STOP! Hammer Time - The West Ham Podcast
Episodes
The Pete Townshend Defence
13 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Jim bring in The Don for a look back at Newcastle and forward to Stoke. (Never before or again will you hear anyone use the phrase 'look forw...
BanterGeddon
06 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Professor Philip Whelans Victorian sideshow of wonder featuring Sam ‘Einstein’ Delaney and Jim ‘Poetry King’ Grant. Join them on a ...
Like Having Sex With Madonna
30 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Jim Grant is in the hot seat and is joined by Benji Lanyado and Guardian journalist Jacob Steinberg to look back at a rather disappointing loss to Wig...
Jim Fixed it... For Jim
23 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Phil Nice and Matt Liston to stage a timely intervention live on air for Jim Grant. It seems Jim’s substance abuse and hoo...
Pathological Conservatism
09 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Host Phil Whelans is joined by author Rob Banks and returning guest Benji Lanyardo. Spirits are high even after the humbling by Arsenal at the weekend...
West Ham Enjoy It Up The Rs
02 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and the man behind hammer info hotspot KUMB.com Gordon Thrower to bask in the glory of thumping the R's and try to...
The Race to League Zero
24 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Host Phil Whelans is joined by regular Jim Grant and special guest Jacob Steinberg, writer from The Guardian to discuss the weekends result and the ga...
Autumn Almana
18 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans, Jim Reid and Don Perretta discuss the future and the past. The best all-time team v. Phil's Almanac. Which bit will you prefer? Tell us ...
Akabusi, 36DD
03 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by resident Jim Grant and special guest Kriss Akabusi. It's a small reunion of sorts after the last time Kriss was on, he decla...
The Camp Cockney Lexicon
29 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans, Sam Delaney, Dom Delaney and Pete May talk about rather camp cockney phrases, the Swansea game, Big Sam's defensive set up, the team, Ph...
#DiameFacts
20 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans, Jim Grany and Benji Lanyardo look back on the first victory of the season against a diabolical, relegation bound Aston Villa (early pred...
West Ham Olympic
06 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Don Perretta to look at the pre season activity so far. Inspiring isn’t it?Produced by Mike Leigh and Paul ...
Never Write Off The Germans Episode 5 with Sam Delaney
25 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley Blaker looks back on the quarter-finals with Phil Cornwell, hammer Sam Delaney and Garth Crooks following England's penalty knockout against It...
Never Write Off The Germans Episode 2 with Phil Whelans
12 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley Blaker looks back over the first week of Euro 2012. Joining him in a very rigid 4 4 2 are Comedian Alex Lowe, direct from West Ham Podcast 'Sto...
Bronze Medal Winners
21 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
After the joyous occasion of the play-off final, Phil Whelans, Jim Grant, Benji Lanyado and Steve Rapport discuss the enigma of Carlton Cole, his ant...
Quim and Ale (the LIVE podcast pt2)
18 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
For the second half of STOP! Hammer Time's first LIVE show at The Coach Makers, Marylebone. S!HT and The Knights of the Platinum Temple are privy to t...
The Kinghts of the Platinum Temple
14 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
STOP! Hammer Time hosts it's first live show in The Coach Makers Of Marylebone. Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Sam Delaney and special guests Th...
That Bloody Horse
09 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by The Sun’s Jim Munro to discuss the trip to Wembley and Hammertime Live next Monday. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on...
Play Off Special
30 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined this week by Don Peretta and Rob Chapman to discuss the Hull game and the play off match v Cardiff. There’s also big news abo...
Night of a Thousand Hammers
24 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Delaney (who's own Twitter @DelaneyMan describes him as 'African American businesswoman of the year') sits in for both Phil and Jim tonight. Lucki...
Put Your Foot in the Air Like You Just Don’t Care
16 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Jim are joined by comedian Phill Jupitus to discuss the Brighton game and Phill’s old fanzine ‘Fortunes Always Hiding’. Our GDPR privac...
Stand Up If You’re Delusional
11 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Don Perretta and Benji Lanyardo to discuss the games against Barnsley and Birmingham City and Ricardo Vaz Te writes in. Our...
Vaz Te, one ball heading Mofo!
02 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Hammertime regular Jim Grant and internet guru Gordon Thrower. They try to make sense of the defeat against Reading and even...
Comedy of Errors
26 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Graham Watts and Trevor Drane to discuss more score draws. There’s also a letter from Big Sam Our GDPR priv...
Balls Half Out
19 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil is joined by The Don Perretta and Benji Lanyardo to discuss the game at Leeds and the two matches coming up this week. Our GDPR privacy policy wa...
Badly Drawn, Boys.
