Stiff Socks

142: Millenial Life Crisis

06 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also...

Do Bees Bang?

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own  face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn  about ...

141: LIVE FROM VEGAS... It's Stiff Socks

29 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on...

140: Is Trevor Submissive?

22 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Wednesday, so the scientists are back in studio to discuss some important stuff, like the cribs reboot on MTV, whether or not bowlers can finge...

139: Rocked Up in Church

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the h...

Bon AppéQueef

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for  bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn  collection, an...

138: Scissor Me September

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrato...

[BONUS EPISODE] Badussy on Ice (Patreon EP. 98)

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed.   The boys riff from ...

137: Rocked Up at 2PM in Toronto

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some peopl...

Lululemon Cum Rag Money

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos,  broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like.  ha...

136: Chad Stole Trevor's Girl feat. Cherdleys

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin ...

Badussy on Ice

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not ...

135: A Quick Hit of Cooter

18 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress...

134: All Limbs No C*ck

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Well the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no p...

Juulchie

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about  how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a  pair ...

133: Trevor Wallace Got Hard at Hard Summer

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 Twally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a v...

Fingered in the Carpool Lane

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

the gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunn...

132: Blau Got Covid

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was ...

Lieutenant Seymour Daddy

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives  them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met  out...

131: The Bachelorette Bans Beating Meat

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti se...

Jerk Off in a Tesla

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right  time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and  de...

130: Michael's Foursome Update... Takes a Turn

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how  budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICH...

129: Can Gingers Cum?

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowerca...

128: Trevor Wallace Bangs Like Big Foot

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box...

Cum N' Hoe

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster,  figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and  get so...

127: Books Make Me Horny

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also ...

126: Michael's Hot Mom Reveal

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him ...

Seal Team D.I.C.K.

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company,  discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is ...

125: My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. woul...

124: Peg Leg Pleasure

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepe...

Mommy Milker Mondays

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with  weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus  thin...

123: How To Have a Foursome

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jet...

Reverb the Coochie

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet  personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really t...

122: Cock Kebobs

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtle...

Trev Got DMed by WHO??

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys  riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in  be...

121: Trevor's Bad at Fingering?

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is h...

120: Trader Hoes

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest...

Taxidermy a Butt Plug

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to  Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you  shouldn't trus...

119: Banging Both Brothers?

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed ...

Sucked Off by a Sandwich

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the crazie...

118: NFT that c*ochie

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. ...

117: Bowflex the Vulva

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff o...

Miata of a P*ssy

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes in...

116: Raw Dog in a Red Lobster

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide...

Cute-toes-is

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pra...

115: Vagina is Dude Melatonin

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vagin...

Drive-Thru in the Bang Bus (Miami Recap w/ Peter Green)

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys recap...

114: LIVE from the Bang Bus

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumm...

113: Mannequin Masturbation

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover ...

Tug Yer Tooter

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a...

112: Phone Sex Playbook

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten inter...

Blau with the Pow

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a rob...

111: Milion Dollar Ballsack w/ Steve-O

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o...

Interviewing Michael's Dad

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke ...

110: Salt Bae'd with Semen

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss ho...

Coat of Cum

18 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk...

109: Trevor Makes a Porno

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons...

108: losing vcards w/ bbno$

10 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also ...

Sucked Off in the Beamer

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used...

107: Trevor got a p*ssy... cat

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes only...

Fact Checking Michael's Dick Game: The Interview

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actual...

106: Footjobs in Phoenix

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. T...

Three Finger Freak

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to...

105: Bear Rug Cum Towel

20 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They...

Pussy Flu (Live Episode)

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what...

104: Trevor's Biggest Fuck-up

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hil...

Michael's Looking for Love

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny  is ...

103: Post Nut Clarity at the Club

06 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will ...

Wet Wet-o-meter

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn ab...

102: Cumming Too Quick is a Hoax

30 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of frien...

Where's Waldo Titties

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also...

101: Tiny Meat Gang Joins Stiff Socks

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. Th...

Nutter Udders

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with  Tiger King. ...

100: JOing with a Satanist

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja...

Bangin' Beef Wellington

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave you...

99: "You Don't Get me Wet Wet"

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain fr...

98: OnlyFans in the Airbnb

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They ...

Cum Brûlée

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They ...

97: Is Nutting Better with Covid?

25 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on h...

Who Wants Dessert?

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet...

96: Stiff Socks has the 'Rona

18 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what w...

Dick Karaoke

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant...

95: Ambi-dicks-terous

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have s...

Horny at Tender Greens?

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some ...

94: Banging a Witch

04 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way ...

Squirters on the Top Bunk

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from  Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regre...

93: Eating Ass on the Lord's Day

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorett...

Yung Gravy Part 2

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show...

92: Yung Gravy Joins the Bang Bus

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. ...

Frisky Business

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and mak...

91: Michael Goes Celibate?

14 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was...

Fuckin' in the Bubble

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a...

90: U-Hauling Your Meat Wagon

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an...

Stoned Socks

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Where the fuck do we really even start?  Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some s...

89: Ass Pro Shop

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find ou...

23 & Me but for Dicks

27 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope  didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex  coac...

88: Eating Wings on Rimjob Night

23 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they ...

Patreon 50: Pledge Allegiance to the P*ssy

20 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a bud...

87: Amazon a Butt Plug

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and...

Go Go Gadget Dick

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it,  but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up  abou...