"Henry Winkler"

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Will Arnett 0:03
Jason, I know we've got to do this show, but do you have something else that you need to do?
Jason Bateman 0:08
I just did not get up early enough to take care of everything one usually takes care of in the morning. Like taking out the trash or what? Well, some people call it that.
Will Arnett 0:17
Like opening some windows? All right, so we'll pause. Why don't you take care of that, and then we'll just play the music and stuff.
Jason Bateman 0:22
No, let's just make this a fast episode.
Will Arnett 0:23
No, let's just go to our new Smart List. Smart List.
Jason Bateman 0:42
Uh, Will, did you just finish a workout? You got a little bit of sweat going there on the front of the shirt? Uh-huh.
Will Arnett 0:46
I did. I didn't even have, I haven't showered. I just put on a clean shirt. I haven't showered yet. Luckily, I'm in my booth, but I know it's gross.
Jason Bateman 0:51
What's the flavor of workout currently? Are you still doing the nonsense with the, with the, uh, with the, with the platinum white leather, uh, punching bag? No. Remember that.
Will Arnett 1:00
I, uh, I'm not boxing anymore. It's really, by the way, a great workout with my friends over at Fight Camp. But, no, I'm, uh, I'm now in, uh, I'm now doing the Catalyst. I'm in the, uh, the Catalyst suit. that sends electric pulses, yeah.
Jason Bateman 1:15
Oh, I get it. Oh, this is the big lazy loser workout where you just zip on a suit that electroshocks you and you don't need to do shit.
Will Arnett 1:24
No, I'm doing a workout while I do it, and it's a great product.
Sean Hayes 1:29
Jason, he looks like, when he wears it, he looks like Beyonce from the Single Ladies video.
Will Arnett 1:35
Okay, well, thanks for the reference from 2008.
Jason Bateman 1:37
We really appreciate it. And I'd appreciate it if you stop talking to me like I can recall Beyonce videos at the drop of a hat, because I can't.
Sean Hayes 1:47
Yeah, no, but by the way, her album just came out. It's really good.
Jason Bateman 1:50
Okay, yeah. It is the country one. Is it good? You've heard it? It's really good.
Sean Hayes 1:53
Yeah, it's really, really good.
Jason Bateman 1:54
Is it real twangy country, like real? No, it's just her version of it.
Sean Hayes 1:59
She's got a lot of collaborations on it.
Jason Bateman 2:00
You know who did a great country album is Beck. You remember Beck's country album? Oh, yeah. It was very good. Yeah, yeah.
Will Arnett 2:07
Well, we'll just add that to the notes. Hang on, hang on. 1990s calling.
Jason Bateman 2:11
Sorry.
Will Arnett 2:13
By the way, Sean, doesn't JB look like he could put out a country record right now?
Jason Bateman 2:17
Absolutely. No, and then you just tilt down and you see that. Oh, look at the pixies.
Will Arnett 2:22
Name one pixies song.
Jason Bateman 2:24
The Night We Went Out.
Will Arnett 2:25
There we go. I mean, this is great.
Jason Bateman 2:27
That's not a real song. Is that a real song? It's just a great t-shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's get to our guests. Another guest that I have. Listen, this damn project I'm working on here on the East Coast is really cutting into my prep time for my guests. And so I have not yet been able to write an intro for my guests since this project has been in existence. However, yeah, well, it just puts me on par with you guys.
Will Arnett 2:53
How many, how many, it's always somebody else or something else's fault. When's it your fault? Never, ever.
Jason Bateman 3:01
So I'm not just going to just say his name. I will say I am happy to have this gentleman here. This is like the worst intro ever.
Unidentified Speaker 3:11
That's good.
Jason Bateman 3:11
I love him. He is a dear friend of mine and yours, Will, Sean. I think you may know him. I'm not sure. But listen, this is the kind of guy that has got so much kindness and warmth. in him that you actually, if you're a cynic like me, you doubt his sincerity. But if you know him as well as I do, you know it's sincere. Kang, this is somebody who is absolute royalty in our business. He is one of my favorite people in the world. He's one of our best actors, one of our best comics, an incredible author. You can't say enough. Just come on out. Everybody, it's Henry Winkler.
Sean Hayes 4:00
Ah, I love Henry Winkler. Are you... I mean, what can you say? Are you joking? I can bow for the sincerest sincerity thing. You're like dubbed the nicest person in show business. Exactly. You know what?
Henry Winkler 4:14
I don't necessarily think I am the nicest. I think I'm just grateful.
Sean Hayes 4:20
Oh, grateful.
Henry Winkler 4:20
I love the grateful. I'm just grateful. And I sometimes I'm so filled with just being on the earth.

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