STOP! Hammer Time - The West Ham Podcast

WTF, LVG?

15 Mar 2016

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Tonight Phil Whelans will be joining Jim Grant where they will discuss the recent match at Manchester United and look ahead to the game against Chelse...

All Four Won and One For All

08 Mar 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Brian Williams and Donner The Hammer, where they will be looking back at the last four wins, as well as ahead to the next cl...

Help Me Obiang, You're Our Only Hope

16 Feb 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Benji Lanyardo and new guest Andy Liddle.Few greater pleasures in life than a list minute win, especially against...

Danger UX-Knee

03 Feb 2016

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This week Phil is deserted by Jim and even Sam doesn't return our calls. So we scrape the barrel and have to rely on the back room staff. Bring in Pau...

The Alex Song Spectacu-lacular

26 Jan 2016

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Phil Whelan's joined by Jim Grant and Jim Dean Dolan of Pride of Irons.#COYIWestHamPodcast.comProduced by Paul MyersA Playback Media Productionplaybac...

The Hateable Eight West Hams Unbeaten Run

14 Jan 2016

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The Hammertime podcast returns where we will be joining Phil Wheelans, Jim Grant, Rob Banks and Brian Williams as they look back at the games against ...

Pre-Boxing Day Post Xmas Day Special

26 Dec 2015

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(Though this depends when you read it of course). Phil, Jim and Don get up early on Boxing Day just to bring you their view on the game ahead. #COYIWe...

Christmas At Sullivan Towers

22 Dec 2015

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Phil Whelans in joined by Jim Grant and Don 'The Don' Perretta tonight! Looking back on the Swansea game, and discussing our tactical approach to the ...

Swansea v West Ham Preview

19 Dec 2015

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Phil Whelans and Cockney Reject Jeff Turner briefly preview the match on December 19 away in England's most westerly county 'Wales'. Will Phil predict...

The Turner Prize

15 Dec 2015

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Phil Wheelans and The Cockney Reject's Jeff Turner chat about our game with Stoke and the upcoming Swansea match.WestHamPodcast.comProduced by Paul My...

Stoke Preview

12 Dec 2015

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Phil and Jim discuss our surprisingly poor current form (results my friend, results), our home record this season and what on earth will happen when S...

Westfield of Dreams

08 Dec 2015

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Phil Wheelans, Jim Grant and Bob Morris chat about broken tofu, metataxman affliction, and urban mason hunting… and of course West Ham!WestHamPodcas...

Oh, Oh Antonio

04 Dec 2015

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In a special bonus podcast Phil, Pete and Kriss Akabusi look forward to our trip to Old Trafford and giving them a spanking at home! Big changes with ...

Mr Boombastic

03 Dec 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Pete Ward and the microphone botherer Akabusi Returns, where there will be discussed the last match against West Brom.WestHa...

McCarthy Hate Campaign Day One

11 Nov 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Brian Williams tonight for a fiery show!For McCarthy's home phone and address, listen to the end.As a listener...

Gilbert and David Sullivan

03 Nov 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Benji Lanyardo tonight.As a listener of the podcast you can get up to £50 free bets. Click Join Ladbrokes and...

Billy Ray Cyrus West Ham Legend

27 Oct 2015

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Host Phil Whelan is joined by special guests Jim & Jeff Turner from the cockney rejects where the guys discuss the cracking result against Chelsea.As ...

Money Back Mancs and More

23 Oct 2015

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Playback's Mike is back again with a mini-pod and some great odds and offers from Ladbrokes. As a listener of the podcast you can get up to £50 free ...

May The Fourth Be With You

20 Oct 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jacob Steinberg and Jim Munro and they start by discussing the usually ignored international break. From there to the latest...

Canary Saves Pigeon Warewolf Looks On

30 Sep 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Brian Williams, Gordon Thrower and Don Perretta where they will be discussing the recent matches against Leicester and Norwi...

Argon: As Good For You Today As Its Always Been

22 Sep 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Pete Ward and Scott Fautley to talk about the performance of the team against Newcastle, the Hammers transfers strategy and ...

Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong

03 Sep 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Sam Delaney and Jim Grant where the guys will be discussing the transfers in light of the closing of the transfer window and...

Jim Grant Farewell Old Friend

27 Aug 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant Sam Delaney and Artist Kosmo Vinyl when today they will discuss the recent games and the players performances, spe...

Croatian Run Down Chart 2

19 Aug 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Trevor Drane to discuss what could have worked better in the team’s performance against Leicester. Plus, an ...

Fiery Madness

12 Aug 2015

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Phil Whelans welcomes Jim Grant and the Delaney brothers to talk about the 2-0 win over Arsenal. They also go in detail over Di Canio’s encounter wi...

All Croatian Music Explained

05 Aug 2015

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As the new season kicks-off, Phil Whelans talks with Jim Grant about what’s ahead and they start with the recent Europa League matches. They discuss...

The Phil Parkes Special - LIVE!

04 Jun 2015

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For the last podcast we asked you on our infamous Facebook group following Adrian's heroic performance this season who is the greatest West Ham goalke...

Farewell Sam, Hello Success

29 May 2015

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In the almost the last podcast of the season Phil Parkes gives us his no holds barred summary of our time with Sam, and it's not all complimentary.Of ...

Xanadon't

11 May 2015

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Hammertime Regulars Jim Grant and Phil Whelans will today be joined by Rob Banks and Pete Ward. They will discuss West Ham's Kublakhant attitude as th...

The Winger Time Forgot

27 Apr 2015

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Hammertime Regulars Jim Grant and Phil Whelans will today be joined by Gordon Thrower. They will be talking about the recent games against Man City an...

Bar Mitzvah Boy

25 Mar 2015

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Jim Grant Don Perretta and Jacob Steinberg will be predicting the results of the next match. Arsenal and Sunderland. Missed Games and the Alex Song Co...

Pride of Irons

10 Mar 2015

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Gareth Thomas from “Pride of Irons” Listeners to Stop! Hammer Time get a £15 / $25 discount with the Hote...

Sam’s Three Steps To Kevin

16 Dec 2014

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Phil Wheelans is joined by podcast regular Jim Grant and Mr Whistleblower, Mark Webster. The guys talk meeting rooms, moving house and the draw away a...

The George Parris Special

10 Dec 2014

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It's Part 2 of our special live edition of STOP! Hammer Time!Phil Whelans, Jim Grant and Rob Chapman are in conversation with George Parris and Kriss ...

Airmiles For Parris

04 Dec 2014

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It's a special live edition of STOP! Hammer Time! Phil Whelans, Jim Grant and Rob Chapman are joined by very special guests George Parris and Kriss Ak...

Big Sam’s Positions Of Maximum Orgasm

26 Nov 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by founding podcast member Pete Ward and Fortune’s Always Hiding founders, Don Perretta and Pete May. The boys talk clumsines...

Live.WestHamPodcast.com

21 Nov 2014

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George Parris is joining Stop! Hammer Time LIVE on December 3rd in SE1 and you're invited too. Reserve a ticket now at http://live.westhampodcast.com ...

Go Fourth And Multiply

10 Nov 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined in the studio by regulars Jim Grant and Don Perretta and on the phone with Chris Hirons from Away Days. The boys talk Ex-Profes...

Mrs Noble, We Love You

03 Nov 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Cass Pennant, Bob Morris and whole host of Hawaiian Hammers! The boys discuss Big Sam, safe standing, and the goo...

Definitely Maybe Not

28 Oct 2014

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant and Jim Munro. The boys talk Oasis tribute bands, flowers and the big win! With Sako breaking records and Big Sam...

Can You Feel The Fourth

20 Oct 2014

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The Champions League is ours. Phil Whelans and Don Perretta are here to discuss our lofty league position after the win against Burnley. We’re in de...

Diamond Geezers

06 Oct 2014

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The original starting line up is back as Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Pete Ward share the love as QPR suffers another loss thanks to the Ha...

Power-dressing, In Love With Kouyate

29 Sep 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Reid and Dave Hall to look back on the defeat to Man United at the weekend and criticise the offside rule. We’re also ...

Alex Song’s Helmet Pelmet

23 Sep 2014

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We’re still on a high after the win against Liverpool at the weekend! Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Jim Munro to analyse the victory and h...

Gordon's Dad or Valencia

16 Sep 2014

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On this shorter than usual Hammertime, host Phil Whelans is joined by Gordon Thrower and first timer comedian John Maloney with special phone guest wr...

Horlicks, Cocoa, Vodka

01 Sep 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Don Perretta to look into our defeat at home to Southampton at the weekend. We’re also looking ahead to our ...

#BringMohamedSalahHome

27 Aug 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by Benji Lanyado and Rob Chapman to reflect on our league win at Palace and the Capital One Cup defeat to Sheffield United. We’...

Carlton Cole’s Self-Controlling Balls

18 Aug 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Rob Banks to assess the first game of the season against Spurs and look back on the summer transfers in and ou...

The Chimp Paradox Sponsored By KFC

24 Jun 2014

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Host Sam Delaney is here with guests Dan Foley and John Crace to ease your pains after an early England exit. Including, Germany vs Ghana and Muntani’...

We've All Bitten Someone

19 Jun 2014

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Sam Delaney, Mark Bircham, Phil Whelans and Paul Tonkinson are looking ahead to the clash between England and Uruguay! Tune in for discussions about T...

