Spittin' Chiclets Episode 629: Featuring Mark Howe

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What updates are shared at the beginning of the podcast?

Hey, Spittin' Chicklets listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Me and Ryan have been officially welcomed to the jungle that is Barstool Sports. I brought it towards the Coyotes, and I asked them if it was okay if I joined the Spit and Chicklets podcast full-time. Ryan Whitney's got a pink Whitney out there now. This is a standbagger. Get that on camera. It's a full-time member. Marley just got an assist from Chris Bates. Whoa, we're buzzing right now. Sonk. What is going on, folks? Welcome to episode 629. This is... Oh, is that Oshie? No, that's not Yoshi. That's Yoshi. That's not Yoshi. That's my mom's dog, Cosette, that is going nuts.
This could be an issue, but I apologize, everyone. Cosette? Last dog issue was not good, and Big Dan was there. No, she gave me a bully stick to give her if she starts barking. Cosette, I'm talking. You can't be yelling. I'm sorry, guys. Speaking of Cosette, look at these teeth. I'm more bothered by that name than the barking, to be honest. Cosette. That's such a bizarre name for a dog.

What are the details surrounding Auston Matthews' injury?

No, I was like, what is Cosette? It better be like the street she grew up on. Give her some pink Whitney. She calls her like Cosette-y, confetti Cosette-y. Boys, I'm way, I'm way, this is not. You're on your heels. I'm on my heels right now. This is like you're back in moto. Well, speaking of minus three, those teeth right now, you're minus three teeth because you look. Cosette has better teeth. Four, four teeth. Cosettes are better than yours is. I mean, that middle one that is just a little baby dolphin tooth is so soap. And then that little one, oh my God, you look like just a straight up homeless man. Crackhead. And let's quickly mention Pink Whitney. And we'll get into this amazing game Keith and I got to be a part of on Sunday night.
Pinky's up, boys. Pinky's up.

What are the key points from Mark Howe's interview?

There's Pink Whitney everywhere. I'm in Florida. I've been here since Thursday night. Been incredible. I was on the West Coast. Now I'm on the East Coast. Last night, Pink Whitney was representing at Lone Depot Stadium, I believe it was, where the Marlins play. That was host... of the United States of America versus the Dominican Republic. I saw Marlon's man crushing a few Pink Whitney's. Yeah, yeah. So one guy came up to me, and he was a Dominican guy too, which was 80% Dominican fans, and just ripped up the little pink. I said, oh, you follow Spittin' Chickles, Pink Whitney, man, Pink Whitney, love hockey, love hockey. pink whitney i said holy shit pinkies up and i taught him he didn't know pinkies up yet he doesn't listen to the pod i guess i mean he might just say he does but he doesn't listen because he doesn't know pinkies up so shout out pink whitney shout out everyone who loves drinking and shout out biz's teeth they just look that bad that only a pink whitney could make him feel better right now i should make uh new ones that are little the pink whitney nips and just put like maybe even like the caps the little caps on each of the tooth so what happened are the teeth
Oh, okay. So like here, here's my bridge. Okay. So like what happened is like, obviously from, from getting my fucking face caved in, cause I didn't listen enough to Dennis Bonvey as the ants told you last podcast and I'd get my shit pushed in. Um, and they had to eventually file a few of them down in order to make this bridge. And you could, on the one side, which ones did they file? What? Which ones did they file down? You're a fucking idiot. Why didn't you just get the veneers? Cause, cause you have to like get the, like the drill metal implants and it takes a little bit of time. And I just like, I don't know. I just never really had the time. Right. So I'm going to be doing is so good guys. Oh my God.
Why? It's just hearing you say, he's like, who else has a list? I sound like I'm on StreamYard for my phone again when all the fans bitch about my list. But yeah, no, and the glue was just coming loose. And sure enough, after the broadcast last night, I was like playing around with it and boop, fell out.

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