12 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Clyde Longcake all the way from Scunthorpe to discuss the two draws against Watford and Doncaster. Our GDPR p...
We Need To Talk About Kevin
06 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Will this winning streak never end? Don Perretta is back this week to offer his view to Phil and Jim on our longest winning streak away since 1957. An...
Boos Cruise
28 Feb 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Delaney jumps back on the title chasing bandwagon for an in-depth analysis of Sam Allardyce's performance as manager so far this season. And the c...
Hammertime Confidential
20 Feb 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Matt Liston to discuss the Southampton game and the games coming up against Blackpool and Crystal Palace Our ...
Valentines Day Massacre?
13 Feb 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by TV producer Jim Reid in a Valentines Day special. Love letters, poems and Tunnocks Logs are plentiful as we a...
Ravel Smashes Transfer Window
06 Feb 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Post-Millwall Phil, Jim and Dave Morley do not gloat even slightly about the recent 2-1 victory over the arch rivals from across the Thames. Instead w...
How much is that donkey in the window?
30 Jan 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant look forward to the Ipswich and Millwall games, read out an open letter from the chairman and have up to date news on the e...
Vomitorium
23 Jan 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jeremy Nicholas and Gordon Thrower to look back at the league topping win at the weekend, discuss the Olympic stadium and to...
Pete s Radio Mini Break
16 Jan 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Sam Delaney and Pete Ward look back at the Pompey game and discuss Big Sam’s tenure so far Our GDPR privacy policy was upd...
GPS Killed the Physio Star
09 Jan 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Benji Lanayardo and look back at the Xmas fixtures and the Allardyce way. And a nice quiz for you too Our GDP...
Sign The Cat
20 Dec 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Warning this podcast does not contain the 'C' word this week as Jim Grant holds his tongue for a festive STOP! Hammer Time with host Phil Whelans and ...
Balloony Cross, Whipped Cross and Shanks
14 Dec 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Mark Webster host of www.thewhistleblowers.net to discuss the awful trip to Reading and the games coming up O...
Big In Eastern Bratislava
05 Dec 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by journalist Benji Lanyardo and author Rob Banks to discuss the Boro and Burnley games, aggro on Green Street, and what player...
Back To The Future
28 Nov 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight Tim Crane from Ex magazine joins Phil and Jim for our first podcast in black and white. Shorts were wore long, sideburns were bushy and play w...
Get Me a Tick Tick
22 Nov 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Delaney hosts S!HT this week in Phil's absence and asks the important questions - are all Turkish people racist and what's your West Ham Small XI ...
Fat Sam's at the wheel
16 Nov 2011
Contributed by Lukas
There's only Scot Parker on the telly showing up Spain, so here's a classic poem to tide you over until next week. Please come and complain at us on o...
A Ward Evening
07 Nov 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by broadcaster and writer Sam Delaney and ex Hammer from the fantastic 86 team Mark Ward. Our GDPR privacy polic...
Second Heaven-shire
31 Oct 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Jim are joined in Poetry corner this week by Imran Perretta, son of 'The Don', for a spot of high culture. From their lofty perch, the boys d...
Papa Bouba Diop's Head Explained
25 Oct 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live at the seaside, beside the seaside, beside the sea, KUMB's Gordon Thrower and Don Perretta join Phil Whelans this week to discuss Maltea...
Steve Lomassive Attack
18 Oct 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Stop! Hammer Time predicts a 1-0 score for tonight's 'title decider' against Southampton with Sam Delaney and Don 'The Don' Perretta. We discuss the t...
It's A Family Affair
10 Oct 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil is joined by Dom and Sam Delaney to discuss the goings on at Upton Park, bumping into Capello, Palace's hospo and West Ham mentions in popularcul...
Taking the Ball in Your Nuts
04 Oct 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Don Perretta to look back at the last couple of games, read out your emails and vote for the most under and o...
Four Four Two Is Always Hiding
26 Sep 2011
Contributed by Lukas
The Headed Penalty; Football's Holy Grail. Phil, Jim and Robert Banks discuss the Posh, The Tractor Boys and The Eagles (who are reforming especially ...
Aerial Ping Pong
19 Sep 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Jim are joined by David P Lewis and Rob Chapman to discuss the Millwall game and the three games in eight days coming up. Our GDPR privacy po...
Rocket Man
12 Sep 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil is joined by broadcaster Sam Delaney and FourFourTwo Football Magazine editor David Hall to discuss the Pompey game, crazy golf at the Den, and f...
Mr Moon Has Left The Stadium
05 Sep 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Jeremy Nicholas and Russ to discuss the new signings at Upton Park ,our best current line up, Jeremys new book, ...