ENGLAND SPECIAL! Penalties Preview

19 Jun 2014

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TONIGHT Sam Delaney gets behind Roy's Lions with Alvin Martin, Mark Bircham, Phil Whelans and that EXCLUSIVE phone interview with Sepp Blatter ahead o...

It’ll Go To Penalties Episode 2

17 Jun 2014

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Sam Delaney, Russ Williams and Keith ‘El Presidente’ Dover talk Punditry, Beachwear and England’s attacking football with special guests Tim Lov...

Never Write Off The Germans - World Cup 2014 Preview

11 Jun 2014

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Ashley Blaker finally returns for the panel quiz that taking Brazil by storm, so much so they've staged a World Cup football competition just to coinc...

World Cup 2014 Preview

09 Jun 2014

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I'm Sam Delaney and from Tuesday the 10th of June my new World Cup podcast will be yours to keep forever, as a souvenir of the greatest carnival of fu...

Sack It and See

12 May 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Jeremy Nicholas for an end of season wrap up. A big thanks to all that came to the live show last week, lets d...

The Julian Dicks Special

07 May 2014

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Phil Whelans, Sam Delaney and Jim Grant are joined live, in person by the one and only Julian Dicks! Recorded in front of a Live Studio (Pub) audience...

We Don’t Know What You’re Doing

29 Apr 2014

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TDouble duo Phil Whelans and Jim Grant tackle the podcast this week, although there is a special message from a certain MOTM. It’s groundhog day aga...

A Mexican Yawn

22 Apr 2014

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The original dream team is back to produce a podcast in the West Ham way. We discuss our attempt at trying to win relegation to the Championship and P...

Abseiling Down Bobby Moore

17 Apr 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Sam Delaney and Rob Banks this week. We’re looking ahead to our live podcast on 7th May with the one and only J...

Sing When We're Losing

08 Apr 2014

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Phil Whelan is joined by Jim Grant and Facebook group regular Craig Climpson. Phil is back from his EDL meeting just in time to discuss the Liverpool ...

Boo When We're Winning

01 Apr 2014

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Phil Whelans is join by Jim Grant to discuss an awful home performance, a great away performance, mad footballers, signed pictures, boo gate, middle...

Lazy Susanne

18 Mar 2014

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To celebrate Big Sam's ultimate mega manager of the month and decline since, Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Gordon Thrower for another slogge...

Back in The Game

04 Mar 2014

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Phil Whelans, Don Peretta, Jacob Steinberg are back after a short spell on the sidelines but were straight into the game….analysis vs Everton and ou...

Stand Up If You’re Standing Up

11 Feb 2014

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Phil Whelans, Jim Grant and Rob Chapman talk Car trouble, Aston Villa and the beginning of the end for The Boleyn Ground. Were we threatened at Villa?...

12 Years A Squad Player

05 Feb 2014

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This week Phil Whelans is joined by Riccardo Vaz Te and 19 Century Sam Allardyce, In this episode they give you impressions, predictions and thoughts ...

I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea

05 Feb 2014

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Jim Reid and special guests, Drew Meade and Kevin Hodge from the USA. The boys talk Sherlock, Allardyce and all t...

Licked By A Police Horse

07 Jan 2014

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Keep Saying Happy New Year! Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Pete Ward to look back at a packed festive period including the 3-3 draw with West...

Krissmas Cheer

17 Dec 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Kriss Akabusi and Jim Grant to reflect on the goalless draw with Sunderland and the upcoming clashes with Man Utd and Arsena...

Andy Carroll: The Long Walk To Freedom

10 Dec 2013

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Phil welcomes 'The Don and Webbo', the double act that vaudeville forgot... Keep BFS or dump him? Is the Carroll era over for good? Should we be seein...

Snowed Off

26 Nov 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by David Barratt and a partially conscious Jim White, despite all West Ham’s games being snowed off for the past three weeks!...

No Score Draws – The New Wins

05 Nov 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Benji Lanyado to discuss the goalless draw with Villa, the worrying extent of Andy Carroll’s injury, the pos...

There's Only One Peter Osgood

30 Oct 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Chelsea fan Jim Grant and debutant Vicky Grueber as they discuss the win at Burnley and the draw at Swansea as well as the o...

Vaz Te For England

22 Oct 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Rob Banks and Phil Nice to reflect on the defeat to Man City, Harry Redknapp’s book and the upcoming games against Swansea...

Bag of Ravel's

08 Oct 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Benji Lanyado and Jacob Steinberg to marvel and mirth in delight, over last weekends result against Spurs. Oh and Mark Webst...

West Ham Cock Quiz

30 Sep 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by regular Sam Delaney and from 442 Magazine, Dave Hall. We enjoy a very long worded email from Big Sam, Hull's coffee and sush...

6 Shots And Counting

17 Sep 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Benji Lanyado to reflect on the 0-0 draw with Southampton and our current tally of 6 shots on target in 4 game...

