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201: Food Coma F*ckin' (Theon Von Drops In 2.0)

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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200: EA Sports: It's In the Cum

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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Horniest Place On Earth

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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199: Nut November w/ Angela White

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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P*ss, P*ss, Pass

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how Trev almost pulled a Michael in a deli, why getting dressed after sex is the right choice,  and how paper bag fuckin' is WILD. T...

198: One Tit at a Time

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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197: Halloween Wh*re Nights

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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196: RumpelForeskin

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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Trev & Michael Get Their Tarot Cards Read

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of Patreon, the boys invited a psychic in studio to give a tarot card reading. The results were... chaotic. Is som...

195: Shaking Ass Sober Ft. Tana Mongeau

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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Meat Night

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discover a new genre of porn, wonder what it was like to fuck a flapper in the 1920s, and learn about the great dildo lawsuits of the 17th ce...

194: Post Cuck Regret

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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Pegged By the Polar Express

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. The...

193: We Interviewed Trevor's Dad!

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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192: GothTHICC

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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We Bought Tommy Lee's Onlyfans

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys hatch a plan to get milked in Kuwait, hear from a listener about an edging incident, and subscribe to Tommy Lee's Onlyfans to see what all th...

191: She-Hulk Got Cakes

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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190: Horny For Hiking

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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Michael F*cks Too Loud?

04 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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189: The Jack Shack ft. Lena the Plug & Adam22

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Support the boys AND get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by the Lena the Plug...

Horny For Plants

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on a lady that married a train station, discover that Michael might have money in his walls, and scientifically determine if Trevor woul...

188: Don't Judge a Book by Its Cooter

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made...

Jerked Off in a Jiffy Lube

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys learn some basic sex ed, discover the world’s largest didldo, and riff on mediocre nuts. They also wonder if electricity is bad and hear fr...

187: Getting a Nut Off w/ Whitney Cummings

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to talk about the childhood trauma that makes you funnier, modern masculinity, and why incest smells ...

186: Bobbin for Assholes (Theo Von Drops In!)

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on athletes showing dong on live TV, eating cooter standing up, and jerkin off in hospital parking lots. Plus Theo Von drops in at the e...

Rest in Penis

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on step twins, how hangovers can ruin everything, and the economics of feet pics. They also discuss jerkin’ and driving and come up wi...

185: The Boys Enter the Head-o-verse

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys try VR porn and reminisce on how much harder they had it as young lads. Plus Trev had a wild weekend in Hawaii and Michael be cummin’ in ab...

Cock Collar

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on making Howcast videos in 2022, wonder how Tom Hanks jerked off on that island, and learn about a couple of twins that married a coupl...

184: My Grandma is a Swinger?!

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a ...

Capri-Cum

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys buy a sex doll’s only fans account, wonder if Presidents are still sneaking hoes into the Oval Office, and reminisce on mid-pandemic jerk o...

183: Dippin' Dot Thots

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and wheth...

182: Tele-CUM-nesis

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on hands free handjobs, what to do if you only have 6 months to live, and how people be getting laid off the most random talents. They a...

181: Addison Rae's Dad is For THE STREETS

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on turning saggy balls into a whole brand, getting residual cooter, and how Addison Rae’s dad got caught cheating in these streets. Th...

Hall Pass Hail Mary

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how magicians get no pussy, a wild shot at a hall pass hook up, and a DM from an NFL punter. Plus joining NASA for the hoes and a sto...

180: Trevor Cums WHERE???

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Trev’s insane JO habits, debate what the horniest colleges in America are, and argue about whether 69’ing is actually trash. Plus...

Trev's Suburban Adventures

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Trev's weekend as an extremely suburban puzzle guy, how Michael is a Whore Teacher, and why it's so weird to ask people how much mone...

179: Masturbation Manifesting W/ Annie Lederman (Trash Tuesday)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by comic Annie Lederman to riff about killing your dad on ayahausca, why you should never give your feet away for free, and manife...

The Hooters Supply Chain

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on the meanest thing someone could say to them, learn how  pigeons bang, and decide that leap years are stupid. They also hear from  a...

178: I'd Still Date Amber Heard

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on dating Amber Heard, the best out of pocket roleplay ideas, and getting hammered at a bachelor party while listening to 90's R&B. ...

Piped Out by Gallagher

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on doing ayahausca, taking zoom calls at the zen retreat,  and how saltwater is real bad for phones. They also realize that  stand-up ...

177: Sex Robots are HERE!

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys check out the wild world of AI sex robots, debate whether or not you should pay for Ubers for someone you're hooking up with, and hear from a...

Top Cum

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys riff on the stupid shit that makes you very mad, the kid that did the worm at every bar mitzvah, and hear from a listener that's been getti...

176: The Cum Quick Challenge

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys riff on Trevor's cum quick challenge, how Michael lost his booty virginity, and how Trev has a devoted following on WikiFeet. They also hel...

