"Benny Blanco"

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What’s the story behind the infamous bacon‑egg‑and‑cheese sandwich?

Unknown 0:02
Hey, wow, look at you. Hey, by the way,
Will Arnett 0:05
what the one thing they don't know is the audience doesn't know is that we had already started a cold open and Rob and Bennett weren't rolling yet. Remember that? Oh god. Right. Remember we were about to go and then Rob goes, uh oh rolling. So it's a lukewarm, lukewarm opening here.
Will Arnett 0:39
Last. Somebody just had a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich for breakfast. And it wasn't me. And it wasn't you, and it wasn't JB, and it wasn't our surprise guests, although I don't know what they had. Hi everybody, it's Will. And we're back with Smartless. Oh my God. Did you I'm having my tea. I gotta
Sean Hayes 0:57
catch up with you. Oh boy.
Jason Bateman 0:59
Will did you make the bacon egg cheese sandwich?
Will Arnett 1:03
What does make mean? Oh no. Make me. Did you go down to You know where can I mention I ordered it from uh Liora.
Jason Bateman 1:13
Oh that spot. I love that spot so much. Oh my goodness. I I feel like they're leaving a little money on the table by staying in such a small spot. I know, I agree.
Will Arnett 1:23
They're buried in that UTA building. Yeah. And Sean, have you been there? No. It's unbelievable. The have you had the frozen coffee, J B?
Jason Bateman 1:32
No, but th nothing sucks there.
Will Arnett 1:35
It's a joke. I can't have it right now 'cause it'll send me to the moon. I'll be I'll be
Jason Bateman 1:38
But I'll bet you that bacon, egg and cheese sandwich was slathered with uh just real tasty creams and Well no it was more like the it was more
Will Arnett 1:47
like the it was more like the bread
Jason Bateman 1:48
had been perfectly toasted, so it was like Worse just it's got a little edge to it that's got some chew and some crunch, but the center is
Will Arnett 1:56
so soft. Yeah, yeah, the cheese are so velvety. It was so good and I don't normally do that. You know, back in the day, Sean, J B used to have every morning when we were shooting rest development, we'd walk through rehearsal and he'd be holding on to deer with de for deer life to a breakfast burrito, two hands. And Mitch Hurwitz would be like, Yeah, we're doing this and go and he'd be hammering at breakfast. I mean, every morning, right? I
Jason Bateman 2:23
didn't understand why I was holding so much water weight in my face.
Will Arnett 2:27
But I don't usually have breakfast. But today I felt like I needed I don't ever have breakfast today fast. Oh. I was up early 'cause I'm on East Coast time, so I was up super early. And I was like, I gotta eat something.
Jason Bateman 2:38
Uh and did you walk over to the Liora place?
Will Arnett 2:42
You get electric delivery? I did an Uber Uber Eats type deal.
Sean Hayes 2:46
Well how can it bec how can it arrive hot and fresh if it's
Will Arnett 2:48
delivery? It's not delivery, it's de journeau. Guys, have you not Do you not know the stupid. I want you
Jason Bateman 2:57
guys to know that I I am in a puddle of my own sweat right now. So I thought that was
Sean Hayes 3:02
I thought that when you got out of the shower, that's disgusting.
Jason Bateman 3:05
I I know. I I didn't time my workout slash sauna slash shower slash get dressed. Stop slash slash get fuck and then I slashed to the podcast. Look, I've I gotta fly. So is this sauna sweat or a workout sweat? This is still sa this is post shower even sweat. No. So it is a shower. Yeah, yeah, the hair is, yeah. But I mean oh Wow. Oh my body. Well, thank God
Sean Hayes 3:32
you
Jason Bateman 3:32
took a shower. Yeah. I'm gonna need another one after this. Will you
Will Arnett 3:37
shower after this? You bet. Yeah. And did you already did you already go through your whole process this morning?
Jason Bateman 3:44
Have I emptied? Yes. Yeah.
Will Arnett 3:45
Yeah, okay. Did you have you did that happen Have you? Obviously. Did that happen
Sean Hayes 3:52
Sean? What have I I haven't taken a shower yet? No, I'll take a shower right after that. No, nothing. I never do. I don't even eat. What do you mean you never do? What do you got a zipper
Jason Bateman 4:01
on that thing? I
Sean Hayes 4:02
was. What do you mean? Are you my wife? What do you What do
Will Arnett 4:09
you
Sean Hayes 4:09
what's your
Will Arnett 4:10
nickname? Waste management? What's going on? Yeah.
Sean Hayes 4:15
What Yeah. No, I don't. I don't. I'm never I don't have to poop in the morning. I don't have to You're not regular. Not regular. Not at all. Okay.
Jason Bateman 4:22
We've
Sean Hayes 4:22
covered this
Jason Bateman 4:22
a number of times over the years. I'm sorry. Hold on. But uh just real quick, is it once a day at least though, Shawnee? Oh well maybe sometimes not. So I feel like
Sean Hayes 4:32
that's a problem. I don't. I talked to my doctor about it. He said if it's if you go something like four days without it without a This is the one you've been

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