What is the background of the Enid, Oklahoma crime?
Sure would appreciate my neighbor's head getting sawed off just for some excitement around here. Just give me some action.
Yeah. Give me some goddamn action in this joint. Like a drug gang maybe.
Missing kid for a couple hours. Anything.
Big like a North Hollywood bank robbery type of deal. One of those. Give me something like that.
Even if they find the kid tomorrow, I'm fine with it.
That's okay. One star. The city of Enid as a whole is one of the most boring cities I've ever lived in. This person doesn't like the boring apparently. It's like the city doesn't want to build anything that will attract out-of-town tourists. Yeah, there is the Stride Center. Oh, yay. You all won't pay for good entertainment.
I guess they have a venue where people can come, but they don't draw there, apparently. Yeah, we don't get suggested, do you guys want to go to Enid on your next tour ever? That never comes up. City of Enid officials don't do what the residents that elect them to do. They do what they want to do and at their own pace.
If you want to open a business, the paperwork will be held back and you won't be able to. What? I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. That's crazy. So, yeah, you want boring like retirement style boring, come to Enid. Actually, you want to be able to enjoy your days off with the family and drive downtown plus hours, then, well, you make the decision.
Jeez.
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