STOP! Hammer Time - The West Ham Podcast

F*ckingham Palace

11 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Phil Whelans is joined by Russell Raphael, Jacob Steinberg and James Collins to chat about Crystal bloody Palace last week, we look ahead to Everton, ...

Ginger Pelé

08 Oct 2019

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Join Phil Whelans, Russell Raphael and Jacob Steinberg as we welcome the one and only Ginger Pelé, James Collins for this very special episode! There...

Oh No Roberto

30 Sep 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Munro and Simon Pentol for this evening’s show. We chat about Oxford United and Bournemouth last week, the Women’s t...

Go Fifth and Multiply

23 Sep 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Pete Ward for today’s Stop Hammer Time! We’re feeling triumphant… we discuss VAR, media coverage of mode...

ExWHUemployee, Akabusi, & Haller-lujah!

02 Sep 2019

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Benji Lanyado hosts tonight and is joined by Kriss Akabusi, Jim Grant, and @ExWHUEmployee! We chat about Norwich City last weekend, Aston Villa coming...

Mark Noble - He Bleeds Ham

27 Aug 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Oli Spencer to chat about our game with Watford last weekend, and we discuss our Newport County and Norwich City games this ...

Brighton Rocky

19 Aug 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Gordon Thrower, Dan Silver for today’s show. Pies, pints, Brighton, possession, under-performers and over-perfo...

VAR She Blows

12 Aug 2019

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Welcome back! Phil Wheelans and Jim Grant discus the season ahead, the Man City game, VAR, and we ask the eternal question: are good things bad or are...

Carroll Signs! (Own Cast)

21 May 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Russell Raphael and Jim Munro. We wrap up the season! We discuss our players and performances, areas for improvem...

El Paraguay Guy

08 May 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Simon Pentol. We discuss the Southampton game on Saturday, transfers, look forward to Watford, and lots more! ...

Thrust In Motion - Antonio’s Celebrations Decoded

30 Apr 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and James Kearns. We chat about that very excellent game... and we offer thoughts on the upcoming Southampton matc...

Take Your Whistle and F**k Off

23 Apr 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Gary Killington. We discuss both the men’s and women’s teams games over the last week. We look back at Man...

Edin Hazard Don’t Sign Džeko!!!

09 Apr 2019

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and George Mann for today’s show. We discuss the Chelsea game - and matters arising from that - we look towards...

Pellardyce - Hammers Go Long Ball

02 Apr 2019

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Pete Ward, Jim Dolan and James Datson.  We discuss Everton on Saturday, we look forward to Chelsea next Monday, James spea...

Rolls Rice

26 Mar 2019

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant, Rob Banks, Jeff Turner for today’s Hammer Time. We’re catching up after the break and looking back on our ga...

Billy Bites Your Bum

06 Mar 2019

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Russel Raphael and Jim Reid. We discuss the Fulham, Man City and Newcastle games, and we look forward to Cardiff City this ...

Hammer and Nail Salon

12 Feb 2019

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant, Simon Pentol, and Jim Dolan. We’re discussing our game against Crystal Palace last Saturday, we look forward t...

Uppity Clipperty Klopp

05 Feb 2019

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant, Colin Milne, and Phillip Pit for tonight’s show. We get into all sorts currently West Ham, including our games...

Yah Mo Be There

22 Jan 2019

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Sam Delaney and Kiran Moodley. We discuss the Bournemouth game, the upcoming Wimbledon and Wolves games, and lots more.  S...

All Hands on Dec

15 Jan 2019

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant, Benji Lanyado, and Kosmo Vinyl. Discussing our improvement and other optimisms, West Ham support abroad, our vic...

Introducing Woke Sullivan

08 Jan 2019

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Phil Wheelans, Jim Grant, and James Kearns bring you the first show of 2019! We discuss a range of topics, we span our games since our last podcast: W...

Staying Up With The Decorations

17 Dec 2018

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Colin Milne and Russell Raphael for this week’s show! After our 4 wins in a row, we ask has West Ham turned any kind of c...

Chariot of the Snods

11 Dec 2018

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Gary Killington and Colin Milne for today’s show! We’ve won three games in a row! We discuss our results and performanc...

Arthur Masuaku 2 - On The Rocks

27 Nov 2018

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Rob Banks and Gordon Thrower this week. We’re looking at the Man City match, and forward to Newcastle and Cardiff, amongs...

City Win Inevitable, Say Experts

14 Nov 2018

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Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant, Simon Pentol, and Russell Raphael. We dive deep into our squad and analyse what’s really been working and what...

...And We Don’t Care. Alvin Martin Part 2

09 Nov 2018

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It's the second part of our Alvin Martin special where Phil, Jim and Sam get naked and jump in the hot tub to know more intimate details about the man...

Alvin Martin: He’s Got No Hair

07 Nov 2018

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This week it's a very special West Ham hero tribute pod, as we welcome Alvin Martin!  Phil Whelans, Jim Grant and Sam Delaney roll out the red carpet...

Farewell to Yarms

24 Oct 2018

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jeremy Nicholas, Jim Grant and Robert Banks review West Ham's defeat to Spurs in the premier league. What categorises a...

Rice Makes Pudding of Mourinho

03 Oct 2018

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Benji Lanyado today, discussing Chelsea, Macclesfield, Man United, and we look forward to the game away at Bri...

Whelans: Conduit to the Gods, Says Whelans

18 Sep 2018

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Phil Whelan is joined by Jim Grant, Jim Munro, and James Kearns.  We look back to Everton last Sunday, and look forward to Chelsea this Sunday coming...

Dirty Sanchez

04 Sep 2018

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Phil Whelan is joined by Jim Grant, Jim Munro and George Mann to exchange views on the dispiriting defeat to Wolves last weekend. Hear more from AJ Th...

Hair Imagery Discussed in Modern Football

28 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Phil Whelan is joined by Mark Sandell to dissect the disappointing result to Arsenal, look ahead to Wolves on the weekend and contemplate the positive...

What would Elon do?

21 Aug 2018

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Phil Whelans Is joined by Rob Banks and Simon Pentol to talk about Rob’s new book “irrational hatred of everything”, how the season is going so ...

When The Fun Stops, Start

07 Aug 2018

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Back for the 2018-19 season, Phil Whelan is joined by Jim Grant and Sam Delaney to discuss the summer transfer window activity, reminisce about the Ru...

Sullivan Out Says Moyes

15 May 2018

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On this final podcast of the season, Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Simon Pentol to discuss the last results of the 2017-18 campaign and the ...

This Means Warnock

09 May 2018

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and James Kearns as they discuss West Ham’s official survival in the Premier League, assess their squad for next...

Carroll Heads Home Twice in 4-1 Defeat

01 May 2018

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Donner the Hammer aka Russell Rafael to dissect the disappointing result at the hands of Man City and look at ...

My Hart Will Go On… Letting Goals In

24 Apr 2018

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Phil Whelan is joined by Jim Munro, George Mann and Gordon Thrower to talk West Ham’s latest premier league results against Stoke and Arsenal, as we...

Pea Shooter

10 Apr 2018

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Pete May to discuss the Chicharito wonder goal at the 1-1 draw away to Chelsea and look ahead to run in for th...

Bungalow For Sale

03 Apr 2018

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Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Gary Killington and Simon Pentol to discuss the comfortable win against Southampton in the league. Is this th...

Blood And Popcorn

13 Mar 2018

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Host Phil Whelan is joined by Jim Grant, James Kerns and Trevor Drane to discuss the defeat against Burnley and the drama at the ground over the weeke...

1-2 Home Win Predicts Geographically Challenged Man

06 Mar 2018

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Mark Walker to discuss the game against Swansea on the weekend. Stop! Hammer Time is backed for the season by ...

#WhoopieDoopieTime

27 Feb 2018

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Join this week’s show with host Phil Whelans and guests Jim Grant, Benji Lanyardo and Paul Turner as they catch up on the loss to Liverpool last Sat...

Brush With Disaster

20 Feb 2018

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Rob Banks, Dave Morley and Iain Dale to reflect on how the Olympic Stadium is shaping up as the Hammers new home under ...

David Moyes' Claret and Blue Arny

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s Stop! Hammer time, host Phil Whelans, alongside Jim Grant and Dave Hall reflect over the recent Watford victory and dissect the plann...

Fiery Mayhem

07 Feb 2018

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On this week’s Stop! Hammer Time, Phil Whelans, alongside Sam Delaney & Jim Dean Dolan reflect over the recent Brighton & Palace results, analyse th...

Rob Phils In

29 Jan 2018

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Join this week’s host Rob Banks with guests James Kearns and Colin Milne as they reflect over the Wigan game on Saturday, Masuaku’s six match ban ...

Injury Lawyers 4 U

23 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Simon Pentol and Peter Wards to discuss David Moyes and Ricardo Vaz Tê’s performances, the crisis with team in...

C'mon Phil The Moyes

11 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, James Kerns from the H List Blog and Kosmo Vinyl to discuss the FA cup game against Shrewsbury, the January ...

Amoyesing Groyce

09 Jan 2018

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, James Kerns from the H List Blog and Kosmo Vinyl to discuss the results over the busy Christmas period! Stop...

All Hail The Moyes'iah

18 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and George Mann to discuss the latest string of results against Chelsea, Arsenal and Stoke in the Premier Lea...

Moyes in the black stuff

05 Dec 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Rob Banks and Gary Killington to discuss the traumatic result at Everton and the loss away at City.  Stop! ...

Moyes Я Us

28 Nov 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Don The Hammer, Jeremy Dean and Simon Pentol to discuss the draw against Leicester and the upcoming games against Evert...

