"Benny Blanco"
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What’s the story behind the infamous bacon‑egg‑and‑cheese sandwich?
Hey, wow, look at you. Hey, by the way,
what the one thing they don't know is the audience doesn't know is that we had already started a cold open and Rob and Bennett weren't rolling yet. Remember that? Oh god. Right. Remember we were about to go and then Rob goes, uh oh rolling. So it's a lukewarm, lukewarm opening here.
Last. Somebody just had a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich for breakfast. And it wasn't me. And it wasn't you, and it wasn't JB, and it wasn't our surprise guests, although I don't know what they had. Hi everybody, it's Will. And we're back with Smartless. Oh my God. Did you I'm having my tea. I gotta
catch up with you. Oh boy.
Will did you make the bacon egg cheese sandwich?
What does make mean? Oh no. Make me. Did you go down to You know where can I mention I ordered it from uh Liora.
Oh that spot. I love that spot so much. Oh my goodness. I I feel like they're leaving a little money on the table by staying in such a small spot. I know, I agree.
They're buried in that UTA building. Yeah. And Sean, have you been there? No. It's unbelievable. The have you had the frozen coffee, J B?
No, but th nothing sucks there.
It's a joke. I can't have it right now 'cause it'll send me to the moon. I'll be I'll be
But I'll bet you that bacon, egg and cheese sandwich was slathered with uh just real tasty creams and Well no it was more like the it was more
like the it was more like the bread
had been perfectly toasted, so it was like Worse just it's got a little edge to it that's got some chew and some crunch, but the center is
so soft. Yeah, yeah, the cheese are so velvety. It was so good and I don't normally do that. You know, back in the day, Sean, J B used to have every morning when we were shooting rest development, we'd walk through rehearsal and he'd be holding on to deer with de for deer life to a breakfast burrito, two hands. And Mitch Hurwitz would be like, Yeah, we're doing this and go and he'd be hammering at breakfast. I mean, every morning, right? I
didn't understand why I was holding so much water weight in my face.
But I don't usually have breakfast. But today I felt like I needed I don't ever have breakfast today fast. Oh. I was up early 'cause I'm on East Coast time, so I was up super early. And I was like, I gotta eat something.
Uh and did you walk over to the Liora place?
You get electric delivery? I did an Uber Uber Eats type deal.
Well how can it bec how can it arrive hot and fresh if it's
delivery? It's not delivery, it's de journeau. Guys, have you not Do you not know the stupid. I want you
guys to know that I I am in a puddle of my own sweat right now. So I thought that was
I thought that when you got out of the shower, that's disgusting.
I I know. I I didn't time my workout slash sauna slash shower slash get dressed. Stop slash slash get fuck and then I slashed to the podcast. Look, I've I gotta fly. So is this sauna sweat or a workout sweat? This is still sa this is post shower even sweat. No. So it is a shower. Yeah, yeah, the hair is, yeah. But I mean oh Wow. Oh my body. Well, thank God
you
took a shower. Yeah. I'm gonna need another one after this. Will you
shower after this? You bet. Yeah. And did you already did you already go through your whole process this morning?
Have I emptied? Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, okay. Did you have you did that happen Have you? Obviously. Did that happen
Sean? What have I I haven't taken a shower yet? No, I'll take a shower right after that. No, nothing. I never do. I don't even eat. What do you mean you never do? What do you got a zipper
on that thing? I
was. What do you mean? Are you my wife? What do you What do
you
what's your
nickname? Waste management? What's going on? Yeah.
What Yeah. No, I don't. I don't. I'm never I don't have to poop in the morning. I don't have to You're not regular. Not regular. Not at all. Okay.
We've
covered this
a number of times over the years. I'm sorry. Hold on. But uh just real quick, is it once a day at least though, Shawnee? Oh well maybe sometimes not. So I feel like
that's a problem. I don't. I talked to my doctor about it. He said if it's if you go something like four days without it without a This is the one you've been
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the story behind the infamous bacon‑egg‑and‑cheese sandwich?
0:02–14:55
2
How did Benny’s seven‑day boat journey to Europe shape his creative process?
14:55–23:18
3
How did Benny break into the music industry before the age of social media?
23:18–32:41
4
How did Benny and Selena Gomez first connect and start collaborating?
32:41–41:37
5
What’s the concept behind Benny’s ‘Fuck Failure’ book and his merch ideas?
41:37–50:38
6
Why is Benny urging listeners to share his phone number before his Howard Stern appearance?
50:38–59:22
7
What advice does Benny give aspiring creators about hustling and taking baby steps?
59:22–1:04:32
8
What are Benny’s final thoughts on success and staying authentic?
1:04:32–1:05:40