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So True with Caleb Hearon

Sureni Weerasekera is Dancing

28 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What childhood experiences shaped Sureni Weerasekera's humor?

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Wave.

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4.24 - 7.127 Caleb Hearon

I had an octopus taco. Ooh. Yeah, we should go sometime.

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7.167 - 8.35 Chance Nichols

Delicious. Where at?

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8.37 - 8.951 Caleb Hearon

You eat octopus?

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9.212 - 9.974 Chance Nichols

I eat everything.

10.154 - 10.615 Caleb Hearon

Yeah?

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Yeah.

11.117 - 12.701 Caleb Hearon

Nice. Apparently, these days.

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Oh. Gobble, gobble.

Chapter 2: How do cultural backgrounds influence parenting styles?

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It's rainy.

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Hey, Caleb.

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What the hell's going on, brother?

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What the hell's up, dude?

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28.224 - 29.867 Caleb Hearon

Tell me what's up with you now.

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God, got into my head.

31.329 - 32.692 Caleb Hearon

Yeah, now what's up with you?

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I don't know. I feel good. Do you? I went to public service on Sunday. That is one of my favorite parties of all time. It's outside in the park. Yeah. And that part hang will just change my life.

Chapter 3: What are the unique aspects of the Sri Lankan community in San Diego?

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It's the first one of the season. Yeah. Every month. It's at Herbert Von King. I did a little bit of mushrooms, like a tasteful amount.

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Yeah.

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My stomach's still a little messed up. I feel good.

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Mushrooms mess your stomach up?

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Yeah. Do you eat mushrooms?

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No, I'm not interested.

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Okay, totally don't. I would never pressure you.

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I don't want to change my situation.

Chapter 4: How does Sureni view vulnerability in relationships?

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Yeah, everyone thinks I should try them. Do you have some with you? No, I don't. Would you do it? Would you do it? Honestly, maybe. Honestly, for the bit, maybe I would. I don't think I'm interested. Mushrooms... What do they even do for you? They make you what?

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I think they kind of, you're a little up. I'm up. You're like, I do bad all by myself.

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I'm up.

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Chapter 5: What insights does Sureni share about mental health and self-acceptance?

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You're up.

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One thing about me, I'm up.

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I like that you don't feel horrible the next day, really. Like drinking and stuff like that.

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89.01 - 90.673 Caleb Hearon

You just told me your tummy hurts.

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My tummy's fine. I'm lactose free and I do a little dairy sometimes. Pros and cons.

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What's up with you?

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What's going on with me? I didn't go to that party, unfortunately. That's okay. What else is going on with me? I got up, went on a long walk this morning.

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Oh.

Chapter 6: How does Sureni navigate her identity within the comedy scene?

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Had a fresh squeezed orange juice.

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Beautiful.

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Okay.

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Beautiful. Went on a bike ride.

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Oh. All this morning?

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This morning, yeah.

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What time did you get up?

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I got up at like 7.

Chapter 7: What lessons does Sureni learn from her experiences with love and loss?

122.595 - 125.158 Caleb Hearon

This is an unlikable thing to say, and I'm going to say it anyway.

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125.338 - 125.499 Chance Nichols

Say it.

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125.919 - 132.328 Caleb Hearon

When you get up early in the morning and you're a guy like me, there's too many hours in the day. There's too many hours in the day.

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That's such a, okay, that's very like my lobster's too buttery, pillow's too cold kind of issue.

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Yes, exactly.

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Some people are like, there's not enough time, but you're complaining about that.

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I know. Ungrateful. Now you're acting like TikTok comments.

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this fucking asshole he doesn't know that immigrant workers are working overtime privilege to swipe me in has too many hours yeah I said it was unlikable okay yeah that's enduring of you no but that's good I like getting up early because I do feel better than other people oh I'm way better you know what I mean I do feel like oh yeah I got my smoothie in I worked out I went on my little walk I said

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Hi to the neighbors, you know.

Chapter 8: What future projects is Sureni excited about?

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And you are.

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172.288 - 177.095 Caleb Hearon

And same thing when I stay out late. I go, everyone in bed's a loser. Ew. Like, grow up.

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I'm the coolest person in America right now.

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178.797 - 190.013 Caleb Hearon

Yeah, I'm like the coolest, most out guy there is. Yeah, I'm like the party never stops because I'm here and I'm going. It's nice to have you. I wonder if you want to apologize. You recently made some pretty insensitive jokes about ice and people of color.

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I cannot believe you are weaponizing that right now. You fuck. You fuck. Cut the cameras. I'm done. I'm done. You can't really be your own people. Wow. Wow. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I can read the whole exchange if you want.

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I was just checking in.

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I went just, yeah, because I made a stupid TikTok post. I can't believe you're making me do this. Where I was like, because I'm trying to promote a show. I was like, are there any gay people in Minneapolis? Like, I know there aren't people of color here, but like, I know that there are. you know, white gay people come out or whatever.

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And someone was like, I cannot believe that, you know, you would say that it's so insensitive. Cause like, you know, ice is so heavy in Minneapolis right now. Immigrants are in hiding. And I was like, it's not that deep. Like y'all have the same stereotype as Denver, which is a lot of white gay people who are like the good whites, you know what I mean?

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The crunchy hiking whites that like protests and organize.

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