Scared of Flair

03 Sep 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Pete Ward to reflect on our transfer window activity (Carlton who?) and the home defeat against Stoke. Free £...

Stealing The Back Post

30 Aug 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Don Perretta to discuss our games against Newcastle and Cheltenham.Free £20 Bet - Paddypower.com/hammertimePr...

Giggity Giggity Goal!

20 Aug 2013

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by 2nd in command Jim Grant and special guest Kosmo Vinyl, celebrating a perfect start to the season after a win against C...

Not Wading but Downing

14 Aug 2013

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The KotPT are back to save the day as Phil Whelans, Mark Webster and Jim Grant return for a passionate chat over pre-season, transfers and the season ...

End of Season Wrap Party

21 May 2013

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Recorded LIVE at The Jugged Hare in the heart of the City, Phil and Jim bid adieu to the season with regulars Sam Delaney and Whistleblower Mark Webst...

Deconstructing Harry

14 May 2013

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As the season draws to a close Phil brings in some football experts and leaves Jim at the clinic, pre-Reading. Harry Redknapp biographer John Crace gi...

Don Perretta Bathes With the Lobsters

07 May 2013

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Sam Delany and Don Perretta are Phil's guests this week (Jim Grant is 'unwell') with a personal email from David Sullivan and and a blow by blow accou...

Gary O'Neil the Hoarse Whisperer

23 Apr 2013

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The founding fathers are back as Phil and Jim are reunited with Pete Ward who can do a great imitation of Gary O'Neil. Olympic stadium, Wigan, Manches...

A Horse with No Name

16 Apr 2013

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Is the now when your listening to this podcast really now? Or is it now? But what about the live now and the now now? These existential questions and ...

Jim Loves Ginger Nuts

11 Apr 2013

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Phil, Jim and Don 'The Don' Perretta evaluate our draw up at the scallys place and how it was so quiet you could hear the high dog pitched sounds comi...

Is that your Vinyl Answer?

03 Apr 2013

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Phil, Jim and Mark Webster are joined this week by old punk rocker Kosmo. On our glorious rise to promotion from the Premier league, we discuss our sq...

Height = Goal, Live!

22 Mar 2013

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It's like Live Aid, only without Freddie Mercury butting in. We've got Sam Delaney. Also joining on this auspicious live S!HT is Jim Grant. You may r...

Sport's Game – England's Favourite Pastime

05 Mar 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Jim Munro. After a decisive win against Stoke, Big Sam has sent us an email saying he is off to Madrid. Produc...

Di Canio's Italian Job

26 Feb 2013

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Phil's back after three weeks of corporate whorage in Wales and look what happens. Anyway, Pete Ward an original S!HTer is here with a different Jim(J...

Bobby Moore's Claret and Blue Army

19 Feb 2013

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Jim 'Olympic' Grant is the king of the platinum knights this week and is joined by Gordon Thrower and Jacob Steinberg from the Guardian. With Paulo D...

The Double Don One With Sam

12 Feb 2013

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Sam Delaney heads the Platinum Temple this week with trusty side Knight, Don 'The Don' Perretta. Joining on the phone is Don 'The Other Don' Hutchinso...

Arsenal Away: The Silence of the Fans

24 Jan 2013

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The Knights of The Platinum Temple are back with host Phil Whelans, and guests Don Perretta and Mark Webster for a run down of a plethora of games, we...

Plethora of Ricketts

16 Jan 2013

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Phil Whelans this week is joined by Benji Lanyado and Sam Delaney to discuss our beloved Hammers, while a game is actually being played. We talk about...

Wanted: New Song for Carlton Cole

09 Jan 2013

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Phil Whelans is joined by Don Perretta and The Sun online sport editor Jim Munro for the return of podcast. Lots of games to go over, transfer news bu...

Stand Up, Sit Down, Make Some Noise!

19 Dec 2012

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and unfortunately because our last game vs West Brom was a little dull, we've had to draft in super special guest ...

Apollo 13 - West Ham 0

12 Dec 2012

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Phil Whelans is joined by host of the Whistle Blowers podcast Mark Webster and regular hammer Sam Delaney to discuss the leaving of first team coach W...

Theres A Place For That Blue Flag

04 Dec 2012

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Phil is joined by Jim Grant and West Ham poet laurete Gary Steer to bask in the warm after glow of a win over Chelsea. They also delve deep into poetr...

Pie Cast Of Peace

27 Nov 2012

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Joining Phil this week is Jim Grant and Rob Chapman. After a week of not such favourable press for the hammers there's a heart felt plea for equality ...

The Victor Obinna Memorial Shot

20 Nov 2012

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After a specular 1-1 draw with Stoke, Benji Lanyado takes issue with Ethrington's boo boys, KUMB's Gordon Thrower talks more about football than he ev...