Chapter 1: What happened to the successful woman found dead on the bike path?
Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express. Yay and choo-choo. Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. Yay indeed. My name is James Petrogallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Thank you folks so much for joining us today on another absolutely crazy edition of Small Town Murder Express. They're always crazy, and this one is wild, just like the rest of them here.
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Chapter 2: How did the investigation shift from an accident to a murder case?
They used to play in Milwaukee sometimes. They played down there.
That's a lot of fucking Green Bay shirts in Milwaukee.
Sure is. That's where they're fans of. So do that. Listen to our other shows as well, Crime and Sports and Your Stupid Opinions. Get yourself Patreon. That's where it's at.
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That's right. You get one crime in sports and one small town murder this week for crime in sports. We're going to talk about theme park disasters again. We needed another part of that. It's been a while.
Boy, is it fun.
It's been a while since I've heard of people losing their legs on a roller coaster. I really feel like I need that this week.
My daughter oftentimes, spring break and summertime, asks to go to a theme park, and I every time say no.
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Chapter 3: Who was Melissa Joan Millen and what was her background?
You can very easily dissuade her from that by just, here, play this. A lot of bodies in that fun. And then for Small Town Murder, it is up to you. It's a poll, everybody. So it's up to you. You decide. Either we do Corey Richens Part 3, which is the sentencing and a bunch of new stuff that we found out that she was lying about. That's a lot of fun. Or we talk about the crash.
The documentary and all the other documentaries that go with it and all the facts and everything that happened there. Two very hateable people. Sharilla. Very easy to hate either or. So you guys pick who you want to hate this week and then whoever it is will hate this week and then we'll wait to two more weeks and we'll hate the other one then. So that's how that works.
Patreon.com slash crime in sports is where you get all of that and more. And, yeah, so in addition to that, you get all the shows we put out all ad-free as well. Everything. Crime and Sports, Your Stupid Opinion, Small Town Murder. And then you also get a shout-out at the end of the regular show where Jimmy will go ahead and mess your name all up. So that said, I think it's time.
Good luck, everybody. That said, I think it's time. I think it's time here to clear the lungs. And nose for me today. Mostly. I am good and sick today. This is fun. Are you poorly, Doc? Are you poorly?
Chapter 4: What were the initial theories regarding Melissa's death?
Sorry, Deadwood references. So let's all clear the lungs here. Arms to the sky. And let's all shout. Shut up and guilt me. Let's do this, everybody. Let's go on a trip, shall we? Let's do it. We are going to Connecticut this week. Here it is. Going to Connecticut. We've had a bunch of Northeast states lately. We're going to Simsbury, Connecticut. Where the hell is that?
I think it's a town in the Sims game. I think it's where you build your house in the Sims game or PlayStation. Oh, I'm going to Simsbury and I'm going to build a house over here. Terrible things. That's what it seems like. This is in north central Connecticut. It's outside of Hartford. That's the area here. It's about 25 minutes to Hartford. That's where UConn is, right? Is UConn in Hartford?
I think so. Yale's in New Haven, right? Yeah, Yale's in New Haven. I think UConn's in Hartford. Bridgeport.
Chapter 5: Who confessed to the murder and what were the circumstances?
Why do I want to say Bridgeport? Bridgeport, Connecticut? I can't remember. No, because that's – I'm trying to think of Aaron Hernandez when we did Crime and Sports and where he was. So who knows? It really doesn't matter. But it's an interesting thing to think about though. There's also – it's about two and a half hours to New York City if you want to go down there.
It's about an hour and 15 to Waterford, Connecticut, our last Connecticut episode, episode 661, Serial Killer Desires. You bet. They were fighting a bunch of women – posed in a certain way all over the place, and it was pretty gross stuff there. Very interesting, too. This is in Hartford County. Area codes 860 and 959. Can't hold these people back with one area code.
Median household income here, more than double the national average, or actually just about double the national average.
They got cash up there.
$134,688 is the median household income. Median home cost here, also a little bit high, but not as high as some of these areas. No, $392,400. That's not that terrible. That's incredibly affordable if you're making $170,000 a year. Exactly. That's not bad at all. A little bit of history of this town. In 1643, John Griffin and Michael Humphrey, they started a tar and turpentine business. Jesus.
And then a few years later, an Indian guy named Manahananus started a fire which destroyed all the tar that belonged to Griffin. Get out of here with your tar, goddammit.
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Chapter 6: What evidence did police find that led to the arrest?
Another thing, on Tuesday, December 20th, 1859, the two-story patent safety fuse factory – Uh-oh. Yeah. Located near the center of town. Exploded. Yeah. Just exploded. Just gunpowder. Killed seven women and one man. And the blast injured several other people, including the factory owner. The factory made cord fast-burning fuses used for blasting. So like dynamite. That fuse for dynamite. Yeah.
Which resulted in the explosion, obviously. Fast-burning ones.
Yeah.
Fast burning. Yeah, well, you know. You know, that's funny. Just people with no fingers buying those all the time. Wow, I got nothing to lose. Fuck it.
Built for the guy that doesn't have time for a speech after he lights the dynamite.
No time for that horse shit. He doesn't want any hero coming in and putting it out. This thing is going fast.
Pouring water on it or licking his finger and hitting it. It sucks.
Reviews of this town, because I've never been here. I don't know what this is all about.
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Chapter 7: How did the community react to Melissa's murder?
Here's five stars. Feels like a Hallmark movie sometimes here.
I believe that.
That's a lot of these little quaint towns kind of feel like that.
So many trees. It's so beautiful.
Trees. They have little main streets and little shops on them.
Loads of snow in the winter.
Totally. A quaint New England town that caters to families, is safe, has great schools and beautiful parks, lots of recreation around. Could be boring if you're single and looking for more nightlife. Yeah, this is a married with kids and a yard suburb. This isn't I'm out trolling for, you know, trim over here. That's not what's going on. So there's that.
Love that New York City is close by for when you want that excitement. Two and a half hours isn't that close. That's not close at all. That's a pretty good track there.
That's all day round trip.
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Chapter 8: What was the outcome of the trial and sentencing for the murderer?
Yeah, well, what they're worth is, here's my mortgage payment. Here's my car payment. I got my kid's school. I'm worth whatever it costs for all this shit to run. That's what I'm worth. That's what my talent is worth. Absolutely. And then finally, two stars. There's no one-star reviews of this joint, by the way. Two-star. There are tons of restaurants, but the nightlife is awful.
It's very family-oriented. So if you're looking to settle down and take it down a notch, this is a great place to go. But otherwise, it doesn't seem like it's real.
It's tough to pick them up at Chili's every week.
Not a party town. Yeah. Yeah. The Applebee's waitresses can only do so much. You know what I mean? They can only go out with so many people in this town, really. I mean, it's tough.
You're going to bang one a few times.
Things to do here. They have Simsbury Celebrates. This is their holiday affair here where they have a whole town and all these different places. The library, churches, the Scout Hall, all these different events. They have the Nutcracker. They have that. They're going to put on a thing of that. They have a live nativity scene, which is always creepy.
At Scout Hall, they're going to have a show called Kinetic Ukes. Like ukuleles. Kinetic ukuleles. I don't know how you would do that. But then there is selfies with Santa and Jingles the Elf.
I like that better.
Selfies. As long as Jingles is there, then it's fine. I don't want it just to be.
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