Scott Free (or nearest offer)
30 Aug 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans, Jim Grant and Benji Lanyardo lament the departure of Scotty, but also the dawn of a new era. West Ham are leading the entire World on go...
Transfer Window Smashed By Looters
22 Aug 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Knees Up Mother Brown's Gordon Thrower joins Phil Whelans and Jim Grant to recap the Watford game, discuss our imbalances and awe of Scotty Parker, an...
We Are Staying Up!
15 Aug 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Nigerian scammers run the Nchampionship. Phil Whelans, Benji Lanyardo and Don 'The Don' Perretta discuss the BBC's npower coverage. With Jim away, all...
Allardyce Out! The Arguments Explained
08 Aug 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim and Sam relive a riotous opening game of the season, discussing the 'West Ham Way', the Axis of Evil Effigy Campaign and Big Sam's Big Mouth...
Bolton Olympic: The New West Ham?
02 Aug 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, Jim, The Sun's Jim Munro and Jeremy Nicholas look forward to whippet based soccer action. Get our new Android app from www.westhampodcast.com an...
Phone Hacking Scandal Reaches E13 (it's THAT compilation show)
14 Jul 2011
Contributed by Lukas
There is nothing funny about phone hacking, email interception or ephone interhacking. But somehow the buffoons on this West Ham podcast have been get...
24 May 11 - Bacon Bites
24 May 2011
Contributed by Lukas
It's our last podcast from the Premier League and to celebrate with us is eBay auction winner Dan 'Jarvo' Jarvis, Leon Rowland and West Ham official c...
17 May 11 - We'll fight 'til the end... of the Gala Dinner
17 May 2011
Contributed by Lukas
It's not a wake, it's a celebration, a rebirth (and all that). Phil Whelans, Jim Grant and this week's guest Nick Blackburn discuss this week's big ne...
09 May 11 - A Letter From The Chairman
09 May 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans returns with Jim Grant and are joined by Jeremy Nicholas to read the last rites this week and a letter from the chairman, and win the cha...
27 Apr 11 - Are We Newcastle In Disguise?
27 Apr 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Delaney sits in again this week and is joined by Olympic hero Kriss Akabusi and host of thewhistleblowers.net podcast Mark Webster. Looking at the...
19 Apr 11 - The Championship Run In?
19 Apr 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Delaney hosts the show this week with Jim Grant and Gordon Thrower from Knees Up Mother Brown ably assisting. Its crunch time - can we stay up? Ou...
12 Apr 11 - Fight! Fight! Fight!
12 Apr 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Award winning podcaster Jim Grant (award TBA) welcomes this week's host Phil Whelans and Don 'The Don' Perretta to remember the life of former West Ha...
05 Apr 11 - David Sullivan Invented my Hamster
05 Apr 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Jim, Jim Reid, Angela Poe and Phil discuss Parker's Player of the Year credentials, our heroic loss to Man. U and badly behaved footballers. Our GDPR ...
29 March 11 - 'I Am Legend' The Scott Parker Story
29 Mar 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Jim bring in the Guardian's Jacob Steinberg for a Hollywood when in the absence of a match being played, we name West Ham players as film tit...
22 Mar 11 - Brush With Death
22 Mar 2011
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Dave Morley returns to regale Phil and Jim with tales of times gone by, back when the Ford Granada was still aspirational. There's poetry, a look back...
07 Mar 11 - Walking In A Cottee Wonderland
07 Mar 2011
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Tony Cottee is the special guest on this weeks show on the week that the hammers celebrate back to back Premier League wins. Our GDPR privacy policy w...
02 Mar 11 - If Football be the Food of Life...
02 Mar 2011
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Phil and Jim are joined by Rob Chapman to celebrate the great three points v Liverpool and look forward to the two games against Stoke coming up. The ...
22 Feb 11 - Hitzville UK!
22 Feb 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Jim are joined by Benji Lanyado in a laughter-filled show tonight. Oh the joy of the FA Cup! From carbon-dating Ilunga, to learning how to bl...
14 Feb 11 - Say Hello To My Little Friend
14 Feb 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Avram unleashes Scott Parker on an under-performing Hammer team! Sam Delaney and Mark Webster join Phil and Jim to discuss half time at The Hawthornes...
07 Feb 11 - Scott Parker 0, Bus Parker 1
07 Feb 2011
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TV's Dave Morley joins Phil Whelans and Jim 'Pussy' Grant to discuss being threatened by John Lyall, Trevor Brooking's naked tears and our Premiership...
05 Feb 11 - WHU Let The Dog Out?
04 Feb 2011
Contributed by Lukas
West Ham legend and managerial maverick Martin Allen in a chat with a Star-Struck Phil and Jim. This portion of the podcast was previously only availa...
