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"RE-RELEASE: Charlie Day"

09 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What insights does Charlie Day share about his career journey?

6.106 - 12.276 Will Arnett

Hi there. This is Will Arnett, host of the Will Arnett Fun Zone podcast.

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12.296 - 16.944 Unknown

Hang on, hang on, Will. This week, what? We've talked about this, man. We've been over this like so many times.

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17.385 - 19.168 Will Arnett

Okay. But we are doing it though, right?

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19.228 - 21.191 Unknown

We are going to do that. No, we're not. This is SmartList.

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21.792 - 22.453 Will Arnett

Okay.

22.473 - 27.502 Unknown

Fun Zone. I know. Well, what are we doing today? All we need is a super simple welcome to SmartList.

27.682 - 28.082 Will Arnett

Oh, right.

28.103 - 29.926 Unknown

I could dig deep for this.

30.647 - 59.301 Will Arnett

Welcome to SmartList. Now, listen, Jason, before we get too deep into the show, we need to talk about the crew caller. And now you've—tell us what—walk us through what happened this morning.

Chapter 2: How does Charlie Day describe his experience with acting and comedy?

160.492 - 168.563 Sean Hayes

I came downstairs, and Scotty had the heat on on the first floor of Los Angeles, and the heat, and I was sweating by the time I got to the bottom of it.

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168.583 - 180.36 Will Arnett

Sean, you come down the stairs of your Hollywood house every day like Gloria Swanson, right? That's right, in a flowing house coat. Yeah. Ready for my close-up.

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180.34 - 182.443 Jason Bateman

It's so great to see you guys.

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182.463 - 202.756 Will Arnett

It's so great to see you guys too. This is really exciting. I'm excited for you guys to talk to our guest today. Oh, I am excited to listen. Because our guest is somebody... This is a mega talent. This person is a... A person who's been doing it for a long time. This person is not just an actor. This person is a writer.

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203.237 - 224.094 Will Arnett

This person is a skilled musician who started playing violin at the age of three. They can play the piano, accordion, trombone, guitar, harmonica, and has written and improvised music a lot in a show that they've done now for many, many years. This person received an honorary doctorate in performing arts from Merrimack College.

224.855 - 238.815 Will Arnett

This person, you know, was active at Williamstown Theater Festival back in the day. This person has gone on to a huge career in television in, I guess, the longest-running TV comedy of all time.

238.795 - 243.443 Jason Bateman

This person has... Slow down here. I want to do some guesses here.

243.463 - 253.901 Will Arnett

Well, this is my guess, and it makes sense because this is my friend, and I'm so happy to have my friend, and I want you guys to start trying to guess. This person has done lots of movies. This person was in the Lego movie with me.

254.222 - 256.025 Jason Bateman

The longest-running comedy.

Chapter 3: What unique challenges does Charlie face in his acting career?

305.857 - 309.522 Will Arnett

Just a really poignant... I would have had him on, too. I know.

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309.502 - 324.718 Jason Bateman

I think maybe you did ask me. Yeah, definitely. And then you were saying, yeah, gosh, you know, I don't know, we're starting a podcast. And I think you gave me a little bit of a runaround, and I don't like to pressure people. I know you were looking to get paid quite a bit of money for today's spot.

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324.738 - 329.843 Charlie Day

Yeah, I was waiting for you guys to make money so I could start making money, which is cool, because Will cut me a great check for this.

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330.263 - 333.687 Will Arnett

I had to send him over cash, a guy with a rucksack full of cash.

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333.667 - 335.669 Charlie Day

Yeah, and that's a pay cut for me, guys.

335.829 - 341.835 Jason Bateman

Because you're not doing that well, right? You know, that show is not paying you. I've made a lot of bad decisions, though.

341.955 - 344.758 Charlie Day

You know what I mean? I've made a lot of sketchy calls.

344.838 - 352.105 Sean Hayes

Wait, we had, Charlie, we had McElhaney on, and is it really the longest running sitcom in history?

