#199 - Are You Garbage?
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What do the hosts say at the very start of the episode?
Bapa! Welcome everybody to Stobi's World. 904-800-Stop, call the Stobby Hotline, sponsored by Physical. We'll solve all your problems. And today on the couch, very happy to have, for the time being, half of my f one of my favorite podcasts. Because because one of our fat idiot friends couldn't be less than 40 minutes late to a podcast recording. At noon, by the way.
Dude, I s I'm not even I hate to shit on a guy who's not here. No, no, no. Don't worry.
We will do plenty of it when he gets here, Kevin. I think you know.
On Thursday, the last time I saw him. I go, hey man, you gotta lock in. And he goes, I swear to God, he goes, I'm more locked in than I've ever been. Uh well we're in big, big trouble, guy. We are in big, big trouble if you think this is what
It is funny though, because I just saw him. Look, guys, sorry, you know how this works. We we record a little different. The tires premiere just happened. And I thought, I was like, wow, Foley locked. That's a guy who's locked in. He looked locked in. He actually did. He looked somehow he lost like a hundred pounds instantly. Like I saw him when we were shooting tires. He was honestly, I was like, well, looks like I'm not gonna be the first one of our friends that dies. And then I saw him at the premiere, I was like, Holy fuck, fucking. Yeah, he really listen, he really's looking great.
How do they describe Foley’s “locked‑in” look after the tires premiere?
He's looking great. He's doing well. He's making the steps. And then
immediately
and then immediately he drops the ball
You can't get right. And the thing is, like, uh look, ultimately I don't really give a fuck, but I see how much it's it's it's
This is your life. I'm just like, dude, we're just missing like two PM deadlines. This is crazy. I'm like, dude, like I'm like, I have to tell him, I'm like, listen, we're not like we're not working at fucking Walgreens here. Like there's we can
like
we can break the rules we want, but at some point you gotta you
have to
have some base professionalism. I'm like some absolute base. This isn't even our episode. Like there's a Stavbi's got a team of people. There you know what I mean? Like
there's there's there's people are at work right yeah, yeah, that is true. Including we should say our f our boy is here. Getting ready to take Eldus's job. Eldus training his replacement. Or
he's maybe taken my job by now, depending on what's going on. Yeah, that is true. That is
true, depending on where by the time this comes out, Eldus will have put him we'll have put him on paternity leave. And when he comes and he tries to key back into the building, the fucking door won't the door won't open. Dilute all these shares. Say the fake things look open.
Kick me out of the Instagram account. What's going on? Don't
worry about it, Ellis. I just wanted you to focus on your new child.
That's sick, dude. Yeah. Screw 'em over for sure. That's I don't know if you've ever tracked podcasts, but the the OG producers gotta go. That is true. I don't know who that that's not not I'm not talking about anybody specifically. Just look at I mean I would there is there is so everybody's OG producer is that is true leaves at some point.
This we On their own will. We would really we yeah, I can't wait till Eldis tries to start his own AI podcasting company. Red Bell
Red band rip off YouTube coming soon. I'm like Stavros called out the anti-woke comedians in the industry. You start
you start a reaction channel? I need more gossip about you. Eldworld.
H. Foley didn't show up to the That's what he's doing. I respect it. Dude, I'll feed you inside dirt. Let me wet my beak on the back end, guy.
I got all these guys dead to rights. Elders wants to be Elders wants to join the comedy TMZ fray.
Downstream, baby. Downstream. I'm I'm going downstream with my water tub and just catching what I can. Yeah.
Eldis goes to like very low level comedy festivals and just acts like a fucking celebrity. He's at an open mic. He acts like he's a scout for Staffy's world. He's like, Yeah, you got it, kid. How we're so close. That's probably already happening. Can you
say come
forty
seven times in an hour?
Dude, I just realized there's probably producers going to like shitty shows, like producers of like mid tier comedy podcasts and trying to fuck like open girl open micers right now.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do the hosts say at the very start of the episode?
0:00–1:25
2
How do they describe Foley’s “locked‑in” look after the tires premiere?
1:25–5:13
3
What are the hosts saying about GLP‑1/Ozempic side‑effects and weight loss?
5:13–10:29
4
Why are they raving about Wawa egg bites and how do they compare them to Starbucks?
10:29–43:59
5
What does “phase three” mean for the hosts’ friendship and future plans?
43:59–52:26
6
How do the hosts handle the caller’s roommate‑squatter dilemma?
52:26–1:07:18
7
What advice do they give the married couple looking for a “safe stranger” for a night out?
1:07:18–1:24:14
8
Why are the hosts skeptical about working for data‑center projects?
1:24:14–1:34:30