The Power Dynamics of Pegging

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys went live and riffed on your questions, including their favorite moments from the tour and going to the strip club with your boss. PLUS a sne...

175: Double Mommy Action ft. Cherie Deville

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by adult star Cherie Deville to riff on why it's so important to fluff a guy's brain, the best porn parodies she's ever been a par...

174: Mama GOT cum cum

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Michael pulling the reverse gogurt, decide chick-fil-a is going through its Bieber phase, and learn about how much money Bhad Bhabie ...

Restless Clit Syndrome

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk about the POTUS Pipe Down, getting jellyfished, and  dueling in international waters. They also discover the hottest world  leaders an...

seX-Games ft. Lisa Ann (Live Bonus Episode @ Netflix is a Joke Festival)

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys went live as part of the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles with special guest Lisa Ann. They riff on the logistics of planning...

173: Casting Couch Chronicles ft. Lisa Ann

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Well, it happened... the G.O.A.T. adult star Lisa Ann joined the boys in studio to talk about the evolution of adult content, how Lisa helped make Joh...

Suck n' Tuck

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys react to the most cringe tiktok podcast, learn about how Michael got mistaken for an uber driver, and worry about getting your gotdamn dick b...

172: Spotify Has P*rn??

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some...

171: GIRLS GONE THIGH'LD

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Mic...

Gabe Gets a Yaris Tattoo

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/...

170: Hoechella at Coachella

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. The...

169: Craigslist Cooter

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse th...

Hams Over Miami

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves  BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club.  They als...

168: The Top 10 Sexiest Jobs

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They als...

Flip That Flounder

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and d...

167: Jake Paul VS. Will Smith

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer...

166: Bobby Lee's El Camino C*ck

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple j...

Oh No, Step Bro... I'm Your Wife

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

 The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn  how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off  room. ...

165: Apple's New Emojis are HORNY

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience...

Papa Nut

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time tr...

164: Trevor Wallace's Biggest Secret

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, ...

163: Trevor & Michael's Bra-off Challenge

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off b...

Hoes in Hoboken with Akaash Singh

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2  podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau...

162: Julia Fox Has an Oscar Ass

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figur...

Sex Club Karaoke

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing  moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a  listener abo...

161: Tinder Swindler Has a DONG!

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure...

Bellybutton Deepthroat

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB,  how wild it is that the President has t...

160: Bang Like a Pilgrim with Emily Willis

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why h...

Piped Out in the Weinermobile

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a liste...

159: How To Slide In Her DMs with Sofia Franklyn

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister ...

158: NFTitty with Mia Malkova

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's me...

Topped Off For a McChicken

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms  actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites ...

157: Money B*tch Bezos

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover ...

156: Drake's Hot Sauce Surprise

12 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out ...

Holographic Strippers

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday stri...

155: Reviewing Most Watched P-Hub Content of 2021

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss ...

4D Print a Pocket P**sy

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a  flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut  lattes. Th...

154: Frozen Hot Dog Hooha

29 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also ...

Yelp a Sex Club

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk  offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just  modern...

153: Trevor Gets Some Foot Action

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out o...

Michael's El Pollo Loco Fight Night

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how scary Amazon is, wonder if Warren Buffet is a hoax,  and debate which sandwich is the most bangable. They also discuss the  wor...

152: The Two-Tone Bone

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook ...

CSI: Thigh-ami

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on cat milking, artificial insemination, and Gabe's 10  year high school reunion. They also hear from a listener about her and  her bo...

151: Getting Blue Balled with Bradley Martyn

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by podcaster, youtuber, all-around buff guy Bradley Martyn for a wild ride of a conversation about starting an Onlyfans, getting f...

Yes, SIR.

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys went live, riffed on Blau's vacation, sexual fantasies, switching bodies with Jack Harlow, and much more.  Hear the full episode + get 4 bo...

150: Michael's Magic Mike Days

01 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another laye...

Long Dong Silvers

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on...

149: Ground HOG Day

24 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relati...

You Bukkake You Buy It

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird  disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a  se...

148: Digital Cucking with Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat

17 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by the illustrious Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat. They riff on helping Trev learn how to dirty talk, cousin banging, having s...

Cooter Time at Tutor Time (Live from NYC)

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys did a live show from The Stand in NYC. They riffed on the worst  kinds of work emails, why Trev is afraid of the subway, and how New York ge...

147: Milked on Friendsgiving

10 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months wort...

146: Intermittent Fapping

03 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discu...

145: Pumpkin Spice Labia

27 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn...

144: Trevor is a Founding Father

20 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the in...

Red, White, and Blue Chew

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on thumbs in  butts, facesitting, and getting head on a  work  call. they also hear about a wild sex ed story from a listener and  f...

143: Cooter Pond

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so  hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer...