Stiff Socks

86: Ghosts and Handjobs

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They...

Jabba the Nut

07 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how  horny the Jaws...

85: Trevor Finds His G-Spot

02 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why ...

Fig Noot'in

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are...

84: Dropping Dick Off

26 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They ...

Trevor Can't Swim?

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The  boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot  probabl...

83: Dry Hump Winter Formal

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the ...

Titfoot

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

 Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boome...

82: School of Hard Nuts

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you re...

The Boys Went Live

09 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off ...

81: Trevor and his Girlfriend Watched Porn for the First TIme

05 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? The...

Cumming in Braille

02 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

 The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to...

80: Carol Baskin Be F*ckin

29 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal w...

To-Go Titties

27 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying t...

79: How Long Could You Last on the Bang Bus?

22 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if g...

Ass Masterclass

19 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple po...

78: White Claw Porn

15 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late ni...

77: Strippers vs Birthday Cakes

08 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut...

Double Dribble Dick

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures...

Interviewing Trevor's Girlfriend

02 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dat...

76: Am I Eskimo Bros with Dan Bilzerian?

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot...

75: Worst Fake ID Stories

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener at...

Oompa Loompa's Got Ass

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over wheth...

74: A Facetime Facial

17 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer th...

Kingdom of Anal

14 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Mike go crazy with convos about whether or not girls know that dudes are jerking off to them, Trev's wild sex dream, and how Blau is getting ...

73: Dr. Finger Bang

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the m...

Eu-cum-lyptus

07 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up about girls who are anti daddy talk, why Trevor would definitely have jugs if he was a lady, how milk men laid pipe in the 1950's,...

72: Speedometer for your D*ck

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also ans...

Everybody F*ckin'

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, som...

71: Boner Cam

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle c...

Handjobs from Ursula

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on  at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss ...

70: My Dog Ate My Condom

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in...

2FineNubstein (Live Episode)

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish,  discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match...

69: Penis Pals

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And is...

Michael Pees Wrong?

02 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not onl...

68: Pube Stache

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HAR...

Phone Facials

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation  about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn.  Plus...

67: The British are Cumming

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They...

The Gabe Interview

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deser...

66: My Aunt Tryna Bang

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the...

Second Cousin Saturdays

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and ...

65: LIVE PD but for f**king

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is at it againnn. They discuss when a girl gave a magnum condom to Michael, girls cumming too quietly, and how Trev spent $750 on a Purell co...

Bluetooth My Areolas

06 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on T...

64: Starbucks Logo Got That Body

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The L...

1-800-CUM-QUIK

29 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how ...

63: Lil Beefcake Boi

26 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Michael streamed this one live and it got crazy with all of your Youtube questions. Which Pokemon would you fuck? Why is Trev growing that mo...

In These Streets

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss...

62: Corona Camgirls

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are quarantined but are still WIIILLLLDDD. They talk about when their first boner was, the f*ck a rainbow is, and where the HELL is Chingy th...

Nike Adidas

15 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Twall and 2fine, the world's leading medical experts, investigate  whether the corona virus could be in your cum, talk about how weird it  would be...

61: Wait, Trevor Almost Died?

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Twall and Mblau ya'll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a "mammal ass bitch" is okay, how Michael jerks off like he's in the ma...

Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

08 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader. Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth grade...

60: Growers vs Showers

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The squad is at it again. TW and MB discuss the question as old as time... does the Kool Aid man bone? They also get in to cummin' in your roommate's ...

ARE WE LIVE??

02 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they've met, girl boner...

59: Is E.T. F*cking?

26 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also ga...

Butt Butlers

24 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butle...

58: Big Titty Pudding

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clu...

Pornstar Kendra Sunderland (UNCUT)

16 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You know we couldn't have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make ...

57: Pornstar Sex Ed w/ Kendra Sunderland

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck sizes, Kendra's crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILL...

56: Balls in Bang?

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a...

55: Hero Nut Beats Plan B with Chris Distefano

29 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that sw...

The Stripper Sex Tales

26 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of mak...

54: The Jerk Off Suicide

22 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... ...

Fleshlights & Toaster Strudel

19 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you onl...

53: The Drunk Podcast with Yung Gravy (1 Year Anniversary)

15 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev...

52: Tears and Titties

08 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and disc...

No Jerk January

05 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They also discuss how Michael hates the English language, how ...

51: 2020 GOT DAMN

01 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also...

Michael's Bedroom Bloodbath

29 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and re...

50: Merry Stiff-mas

25 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Description: the gang talk only Christmas topics in this very Christmas themed episode. Is Nelly Furtada bad or she a mutant? Do we shave our butthol...

Stiff Socks LIVE

22 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losi...

49: We Got Robbed

18 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny's, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was ...

48: Got Damn, My Dick Fell Off

11 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also...

Two Tongues, One Witch

08 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, th...

47: Billie Eilish Dresses Like a Collage

04 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course fi...

Trevor Finds His Kink

01 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their vir...

46: Sex at 94

27 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also g...

Happy Endings

23 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon...

45: Tempurpedic Vagina

20 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and...

44: Comedians in Cars Taking Dick Pics

13 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting as...

Shitting with no Door

09 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took ca...

43: Jerkin' and Peein'

06 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a pod...

42: Freaky Friday

30 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation por...

41: Ass Eaten Like a Man

23 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course Nationa...

40: Deleting Hundreds of Nudes

16 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the leas...

38: Tellin' Jokes to Dead People

09 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost ...

38: What Position Were You Conceived In?

02 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d...

37: Michael Has a Foot Fetish?

25 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michae...

36: Trevor Crashes a Party in a Helicopter

18 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, ...

35: Trevor's Sex List

11 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noi...

34: She Sleep With How Many Dudes?

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question o...

33: Small Dick Days

28 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men's Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throatin...

32: Which Cartoon is the Hottest?

21 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animation...

31: Trevor Gets Invited to a Sex Party

14 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the ...

30: Trevor and Michael Were Bad Drug Dealers

07 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing car...

29: Jerking It in the First Lady's Bathroom

31 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boys get crazy on this one. They talk about dick tents, peeing in a Sbarro's fruit punch in the food court, and how truly weird Abercrombie is. Th...

28: You Cum on the Floor?

24 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor freaks out cause Michael thinks it's normal to cum on the ground while jerking off. They talk about other stuff too but mainly WHY THE FUCK MIC...

27: Almost Getting Sued by White Claw

17 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk about the cease and desist Trevor got from White Claw, how he felt being rich for a night, and what it was like to lose it all the next ...

26: Trevor Has Never Been in Love

10 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor and Michael only talk about the important issues in this one ya'll. From the ins and outs of putting a towel in your ass, to how not to cheat, ...

25: Nick Colletti Got That Wagon

03 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nick Colletti from Real Bros of Simi Valley/Vine/Youtube swings by the studio join the boys for episode 25. Nick admits that he's got a wagon of an as...

24: Sex with a Cantaloupe?

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Trevor and Michael discuss the ins and outs of cheating girlfriends, parenting, and their sex lists. Sock Talk and Secret Sock gets insane with they t...