31 Jan 11 - Mad Dog And The Pussy
31 Jan 2011
Contributed by Lukas
West Ham legend Martin Allen gives Jim Grant a hard time (as Phil Whelans looks on laughing) as we discuss cup exits, Obinna hat-tricks and the transf...
24 Jan 11 - Silence is Golden And Sullivanen
24 Jan 2011
Contributed by Lukas
SuGoLeaks replace solid news; Matt Diner and David P. Lewis join Phil Whelans to discuss Piquionne and all the latest West Ham news of course; The Ups...
17 Jan 11 - Birmingham, Arsenal and Avram - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
17 Jan 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Delaney and Benji Lanyardo join a Jimless Phil this week and discuss O'Neill (Martin), Jol (Martin), Money and what to do in Fabregas's face. Ther...
10 Jan 11 - New Year Special!
10 Jan 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Phil and Jim are joined by Ozzie Hammer David P Lewis for the first show of 2011 and dissect the games over Xmas. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated ...
20 Dec 10 - Avram's Stocking Fillers
20 Dec 2010
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Phil Whelans and Benji Lanyardo ask what all want to find in our stockings and Kieron Dyer's Christmas message is revealed. MCYI - Merry Christmas You...
13 Dec 10 - Boa Morte's Xmas Message
13 Dec 2010
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by Rob Chapman as they try and stay positive after another home defeat. Probably the funniest show in ages with a letter from Benn...
06 Dec 10 - Another Letter From Kovac
06 Dec 2010
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Phil is joined by West Ham match announcer Jeremy Nicholas and author Rob Banks to look back at the pummelling of United and then typically the defeat...
29 Nov 10 - GIANTKILLERS: Premiership Minnows Stun Wigan Galacticos
29 Nov 2010
Contributed by Lukas
Phil, er, Jim, um, and er, Sam Delaney discuss Wally Downes, the most politically incorrectly named man ever. We sensationally reveal the two sides of...
15 Nov 10 - At Last Three Points! (From Three Matches)
15 Nov 2010
Contributed by Lukas
An all-singing Hammer Time - Phil, Jim and guest Rob Chapman's musical tribute to our pair of drawers. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8...
08 Nov 10 - I've got a bad case of the Farmers...
08 Nov 2010
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by the voice of Upton Park Jeremy Nicholas to discuss their trip to Birmingham and the accuracy of Obina's shoot...
02 Nov 10 - West Ham beat Arsenal in thrilling parallel-universe clash
02 Nov 2010
Contributed by Lukas
Kriss Akabusi joins Phil and Jim in hallucinatory podcast in which Hammers defeat Gunners and move to Athletics Stadium near Stratford. Our GDPR priva...
25 Oct 10 - Lars Attacks and the Behrami of Darkness
25 Oct 2010
Contributed by Lukas
Jim Munro, Rob Chapman and Phil Whelans discuss West Ham movie puns instead of the Newcastle game. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 20...
18 Oct 10 - Dog Boy, Hamburglar And The Inferminator
18 Oct 2010
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Whelans and Sam Delaney wonders where the hell Kris Akabusi is tonight and discuss player nicknames, Wolves, standing up and conjugal prison visi...
04 Oct 10 - Top 4 Finish Now In Doubt-OFFICIAL
04 Oct 2010
Contributed by Lukas
This week we dedicate the entire podcast to your anecdotes about meeting Trevor Brooking at a charity football match. Helping us wade through your ema...
27 Sep 10 - Victor Obinna in Triumphant Farewell Game
27 Sep 2010
Contributed by Lukas
"He was too good for us", says everyone. It's a 14 man game with McCarthy's bacon shinpads and factory fresh knockers, all overseen by Harry the Monol...
21 Sep 10 - 1-1 Victory Celebration Special
21 Sep 2010
Contributed by Lukas
As the Hammers slaughter Stoke 1-1, Phil Whelans and Jim Grant bring in Benji Lanyado to everyone's second favourite podcast and discuss religious hol...
31st Aug 10 - Does Your Agent Know You're Here? (The transfer window opened and closed)
31 Aug 2010
Contributed by Lukas
Rob Shepherd joins Phil Whelans and Jim Grant to discuss Avram, Pardew, Franco and whether 7 losses in a row is on the cards. It's a not the usual lig...
23rd Aug 10 - Two Down, Only Thirty Six to Go
23 Aug 2010
Contributed by Lukas
Jim Grant invites Iain Dale, the World's most influential (West Ham) blogger and host of The Whistleblowers podcast Mark Webster to wonder if this sea...