#82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find
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Who are the hosts of this podcast episode?
Hello, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.
Hello, I'm Amanda. We have a very special guest with us today, Damien Haas.
Thank you, Amanda. Bring out the guest. No, thank you. Hey, welcome. And another Damien walks down and sits down. If I had a nickel.
I don't know. I don't know.
You guys found him again.
I don't know.
My life is like a movie, man. I keep getting evil clones. It sucks. It's just how it goes, you know?
I would love an evil clone.
That'd be awesome. We need to pitch a movie, a horror movie, where every time someone pretends to be you online, there's like, Amanda, fan, whatever, and it's like their profile pic. It actually makes another you in another universe.
You just pitched an awesome horror movie. And the day has just begun. Don't tell anybody. Leave it in.
I got more. Before we started, we were talking about Resident Evil. We were talking about how fun it is to watch you and Angela play that with Spencer. I was saying, and this is not from like a casting perspective. It's from like an audience viewer perspective. When I watch those, I'm like, I want to do that. I want to show you the games. Not as though like Damien of Smosh should do that instead. I mean, like, I'm like, oh, those are my friends. Because we're just...
We love learning about it. We're like, oh my God, what? Who is this?
There's so many games too. I mean, a pitch that I threw out a long time ago. We'll see if we do this or something like it. Damien, you and I sitting down with Amanda and letting her play Dark Souls, but you and I can't say or do anything. We have to just sit there and just let you play.
You're not going to say anything?
Well, we can say stuff, but we just have to be chill and just let you... Here's the stipulation. We can't help you. We don't backseat game. We don't tell you what to do. I don't know if I can help not lore dropping. Because... Dark Souls does so much environmental stuff where I'm like, see that dead body in the corner? Actually, that implies that this entire order of holy figures.
Wait, I would love to just play, just, you know, cold turkey, just play, and you guys just drop lore.
We could do that. You don't even have to pay me. I'll just come in and do that. I think we'd do that at first, and then I actually think you would love watching those games because there's so much mystery.
I'm telling you, I think that I would actually be a gamer, but I won't let myself go there because when I get into a game, I get really addicted, and then I want to do it forever. And I'm like, I can't.
I can't. I also think Dark Souls would get you because you're just the right level of fun competitive. Where Dark Souls is really hard, but you would be like, I have to try it again. I can get past this. I have to try it again. I love that. You would definitely enjoy watching. Dude, you would love watching Bloodborne. I think we just described hanging out. I was like, you don't even have to pay me. I'll do this. And I'm like, wait a minute. That's called hanging out. I'm playing Lies of P right now, actually. How's that? It's great. It is the spiritual successor to Bloodborne, except you play as Pinocchio, literal Pinocchio.
Stop. Does his nose grow?
That's his sword. Yes, actually. You have to tell lies and then hit people with it.
Bitch! You look good today. That's amazing.
Sick. Wow. I'm in.
Okay.
Great. Guys, before we get into what we're going to do today, which is solving riddles. That's why I'm wearing glasses. You got to be smart. That's why. Dark souls.
Blood porn.
We found a bunch of websites with a bunch of riddles. So we're going to go through and just see how many we can just figure out. Just for fun.
Can I be honest? Yeah, what's up? I'm really bad at riddles. Good. I read a lot of fantasy books and all the heroes have to face all these riddles. And I was like, I should study this just in case when I go on my hero's journey and I get faced with riddles. Yeah. And to save my mate, my love, I have to solve the riddle.
Can I say something about, this reminds me. I wish you would. Riddle related. Some of my favorite movies, the Indiana Jones movies, the OG trilogy. I was rewatching Last Crusade. And there's a part where they're in this library in Italy. And it's like, there's like this whole riddle. It's like, and X marks the spot.
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