Nightmare on Pikes Peak
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I'm Johnny Smith. I'm Richard Porter. And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.
Have you ever called a woman Keith by accident before? Have I Okay, from
the top. Have I ever called a woman Keith Keith?
Yes. But it's not her name. It's not her name, no. No. It's actually Ken and I I I just did this. I just did this three days ago. And um It was an email It was an email to a a PR lady You know, you get these emails that come in for us of like, Oh, mm, this product has just launched or hey, this could be interesting for your audience or whatever. But some sometimes sometimes we get um releases about books, automotive books. Yeah. And there was one that c yeah, there's one I I uh there's one that came in um from Veloci Publishing and it was the essential buyer's guide to the nine eleven nine nine seven range. Oh I thought, Oh Wow. I Exactly. I know you've had one and we've talked we talk about them probably too much and I know it's it's one of those models which it's a case of when not if for me.
That's funny, I was browsing nine nine sevens again the other night.
And we were leaning on a nine nine three yesterday with what we were doing and I couldn't stop staring at that one either, 'cause that's another one I like. Oh gosh, I love the love the bum of the nine nine three. It's got such a great arse.
Well that one you were leaning on was a Carrera S with the slightly wider bum as well. Yes. Um but yes, th the nine oh three is a great one. Anyway, we'd like
We know this. So uh this this this book came in and it said um would you like to it's uh uh release of a book and I replied to them and went, This is great this book. Um I'd be interested to to see this 'cause I tested these in period and was really taken by them. And I think it's gonna be one of the Porsches that people are perhaps most interested in in the next couple of years. She she put um thanks for getting in touch. I can send you a a a copy. Um love the recent video on the late break show, blah blah blah. And then she signed it off with Kath, because that's her name. And I I speed read it and replied and went, ha ha Hello Keith, that would be fantastic. Thank you. And then she's she's replied to me to go Kath dot dot dot dot dot.
But it's okay. I'll get one in the post to you. Kind regards. Ah,
do you know, if she'd had her wits about her, she'd have written, Dear Jenny, thank you for your reply. I'll get a book in the post yours, Keith. And you could have carried it on, but so I have to say I have
to say a th a thank you and also I kind of lied and said, Oh damn, bloody autocorrect Really sorry about that. That did me proud. But it wasn't. It was because I just misread your name and I feel like that's a good thing. Also
correct. Generally sort of also correct is kind of learning, isn't it? So that would that would imply that you write the word Keith quite a lot. Like which I suppose some people might.
Yeah, I know I deal with more Keiths than Kaths. A hundred percent. D I don't know. I don't know anyone. I don't know Keith. I don't know. You don't you do know Ke Keith Adams? Oh yes I do. Yes of course I know Keith Adams out of off of cars and stuff. And like like one of the biggest authorities on BL Toss out there. W
Oh and yes, hang on. Now well, actually I do know several Keith's. I've just realised I'm being thick here, but yes, I do. Um because Are you a Keith tonight? Yeah. I'm not being a Keithist. I just s I went blank on Keith's because I don't know. Is it
a key theist? You you'd believe that they don't exist?
A katheist. Keith. Deny the existence of Keith's.
No. Um
They don't know Keith. No, and there's Keith Jones as well. And uh uh d yes, actually sh I and now I'm feeling bad that there may be other Keiths that we know that are listening going, Oh, thanks very much, you bastard. But um Well, there we go. I've never done that. I Okay. I'm trying to think I mean I have made many, many name faux pas. I'm terrible with names.
I'm bad at remembering names, really bad. Um introducing friends to people who have stood next to me and I can't remember the name of them and Yeah, I've done it with you.
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