Spittin' Chiclets Episode 633: Featuring Ernie Clement, Ryan Miller, & Gary Lawless

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Whitney 0:00
Hey, Spit and Chicklets listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
Unknown 0:08
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Unknown 0:56
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Whitney 1:06
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Gary Lawless 1:10
I brought it towards the Coyotes and I asked them if it was okay if I joined the Spit and Chicklets podcast full-time. Ryan Whitney, you got a pink Whitney out there now.
Unknown 1:21
He's a full-time member. Marley just got an assist from Chris Bates. Whoa, we're buzzing right now.
Ryan Miller 1:33
Sonk.
Unknown 1:36
Welcome everyone to episode 633, special Monday drop of the Spittin' Chicklets podcast. Pinkies up! And boy, did we ever get to experience some pinky up action in the Blue Jays sandbag. I hope, I hope. You guys have watched. The Pink Whitney was flowing once again, like always, besides a few people who just were such veterans. We couldn't get through. We couldn't beat them. But most people, once the Pink Whitney gets ripping, they just can't hang on the back nine.
Gary Lawless 2:12
Boys, what's crazy is I literally just got a call from Ernie Clement.
Ryan Miller 2:16
We're undefeated as a threesome.
Unknown 2:19
I know. Because we tied foreplay.
Ryan Miller 2:24
Yeah, still.
Unknown 2:25
I'll tell you, the Blue Jays are humming, though. Ernie had a fucking walk-off beat.
Gary Lawless 2:28
Oh, buddy, he's spicing chicklets bump, baby.
Unknown 2:30
All right, okay, so. I would forward us to voicemail, too, and you to voicemail. And for anyone who hasn't seen, there'll be some spoilers. I really hope you go watch.
Gary Lawless 2:42
Spoilers. Spoilers, fuck you. Last pod we weren't able to talk about it. We're unloading the clip. Fucking spoilers. Fast forward, bitch.
Unknown 2:48
So fast forward and please watch it because it's actually popped off. And Biz, you called it the country of Canada. They got one baseball team. It's the Toronto Blue Jays. They're a hell of a squad. Incredible season last year until you showed up game seven. Yep. Their fans are, they're diehards and they're all tuning in and they've checked this thing out and this sandbagger was excellent. First off, Ernie, they're all unreal guys.
Ryan Miller 3:11
Yeah.
Unknown 3:12
Who called Lucas a Walmart Bryce Harper first?
Gary Lawless 3:17
I think I called him Crosshide Harper.
Ryan Miller 3:19
Yeah. Timu. Timu Bryce Harper.
Unknown 3:23
Those guys are the best. They're the best. David Schneider. I love him. I love him. I think he might love all three of us. Even after the loss, he might.
Ryan Miller 3:32
If we asked him to quit the Blue Jays and come be a producer of this podcast, he would do it.
Gary Lawless 3:38
Of the baggers. Just the baggers. And he smashed the ball. He's the new Julia.
Ryan Miller 3:43
Hey, when Ernie said to him, hey, fuck these guys, we got to start being mean or whatever, he was like, yeah, but we can be friends with them after, right?
Gary Lawless 3:52
I don't know if you can go to Toronto anymore. You might be banned from the state. Oh, Jesus, here we go. Wait, why?
Unknown 4:00
People truly, truly despise me. It is what it is.
Gary Lawless 4:05
They thought we were mean to them.
Unknown 4:08
They were mean to us, too. I think people were upset, and I owe an apology to one man. Johnny Longshorts. Greg. Greg played against Bobby Orr.
Gary Lawless 4:22
Yes, he did, buddy. And he played at Colgate. No, my swing coach. Correct yourself. My swing coach. Your swing coach. It was at Clarkson.
Unknown 4:29
It was Clarkson, right?
Gary Lawless 4:30
He went to Clarkson, but he played for the North Bay Trappers before that. So he told me that you guys thought this guy was full of shit.

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