new...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 202

13 Dec 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 202! In this episode, Charley is on a boat, Sean is stricken with the sick so Matty rambles on about things for roughly...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 201

06 Dec 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 201! In this episode, Sean wins with his fake Christmas tree hack, Charley learns how helpful kids are at decorating a ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 200

29 Nov 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 200! In this episode, we celebrate the 200th by receiving old wine from Sean, used booze from Matty and Charley pulls u...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 199

22 Nov 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 199! In this episode, Sean shares Maw Maw's secret to startin' her heart, Charley LOVES trying out new recipes on Thank...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 198

15 Nov 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 198! In this episode, Sean has been HORRIFYING grocery store workers for years without even knowing it, Charley just wa...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 197

08 Nov 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 197! In this episode, Sean decides which celebrity he wants to hit him with their car, Charley has to reconsider whethe...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 196

01 Nov 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 196! In this episode, Sean enlightens us on a super-neat plotline from "The Bachelor in Paradise," Charley is still the...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 195

25 Oct 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 195! In this episode, Matty's hat is MISSING and EVERYBODY is a suspect, Charley eats hot dogs right out of the package...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 194

18 Oct 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 194! In this episode, we talk to special guest Scott Leftwich of Wieners & Losers fame about his new game show "Arc...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 193

11 Oct 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 193! In this episode, Sean shares the super-fun story behind the term "saved by the bell" and Matty thinks a pickle gum...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 192

04 Oct 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 192! In this episode, Sean hears good things about retiring to The Villages in Florida, Charley defends the internet fr...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 191

27 Sep 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 191! In this episode, Charley is lousy with blankies, Sean gift giving game is strong (not as strong as his regifting g...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 190

20 Sep 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 190! In this episode, Charley is blasting Bon Jovi on her next road trip, Sean is able to find the best gas station foo...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 189

13 Sep 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 189! In this episode, Sean buys the most expensive donuts ever, Charley tries to explain to him how apps work and Matty...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 188

06 Sep 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 188! In this episode, Sean misses his Rump jeans, Charley's connection to Richie Sambora connects her to almost anyone ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 187

30 Aug 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 187! In this episode, PUMPKIN SPICE IS BACK and with it comes a fun new product for Sean, Charley is more tangy than bi...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 186

23 Aug 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 186! In this episode, the phone calls get a little weird, Sean has butterflies in his tummy about going back to school,...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 185

16 Aug 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 185! In this episode, Sean... er.... Potato Head, gets pillow advice, Charley defends Sandy Bullock and Matty renames h...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 184

09 Aug 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 184! In this episode, Sean's being catfished, Charley wants to go on a "Mystery Vacation" and Matty's going to eat a gr...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 183

02 Aug 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 183! In this episode, Charley doesn't want compostable Barbie, Sean can't stop weeping and Matty is going to time trave...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 182

26 Jul 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 182! In this episode, Charley let everyone down by not bringing us gigantic pork tenderloin sandwiches, Sean had a vivi...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 181

19 Jul 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 181! Matty's back, Charley's gone and Sean's still here! In other news, stew sandwiches are a thing, Taco Tuesday is fo...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 180

12 Jul 2023

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In this week's episode, Matty is on vacation, so Sean & Charley ponder the possibility that Jamie Foxx has a clone, wonder what really happens in ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 179

05 Jul 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 179! In this episode, Sean has left to join a traveling circus so Charley and Matty trade road trip stories, prepare fo...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 178

28 Jun 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 178! In this episode, we look back at our favorite 4th of July celebrations, Sean is traveling to his favorite Food Lio...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 177

21 Jun 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 177! In this episode, Charley is booking a flight to Meth Island, Sean can't find a good Toast-Chee beer and Matty is v...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 176

14 Jun 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 176! In this episode, Matty requests you wait a few days before putting him in the ground just in case he wakes up, Sea...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 175

07 Jun 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 175! In this episode, Matty's not opposed to eating spiders as long as they've been shaved, Sean found a bag of Beige i...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 174

31 May 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 174! In this episode, Charley tries to remember how we found out about shows before the internets, Sean's got some swee...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 173

24 May 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 173! In this episode, Sean's already hit the road for Memorial Day Weekend, Matty wants to workout and be swole but it ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 172

17 May 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 172! In this episode, Sean's cooking up pan toast, Charlie thinks Sean's horn resolution is broken and Matty has been u...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 171

10 May 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 171! In this episode, Sean celebrates his Mom by trying to off her with heat stroke, Charley reveals her Blues singer a...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 170

03 May 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 170! In this episode, will anyone know when we're replaced by AI, Sean's frustrated at a new development in his online ...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 169

26 Apr 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 169! In this episode, what's in your turkey leg might surprise you, Matty won't generally drink found moonshine, Charle...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 168

19 Apr 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 168! In this episode, Sean's grabbing a bloody mary with a full pizza, hot pockets and a slice of American cheese, Char...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 167

12 Apr 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 167! In this episode, it's been 3 years since we started doing this and only a few things have changed... right... also...

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 166

05 Apr 2023

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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 166! In this episode, it's almost Easter so Matty's celebrating with a Bourbon Bunny, Charley is the expert on Jive Bun...