Spittin' Chiclets Episode 660: Featuring Jordan Staal

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How did the hosts react to the viral Yellowstone bison attack and safety tips?

R.A. (R.A.'s World host) 0:01
Me and Ryan have been officially welcomed to the jungle that is Barstool Sports.
Ryan Whitney 0:06
I brought it towards the Coyotes and I asked them if it was okay if I joined the Spit Chicklets podcast full time. Ryan Whitney, you got a pink Whitney out there now.
Dr. Dave Rabin 0:17
Get that on camera.
John Molinaro 0:22
It's a full time member. Marley just got an assist from Chris B. Whoa, we're buzzing right now. Honk. What is up, everyone? Welcome to episode 660. We're getting up there of the Spittin' Chicklets podcast. Pinkies up is right. We are smack dab in the middle of the month of July, which kind of makes me sick. Post-July 4th, it almost feels like summer's over a little bit. People really jump down my throat when I say that. But pinkies up nonetheless. Doesn't matter if it's July, August, January, March, August. four random months from there we go pinkies up keith got a pinkies up at a lacrosse tournament at 8 55 in the morning from a lacrosse dad that that dad probably ended up just screaming at his daughter at one point but hopefully it was just hugging and happiness because of pink whitney but sometimes booze at 8 55 at a youth sports event can lead to some madness but shout out pinkies up shout out everyone out there drinking pink whitney
John Molinaro 1:20
I've been really enjoying it lately on ice. That's my way to go. No mixer, just on ice and just let it melt a little bit. That's what I do. Biz, you text us a picture of you having a beer, I believe. That's nice to see, a nice relaxing beer.
Keaton Verhoff 1:34
Good for you. I'm just glad it wasn't Biz who got hit by that bison.
John Molinaro 1:38
Oh, my God. We're going to get into that. I was there a few days prior. Is he... Now, before we... That guy's alive, right?
Ryan Whitney 1:45
Well, I left the Bison some Pink Whitney nips. That's probably... That's why he was... He was having withdrawals. He was having... He was going to take a little bit of a break.
John Molinaro 1:54
It was some Ari's weed and Pink Whitney. Next thing you know, the thing's... running over old men. Um, yeah, that clip, check it out. Was that yellow? Where was that?
Ryan Whitney 2:03
That was in Yellowstone. Yeah. So, so I don't know exactly what part of Yellowstone that was in, but if you go to like the North East part of Yellowstone, that's where a lot less of the driving is and a lot less of the chaos and human interaction. So I think that that's where a lot of like the hardcore, uh, like the animals migrate and they hang out the most. And yeah, I feel bad for the guy, though, because he wasn't antagonizing it at all. He just took a distant photo. But, buddy, if you're getting out of your car and you're in their world, you never know when it's going to end up snapping.
John Molinaro 2:40
Now, the guy videoing it, he could have maybe tried something to get the thing to stop. No, there's nothing there. I'm getting a clip that's going viral. Sit, sit, sit.
Keaton Verhoff 2:51
treat treat treat what's he gonna do he's like i got the last pink whitney like you can't do anything when a bison sees red he's seeing red what would be your guys like animal call to try to distract them
Ryan Whitney 3:07
Come here, Yoshi.
John Molinaro 3:12
Fish is saying everywhere online says he's expected to recover. He's 65 years old. Let's hope that's the case or we take all this back and thoughts and prayers for the family, but That thing, and for people who haven't seen it, maybe pause right now and just Google Bison Attack Yellowstone. There could be hundreds of those videos out there. But whoever tweeted out it was legit the next Johnny Knoxville movie, that made me laugh because the guy was 17 feet in the air, upside down. And it looked like he got away from him. Now, I'll say this. He was 65, so the guy's got 22 years on me. I'm getting away from that thing 1,000 times out of 1,000 times. People chirp my ankles, my legs.
Ryan Whitney 3:53
You think you're juking that, boys?
John Molinaro 3:55
1,000%. 1,000%. 1,000%. I thought about it. I would dust that.
Ryan Whitney 4:01
You would have looked like McGregor trying to juke that thing. You would have snapped both your knees. You would have looked like me in my last season of playing fucking in the AHL.
John Molinaro 4:13
No, that season I wasn't that bad. I didn't think. I was healthy scratch like 15 games. But Sweden, if you want to say I would look like Sweden running with that bison, I'm getting away from that bison.

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