352.326 - 360.754 Charlie Day

Yeah. Yeah, well, years. If you don't count episodes, I think you did more episodes of Will & Grace in like two seasons than we've done, but...

Chapter 4: How did Charlie Day's musical background influence his work?

392.62 - 397.468 Charlie Day

You know what it is? We've done a lot. We've done a lot of these. I don't know how long we can keep them up.

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397.488 - 419.76 Will Arnett

Nothing adds more zeros than a foot out the door, right? That's true. That's true, yeah. So, Charlie, let's talk a little bit about, because we're talking about Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which is a huge, long-running show, longest by years. Could you have imagined, take us back to the day when it actually became a TV show? Because we had Rob on here and we talked about it.

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419.78 - 425.588 Will Arnett

You guys made some videos and stuff and you shot some stuff. Am I remembering that correctly? And you took it to FX?

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425.804 - 439.286 Charlie Day

Yeah, that's basically it. I mean, we were shooting in my apartment, which was on the corner of Western and Franklin there. I think I paid $600 a month for rent.

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441.149 - 443.914 Will Arnett

Quick aside, Jason, last time you were east of Coinga, five.

445.75 - 447.373 Jason Bateman

in the drug days for sure.

447.493 - 449.696 Charlie Day

Yeah, I think I might have seen you scoring on the corner.

449.877 - 453.463 Jason Bateman

Yeah. There was a pay phone I'd like to hang out at.

453.483 - 456.327 Charlie Day

Yeah, I might have had to run you down a dime bag or something once.

Chapter 5: What advice does Charlie give to aspiring actors?

513.086 - 528.17 Charlie Day

I know. Well, I mean, I'm so glad I'm not cutting half a check to Jon. You know, like, I mean, I'm sure he would have helped a lot. But, you know, it's nice not to have to be paying him anything. But eventually we got kind of bored and we shot a third episode.

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528.792 - 536.182 Will Arnett

And literally you shot it because you were just in this waiting because the agencies are so, you guys are on their timetable.

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536.203 - 541.109 Jason Bateman

Well, that and the only thing to do on Western is either move the blind bags or shoot another episode.

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541.931 - 562.704 Will Arnett

It should be noted. Can I just take this? Am I right in saying this? And you guys can agree or disagree with me. The agenting in show business is hilarious because you can't get in touch with your agent first thing in the morning because they're in a staff meeting. Every agent takes lunch at 1 o'clock no matter what. So they're out of the office for two hours.

562.724 - 563.765 Jason Bateman

But they need an hour or so to get there.

563.785 - 576.983 Will Arnett

They need an hour to get there, so they leave at 12. Sorry, we lost him. He's on his way to a lunch. And then he's back at 3. Then they do the thing. It's like, well, he's not in the office. Why not? Well, because next week is Thanksgiving. Yeah, next week is Thanksgiving.

577.003 - 577.944 Sean Hayes

Not this week.

578.405 - 579.806 Will Arnett

The fuck are you doing?

Chapter 6: What does Charlie reveal about his new rom-com project?

630.812 - 636.179 Charlie Day

Rob's the closer. He's the closer. He's better in the meeting. He's a better salesman.

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636.219 - 658.369 Jason Bateman

Now, how are you in meetings? Because I don't think I'm great in meetings. I don't enjoy them. I feel like I'm trapped in an office. I feel like I'm 45 minutes from getting out of these walls. so it better not go bad in the next minute or two because I'm stuck. All those things I start to feel, I start to think about, and then just the walls start getting closer and closer like Star Wars.

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659.13 - 668.604 Jason Bateman

How are you? Do you look at it as like an arena, like I'm on stage or this is fun, like let's win? Or are you looking to get out of there? It's tough. It's a tough part of this business.

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668.624 - 682.164 Charlie Day

You know, it depends. They're all very different. You go into a meeting and sometimes you just get cold, I do have that vibe sometimes of like, well, here's the idea, guys. Do you want to buy it or not? Okay.

