Smart Money Happy Hour with Rachel Cruze and George Kamel
The Internet Came for Us . . . Here’s Our Response
03 Apr 2025
Chapter 1: What is the purpose of this episode?
Today, we are asking to be roasted. The Smart Money Happy Hour podcast is like a cocktail party thrown by accountants. You show up expecting fun, but instead you're debating Roth IRA strategies over mocktails. Why are you lumping in Dave into this one?
Chapter 2: Who are Rachel and George?
Hey guys, I'm Rachel Cruz.
I'm George Camel.
And this is Smart Money Happy Hour. This is the show where two friends who happen to be money experts talk about what you're talking about. Everything from pop culture, current events, and money.
And before we roast each other, well, not really each other. I guess our own advice that they roasted us on.
Yeah, you all roasters out there.
Let's talk about what we're sipping on. This is The Professor. And I guess because there's a doctor on the can. Hashtag not sponsored, but reach out to your boy if you're interested.
Yeah, we'll take the money.
So if you're interested in this canned cocktail, concoction, you like that? Play on words? We're going to give you our rating and reveal the cost per glass at the end of the episode, so stick around for that.
I'll just say the aftertaste. Oh, great.
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Chapter 3: What drink are they discussing?
Pause. Comment. That's an ugly jacket.
I mean, seriously. You think about that. You're like, who does that? It's hurt people hurt people.
That's what it is.
It is. So go find healing. Go be a whole person. It drives you.
Beautifully said.
It's very sad. That's our roast to you roasters.
It's a roast of the roast.
All right. Okay, George.
Here's an investing critique. Subscribe. Someone felt this about me. This is a real comment. Imagine being so out of touch that you not only assume people have $1,000 a month to throw in a lockbox of savings that can't be accessed for 30 years, but you also assume you can get a 10% rate of return over those same 30 years. Delusional. I assume that's how they sound.
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Chapter 4: What are the critiques of their financial advice?
Let's go Cheetos. That's so cute.
The golden cheetahs. The golden cheetahs. Yeah, yeah. They name themselves. Anyways, that's my... I'm a yeller, but it's always... It's always positive. Oh, yeah. I'm like, girl, great pass, great pass.
Are there really parents just yelling at the refs?
Oh, double team, ref. That's a double team. They're nine.
They're nine years old. Also, they should be the ref. Can't anyone do this, pretty much?
No, they hire, like... Well, I say legitimate. No, I think you do have to have like... There's some training.
I'm not saying, hey, the refs are great. I'm just saying these are not like professional sports refs.
No, but they're not parents. Yeah. Like they legitimately like, yeah, they're calling plays.
But I've heard it's a good side hustle, which is why I asked. It is. That people can jump in and become a ref and get paid, you know, I don't know, 50, 75 bucks a game. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How do they respond to critics?
So passive aggressive. But I didn't.
I wish you were that petty.
Honestly, sometimes I think you're too nice and too like, oh, but maybe they had a bad day.
And I'm like, or maybe they're a terrible person.
Or maybe I'm going to take their house. That's what George is going to do. Leave people homeless.
I thought this is the greatest game show ever. If I win a house out of this comment and this guy follows through because he has integrity, it'll be the greatest story of all time.
That'd be so funny.
Like, how'd you get that house? Yeah, I just left a comment.
Just got the deed.
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