STOP! Hammer Time - The West Ham Podcast
Episodes
Greek Week
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Simon Pentol KC talk Dinos, City, the Cup and the history of South West London. westhampodcast.com...
Silva allowed into Axis of Evil
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete, Dan Silver and Gordon Thrower talk Fulham, Liverpool and the cup. Content warning: Some issuing of challenges. westhampodcast.com...
Back Axel!
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jim and Pete talk Burton, Bournemouth and points, points, points. westhampodcast.com...
“Managers? I sh*t ‘em!” shouts Bowen
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete and Jim Munro would have taken 4 points from 2 games but are still fuming about 7 mins of Fergie time. westhampodcast.com...
“Go on, Todibo!” says Entire Planet
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Mark Gower think Nuno’s subs are sub-par and do a deep dive into how we stay up. Or don’t. westhampodcast.com...
Win Lifts Hammers into Bottom Three
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Mark Sandell talk wins, massiveness, more wins and getting something at the money launderers. A win, perhaps. westhampodcast.com...
To Dare is to D’Oh
20 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete loved it at the Lane. Plus Malick, AntiVar protests, transfers and Sunderland. westhampodcast.com...
Laughing Stockley
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete, Dan Silver and Trevor Drane go overboard about the Hammers’ FA Cup triumph and underboard about f***ing VAR. westhampodcast.com...
Can Nuno Fight Forest Fire?
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Steve Law produce another instantly behind the times podcast. Contains inaccurate score predictions. Normal service resumes next w...
Ollie Oops!
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and the Petes head to the Brighton game after the Fulham one. Pictured: Bold Woman and Bad Ewok. westhampodcast.com...
Gravity v Kilman: One Battle After Another
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete, George Mann and Russell Raphael are worried. Merry Bloody Christmas. westhampodcast.com...
Mavropanos’s head “Legitimate target,” claims Trump
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete would have taken a point before this podcast. westhampodcast.com ...
Just the Bill, Please
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete talk Bonzo, Liverpool and this week’s tricky away days. westhampodcast.com ...
Two-Two a Bad Look for Hammers
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete, heap praise on Fonzie, stay positive about Guilherme, wonder where Magassa’s gone, can’t wait for Jimmy’s return and worry a...
Harry Potty: it’s a Redknapp Draft Special
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Phil, Pete and team-builders Jim, Rob Banks, Dan Silver and Simon Pentol as they lock horns to produce the best 11 from the Redknapp era. w...
Salad Days
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete talk European qualification, what’ll go wrong with Fernandes and Super Tom. westhampodcast.com...
Outbreak of Competence Shocks Essex
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete and Steve Law sit in stunned silence for an hour. May contain Pottses. westhampodcast.com ...
Kilman: footballer, liquid or inert gas?
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete ask, is Nuno mad, is Lucas droppable, will Newcastle let us win and why is Zoom so hard? westhampodcast.com...
Home is Where the Heart Isn’t
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Dan Silver boycott the podcast. 1hr of silence. Only joking. westhampodcast.com ...
Arteta “Great,” says Unholy Entity
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete and Trevor Drane are philosophical about Arsenal, disappointed in Fullkrüg and excited by Summerville. westhampodcast.com...
Team Espirito
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Paul Gower, Jim Grant, Joe Sandell and Kate from the Forest Tricky Talks podcast bring you this week's show! westhampodcast.com...
High Nuno?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Sandell hosts this week and is joined by Jim Grant, Mark Gower and George Mann to discuss our current situation... westhampodcast.com...
Mateus Rosy
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Trevor Drane talk Jim’s trip to Forest, transfers, Paqueta, recruitment, transfers, Spurs and transfers. westhampodcast.co...
Antoniode
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Russell Raphael celebrate our very own Beastender in verse. Also, (sigh) Sunderland. westhampodcast.com ...
Areola: “I’m kicking myself.”
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete are joined by author and WHU archivist, Rob Banks - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1E4VPeW15SbOoHCsUN2goQ/videos - to talk calam...
Can You Feel the Draft?
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bored with the lack of signings, Phil, Jim, Pete and Dan Silver have a U.S-style draft and build a team each. Vote for the best one on the S!HT Facebo...
Vinyl Score
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vinyl Score. Phil, Pete, Dan Silver and Kosmo Vinyl talk Ipswich, transfers and the cultural history of Southend. Why not go to this free exhibition? ...
A tax! A tax! A tax-a tax-a tax!!
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Non-dom tax status explained to Phil, Jim and Pete by Gordon Thrower. Also, some football. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produc...
Man Who?
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Mark Sandell, Jim Munro and Trevor Drane celebrate old Trafford win with ground breaking al fresco pod at WHU holy site, the Black Lion. west...
“Lighten up, Graham” says Morrissey
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete and Mark Sandell discuss lack of staying power and West Ham’s post-match-interview training. westhampodcast.com @westhampo...
“Women kick off pair of draws,” claims Sid James
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete and Jim are joined by Simon Pentol KC and Dan Silver to talk rubbish Hammers, Paquetá’s prospects and Phil and Jim’s match day double-...
Teu-tonic: We like Füllkrug
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Pete Ward talk Wolves, Bournemouth, West Ham’s Ocean’s 11 and the strong likelihood of a win up at Anfield. westhampodcast.c...
Crowd Noise Buoys Moyes
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jim reminisces about his trip to Liverpool. Phil, Jim and Pete defend our defence but attack our attack. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produ...
Newcastle Concession Dampens Concessions Concession
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jim, Pete and Johnny Kay talk limp capitulations and fan victories. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers and Mike Leigh A ...
Half and Half Scarles
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Sandell stands in for Phil and talks with Paul Gower, Dom Glynn and Ollie Sandell (relation) about Arsenal, Leicester and looking ahead to Newcas...
Forest loanee “Promising,” gushes Potter
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete welcome Hammercentric author, Pete May - https://www.bitebackpublishing.com/books/massive - to a bubbly chat about our defeats to B...
Scotrates! Is Irving the new GOAT?
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and James Kearns discuss Chelsea, the cult of Andy, Ferguson, JWP and much, much less. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produc...
Hammers Smash Villa 1-1
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jim Grant hosts this week and is joined by Steve Law and Pete Harcourt to discuss the Aston Villa game and look forward to Chelsea next week. westha...
Guilherme: Man or Beanstalk?
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Laugh and cry along with Phil, Jim and Pete as they talk Fulham and Palace, possible transfers and Tim Steidten’s shenanigans. westhampodcast.co...
“He’s got staying power,” says Truss.
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete talk J-Lo and Potter then get ready to go to the Fulham game. No spoilers please. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced...
Hurry Potter
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete are joined by Dan Silver and Mark Gower to talk leaks - defensive and media. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by...
Moyes: From Obiang to OBE
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete are joined by Don Perretta and Simon Pentol in a cheery look back at Southampton and Liverpool. westhampodcast.com @westhampodca...
VAR Humbug
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete and Steve Law cautiously celebrate Lucky Loppy’s Video Assistance and ask whether Lucas and Mo add up to more than Carlos and Crysencio. ...
I Like Mike
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete wish the big man a speedy recovery, look back from behind the sofa at Arsenal and Leicester and wonder if it’ll all be over by Ch...
Bissaka the Attacka
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Russell Raphael wonder whether we’ve turned a corner, whether there’s something horrible lying in wait round that corner and w...
J-Lo a No-Go
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete, Greg Stroud and Simon Pentol welcome the return of Poetry Corner and the hypothetical departure of Julen Lopetegui. Simon has an intr...
Spurs Pair Cheat Death in Kudus Horror Attack
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Mark Sandell send thoughts and prayers to the survivors and their families. Also, what’s up with Paqueta and Areola? westhampodcast....
Hot Toddy
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and and Don Perretta talk Jean-Clair, Ipswich and Spurs, wonder what Füllkrug’s actually like and search bins for Paqueta’s bur...
Hammers “odds on for drop” claims mystery Brazilian
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete, Dan Silver and David Hautzig fail to mask slight sense of unease. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers and...
Ings Hair “needed time to settle.”
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete, media mover/shaker Trevor Drane and West Ham scribe Rob Banks talk Fulham Sh*tcottagery, Antonio’s career pivot, Guido’s solidity and ...
KUMB On You Irons
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete are joined by Knees Up Mother Brown O.G, Gordon Thrower, to talk Man City, forget to talk Bournemouth and to relive the history of ...
We have lift-off
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete talk Polish experimental theatre and Anton Ferdinand. Also Palace, crying children and transfer rumours. westhampodcast.com @we...
“Amadou a header,” says Onana
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Pete talk Villa, Palace and a radical solution to the Zouma issue. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers and Mike L...
“Trophies? I sh*t ‘em!” shouts Bowen.
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Steve Law look forward to Villa but worry about a shortage of lockers for all these new players. westhampodcast.com @westhampo...
Handy Irving
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Russell Raphael meet pre-season to discuss youth, signings, James Joyce and boycotts. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Pro...
Pochetti-D’OH! “Did we keep the receipt?”
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did we keep the receipt?” ask Phil, Jim, Pete, Dan Silver and Mark Gower. Also, City (5 mins, mainly about Kudus overhead), squad strengthening and ...
Laters, Haters
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete are joined by journalistic legend, Jim Munro and Simon Pentol K.C. as we bid adieu to David Moyes and talk 45 min performances in 9...
Furious Hammers fan thrown into Chelsea Game
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and radio titans Mark Sandell and George Mann convene at the Black Lion to discuss Chelsea (reluctantly) and Lopetegui (trepidatiously.) w...
Jurgenna Win F***-All
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Trevor Drane talk fans, bans and Mexicans. Also HOTY, Chelsea and Julian Dicks. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced b...
Massive Slaughter Mars Croydon Sing-Song
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Dan Silver say au revoir to Europe, ola to potential new managers and look for positives in three defeats and a draw. westhampod...
Love Shak
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Mark Sandell and Ollie Sandell meet Hammer of the Year and F.A Cup finalist SHAKA HISLOP! Learn more about Show Racism the Red Card at www.ther...
GORDON’S A LIAR!!!
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Mark and Joe Sandell hate on refs, Gordon and cheats and worry about Spurs. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by ...
“I’m Going Back, Baby!” says incorrect man.
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Steve Law talk Villa, VAR and Victory agains Freiburg. They also fret a little about Leverkusen. westhampodcast.com @westhampo...
Ings “like new signing” claim Sullivan and Steidten
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete ask if Jim is the new Michael Palin, if weekday afternoon kick offs are all the rage and how hard that seig heiling dimwit in Freib...
LucasAid
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim ,Pete and Simon Pentol KC talk Bees, Knees and Toffees. Also Redknapp, Emerson, Graham Paddon and the power of “Shoooooot.” westhampod...
Hudson O’D’oh
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete relive a delightful day out in Notts and wonder whether more remaining games than players to be in them is a problem. westhampodc...
Toby Jones to star in ‘Mr. Moyes vs the PGMOB'
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete welcome Pete May (“Massive: the Miracle of Prague out next week!) to talk… (FFS)… referees… (FFS)…, cups, new loan signin...
Season’s Beatings
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Dan Silver dissect a raft of games, ask Divin where he sees himself in five years and bid bon voyage to a few players that haven’...
The Defence Rests (Fulham score.)
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete fear for Thursday, ship Red Bull to the squad and wonder what Cornet’s like. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by...
Soucek Goal Celebration “Nuanced”, Claims Small Child
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Pete celebrate big Tom’s late winners, little Danny’s goal draught and big Divin’s prospects. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast ...
Hammers “down to bare bones” claims delighted Moyes
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Pete talk small squads, Forest, Olympiakos and Brentford. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers and Mike Leigh...
Kajagoogooner
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete, James Kearns and Steve Law talk Olympiakos, Everton and spanking the Arse. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers...
Ings Can Only Get Better
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Mark Sandell, George Mann and Mark Gower take a nostalgic trip to WHU club house, the Black Lion, to try and work out what went wrong in Birming...
West Ham late equaliser “Gutting” says referee
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete, Mark Gower and top Author/Pun Generator Pete May talk Europe, Paqueta and, exhaustingly, boffoonish refereeing. westhampodcast.com @we...
Ricardo Vaz Te: 01/10/86 - “Stay In School.”
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete Ward and Pete Harcourt await the customary lawsuit after swatting away short-let Premier League tenants, Sheffie… oh, who cares what...
