Liar Liar, Pants On Fire! | Reading Reddit Stories
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What is the theme of today's episode?
Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is liars. And I'm joined by one liar. Yeah! And one person who tells the truth. Good! Which one is it?
Amanda...
What secret has someone been hiding for three years?
I'm a little lying girl. Yeah, take off your baby bomb. I lied about that. Could you imagine if it was a prank? I actually was thinking about that. I'm like, that would be awful.
Okay, to be clear, Arasha, you thought this was a prank.
You need to talk to Aaron Dougal about this. Like, once a week, I would be like, I'm not fucking falling for this shit.
And I know why. It's because I showed her an ultrasound picture and they did have the wrong date on it, which I don't know why that happened. And I fucking clocked it. And she went, that's the wrong date. And I went, oh, that's so weird. It is.
So you thought Amanda would wear a fake baby bump every day for months, even in videos, just to fool you.
I pitched it first. Jesus. I was like, I will do that.
I would never in my life. I'm not a prankster. I just, it eats me up inside.
No, it's hard. Yeah. It's hard, but it's fun. Are you retired? I'm done now.
You're done lying.
I'm done.
Okay.
Why did someone lie about buying a house?
Never again. Okay.
Okay. Before we begin, I want to point out, we are about one year after the famous story where we had both of you here, and we talked about the guy who was paying his wife for sex. And we lost our minds.
Christmas time.
We filmed that episode at like 6 p.m. on a Friday after filming so many videos that week. So cursed. And we were out of it.
No. And it's Friday right now.
It is Friday.
And it's the last Pitt video of the week. I was crying. It was just so funny to me that it was Christmas and a little blowjob and he would give her purses. Not the little blowjob. And he would give her purses. Like, whoa. Ew. All those stories made me cry.
Yeah. They were funny.
They were funny. That was a mess. And people who only saw the first half didn't even know where we went toward the end. So they were like, this was just a normal video. Yeah. Watch till the end, people. Watch till the end.
Okay. Let's get into the lies. Our first story comes from True Off My Chest. I've been hiding a huge secret from everyone in my life for the past three years. Iconic. No, no. Oof. All right, what do we think this lie is? Three years they've been holding this.
They've killed someone and they have a different name. Amateur. Running from the law. That'd be a big secret.
Yours? I feel like it has to be romantic based. It definitely has to be like a person that they're hiding, someone that they've been seeing.
Where? In their house. In a ditch.
That you agree with me. Yeah. Oh, like they're cheating. They're cheating. Okay.
Okay, some good guesses.
Or like they're not studying what they told their parents that they were.
Oh, you think it's a college thing.
That's a thing. That's a thing.
What were the consequences of faking an allergy?
It's worse than that, though. I pretended to graduate college. I walked across the stage, wore the cap and gown, had the family celebration, took pictures holding a fake diploma cover, the whole thing, but I never actually finished my degree. One semester before graduation, I just cracked. I was burnt out, failing a couple of classes, and too ashamed to tell anyone. So instead of facing it, I faked it. I told my parents everything was on track. I bought a cheap gown online, faked the graduation date, and made sure the ceremony wasn't open to guests due to limited capacity. Since then, I've been working random jobs telling people I'm between offers or exploring different fields. It's a constant weight on me.
I've had panic attacks just thinking about someone finding out. My parents still proudly mention that I'm the first in the family with a degree. Oh. I hate lying to them. I hate lying to everyone. I've finally re-enrolled and I'm taking night classes now, slowly fixing the mess I made, but it still feels like I'm living in a lie. I don't know if I'll ever have the guts to tell them what really happened. Damn.
Okay, this person needs to finish night school, get their degree, because I get it. It's really hard. It's really stressful. It's really overwhelming to do college. And if you're the first in the family, so much pressure. So if they just did night school, which is awesome, they have it. Okay, they have it behind their back.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the theme of today's episode?
0:00–0:16
2
What secret has someone been hiding for three years?
0:16–1:15
3
Why did someone lie about buying a house?
1:15–3:05
4
What were the consequences of faking an allergy?
3:05–4:45
5
What happens when someone lies about their education?
4:45–6:03
6
How important is honesty in relationships?
6:03–9:29
7
What are the implications of lying to friends about money?
9:29–11:41
8
What lessons can we learn from these Reddit stories?
11:41–1:12:06
Speakers
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