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682.545 - 685.47 Jason Bateman

Yeah, if you have that indifference, what's it called, Will?

685.73 - 691.319 Will Arnett

It's called sexy. Sexy indifference. Charlie, you know about his sexy indifference, right?

691.599 - 719.854 Jason Bateman

Yeah. It's one of the major terms. But yeah, you're either selling or you're buying. The buyers usually look at you with absolutely no expression because they can. The sellers, us, have to go in there like circus clowns because we're selling. And that's really what we do in this business. And in a good year, you're selling yourself six, seven, eight times and winning.

720.054 - 738.333 Jason Bateman

In other words, you get fired. you know, half a dozen times and rehired half a dozen times if you're killing it. So, I mean, how many people in other industries have to sell themselves or get fired or rehired maybe three, four times over their whole life? I mean, we got to do that all the time. It's tough. It was hard for me.

738.353 - 742.698 Will Arnett

It is crazy, but then you look at the flip of it, Charlie. So you guys go through this process.

Chapter 7: How does Charlie balance family life with his career?

742.738 - 761.569 Will Arnett

You make this thing. You wait. You make this thing. You wait. You're waiting. You have to threaten to leave the agency. Finally, FX buys it. You guys are kind of... a little bit hat in hand. And now all these years later, you're at the position we asked you, like, are you going to do more? Maybe I'll do one more, whatever. Like you have, the tables have turned a little bit.

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761.785 - 774.881 Charlie Day

Not a little bit, a lot. Yeah, I mean, I think the thing is, though, when we were shooting that pilot, I was 27 years old. Right. And I'm 46, and so I feel like, you know, I put in my time with this one.

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775.102 - 781.65 Jason Bateman

You look 23, though. I know, it's incredible. How have you lost age since you started? Yeah, it's incredible. Must be a real stress-free set there.

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781.63 - 802.727 Sean Hayes

But we all make stuff. We all produce or write or direct or act, whatever. And Charlie, kind of what Jason was talking about, is there a point where you... Like, are you getting to a point where it's bothersome that the grind is getting to you about getting all these no's? Because it seems now to put together a package to sell something, you have to...

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802.707 - 818.539 Sean Hayes

really stack the deck high before anybody will even consider. You hear about Meryl Streep getting passed or whoever these big stars go out to pitch these shows and they get passed. Well, if they get passed and I'm stacking these deck and we're getting those, what does it take to keep a production company going?

818.924 - 827.743 Charlie Day

I like to get everything done independently of a partner. So, you know, like I'd rather, if I'm going to be pitching a movie, I'd rather have the whole thing written.

828.605 - 828.866 Jason Bateman

Right.

Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes does Charlie share about his experiences on set?

828.886 - 833.175 Jason Bateman

And say, you know, and. And a director in place and an actor in place. Like here's, we're going.

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833.336 - 834.218 Charlie Day

This is what it is.

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834.238 - 835.44 Jason Bateman

So all they do is write the check.

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836.001 - 836.583 Charlie Day

Basically.

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836.923 - 837.124 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

837.144 - 839.008 Charlie Day

Yeah. You know, as it should be.

839.157 - 848.429 Jason Bateman

Yeah, but then that means you've got to do a bunch of work for free ahead of time, which is cool if you've got the time and the funds to bank on yourself and work for free for a little while.

849.39 - 865.791 Charlie Day

Look, at some point you're going to have to do that work anyway. So I'm usually – it depends, right? There's other things I'll pitch and I'll know, okay, I want to get a writer on this and I want to get that person paid. But even then – I'll work with that writer. I'll develop a whole outline.

865.831 - 877.645 Charlie Day

So that movie is basically ready to go and I'll attach a few people to the movie and then I'll go in and be like, here it is. This is what it is. Here's who's acting in it. Here's the director. Now, please pay this guy.

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