Sky Diver
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Pete and Russell Raphael discuss how Salah’s an utter cad and a bounder, Lincoln’s folk traditions, Tomas Soucek and Backa Topka. wes...
Soucek for Soucek sub “Maximum Moyes,” claim experts.
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Pete, Dan Silver and Simon Pentol KC assess the battle of the Champions of Europe and ask, “Is J-Lingz the new Pablo Fornals?” westhampodc...
Gale Force 10
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pete Harcourt and Rob Banks - author of “An Irrational Hatred of Luton” - barely talk about Luton victory because, holy smoke, it’s Tony Gale. F...
Ooooh, Betty
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea say “Buy buy”; Hammers say “Bye bye.” Phil, Jim, Pete Harcourt and Mark Gower say there’s no better better than Lucus Paqueta. Plus ...
JWP Selects Right Club - Come On You Putters
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, Mark Sandell and Pete Harcourt talk Bournemouth, transfers and Chelsea. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers and...
ForfaNo Deal Falls Through
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back for our first show to kick of the new season! westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers and Mike Leigh Engineer...
Cheats on Toast: FIO 1 - 2 WHU
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Mark Gower, Pete Harcourt and Dan Silver for and end of season special! westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by...
Dicks’s Name Goes in Book. Again
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Mark Sandell chat to West Ham legend Julian Dicks about his new book, “Hammer Time,” Declan Rice, Dimitri Payet, Mars Bars and Knees. w...
Early Czech-In time for the Final
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Mark Sandell round off the season and look forward to Prague next week. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers and Mi...
Dutch Courage
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined this week by Jim Grant, Russell Raphael and David P. Lewis for a you-win-some-you-lose-some instalment of the podcast… west...
De Gea Vs Earth's Surface
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined this week by Jim Grant and Sam Delaney to ponder De Gea’s accusatory look at the Earth, and much more. westhampodcast.com...
Moyes's Rotation “Less Detectable Than Earths” Say Scientists
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant convene to discuss a mega 5 games! westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul Myers and Mike Leigh Enginee...
Choker’s Gunner Choke
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Jim Munro to discuss the Arsenal game and lots more. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Pa...
David Moyes - Accept No Substitute
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined this week by Jim Grant and Rob Banks to chat about 2 unsatisfying wins and a horrific nightmare. westhampodcast.com @westha...
Devin Intervention
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Mark Sandell for this week’s show, to discuss 2 wins and a draw! westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Pr...
Seagulls Nicked My Chips
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Mark Gower to discuss a scoreline that the performance actually deserves and the Man United game. westhampod...
Notts So Shabby
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and journalist, broadcaster and writer, Sam Delaney - new book, "Sort Your Head Out: Mental Health Without all the Bollocks" - discuss puppies an...
"Winning Is What I Do" Says Next Former Manager
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined this week for a very nervous episode by Jim Grant and James Kearns! westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced by Paul M...
Next Week - Paqueta Tries The Asymmetric Bars!
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Simon Pentol and Mark Gower to catch up after a draw and a win. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcast Produced...
Frankly My Dear, We Didn’t Give a Damn
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jim Grant hosts this week and is joined by Don Perretta and Pete Ward to discuss the Everton game and much more. westhampodcast.com @westhampodcas...
Last Roll of the Dyche
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Mark Sandell and George Mann to chat about the Wolves game and discuss what’s next for us and what it means if ...
Benni Happy Returns
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant for this weeks show to discuss Leeds United and Brentford as well as look forward to Wolves. westhampodcast.com ...
Board to Sack Moyes and Bring in Survival Expert, Bavid Joyes
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Mark Webster for the first episode of 2023 to discuss the return of the league and our upcoming fixtures. westhampodcast.c...
Bonus - Never Write off Danny Murphy
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hear Phil Whelans on the latest episode of Never Write Off The Germans, hosted by Ashley Blaker and also welcoming writer, actor and comedian Matt Luc...
Bonus - World Cup Whistleblowers Daily - December 8th 2022
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hear Phil Whelans on todays World Cup Whistleblowers Daily. Check out the Whistleblowers Daily show to catch up every weekday with the latest football...