Moyes Keeps Swinging

22 Nov 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Nick Hildred to discuss the first game under David Moyes against Watford and lookahead to Leicester in th...

Moyes The Pity

07 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Mark Sandell and Simon Pentol to discuss the appointment of David Moyes at West Ham with the departure of Bi...

Ayew 'Avin A Laugh?

02 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look ahead to the massive Saturday evening game v Liverpool Stop! Hammer Time is backed for the season by Ladbrokes. Sign up and deposit up t...

Golden Showers, Golden Memories

01 Nov 2017

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This week the show discusses the extraordinary comeback at Wembley v Spurs and the draw v Palace and looks forward to the Sat eve game v Liverpool. S...

Rice Hatrick Saves Bilic's Job, Imagines Man

23 Oct 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Pete May and Joe Fordham to discuss the disappointing loss against Brighton at home, Bilic's rocky spell at the club an...

Hart’s Not In It

20 Oct 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Sam Delaney, Benji Lanyardo and Jeremy Dein QC to discuss their list of great West Ham keepers.Stop! Hammer Time is bac...

A.C/Dicey

18 Oct 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Sam Delaney, Benji Lanyardo and Jeremy Dein QC to discuss the result against Burnley on the weekend.Stop! Hammer Time i...

Best 11: Hart's Not In It

28 Sep 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Pete Ward to chat about the draw with West Brom, the win over Bolton, and the upcoming games for West Ham...

Little Pead Off

26 Sep 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Pete Ward to discuss the defeat against Spurs and the atmosphere at the new ground.Stop! Hammer Time is b...

Arnautović 2nd Red Card Preview

15 Sep 2017

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Host Phil Wheelans is joined by Mark Sandell and George Man to discuss the end of the transfer window and lookahead to the upcoming game against West ...

Ayew Experienced?

12 Sep 2017

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Host Phil Wheelans is joined by Mark Sandall and George Mann to discuss the great result against newly promoted Huddersfield town.Stop! Hammer Time is...

"There is a Fire Drill"

29 Aug 2017

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Host Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant, Rob Banks and James Kearns to discuss the loss at St James's Park and the future of Bilic at the club.Stop!...

Are You West Ham In Disguise?

17 Aug 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Joe Fordham and Don Perretta to discuss the upcoming game against Southampton. Also, a look at transfer targets.Stop! H...

37 Games To Save Our Season

17 Aug 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by Joe Fordham and Don Perretta to discuss the loss to Man Utd at Old Trafford, injuries, and is Slaven under pressure? St...

Hammers Crush Red Devils Predicts Idiot

11 Aug 2017

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Host Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant to discuss the first game of the season against Man Utd at Old Trafford. Stop! Hammer Time is backed for the...

Hip Hip Hooray

08 Aug 2017

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Host Phil Wheelans is joined by Jim Grant for the first podcast of the season to discuss the summer transfer window and look forward to the 2017 - 201...

Wagner Wagner What's The Score?

23 May 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Pete May, and Don The Hammer to reflect on the season, in which the Hammers finished 11th in the Premier League.P...

Least Worst Hammertime of The Year

16 May 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Gordon Thrower, Mark Sandell and James Kearns to talk about the defeat against Liverpool and discuss the Hammers performanc...

Safety Announcement

09 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Host Phil Whelans is joined by guests Jim Grant and George Mann to chat about the win against Spurs and the upcoming game against Liverpool.Who will W...

You say Lukaku, I say Masuaku

25 Apr 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by guests Trevor Drane, Joe Fordham and Jim Reed to chat about the recent string of draws against Everton and Sunderland a...

Hammers Stumble In Relegation Push

11 Apr 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, James Kearns, and Don The Hammer to discuss the previous two games including the win against Swansea.Plus, is Bil...

WHU Poetry Smackdown

04 Apr 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Mark Sandell to discuss the 2-1 loss to Hull in detail - what is West Ham's best defence? Also, they look at t...

Relegation Disaster Special

21 Mar 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Benji Lanyardo and Tony Way to talk the 3-2 saga - part I against Bournemouth and then the sequel against Leicester. Plus: a...

We’re Not West Ham Anymore?

07 Mar 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Don Perretta and Brian Williams to discuss the performance against Chelsea and where can the team be improved.\Plus, what ro...

Men of Men of Iron

01 Mar 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Rob Banks and the men behind the new Iron Men film, which depicts life at Upton Park and what the emotions create...

Trump at right wing back

21 Feb 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and James Kearns to talk about West Brom game. westhampodcast.com@westhampodcastProduced by Paul MyersEngineered B...

We Love You big tits

07 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Phil Whelans is joined by Gordon Thrower and George Mann to talk about the win away over Southampton.Plus, Andy Carroll’s fantastic form and they ac...

Andy Carrolls Communist Witchhunt

31 Jan 2017

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Host Phil Whelans is joined by guests Paul Myers and Jim Reed to chat about the result against Middlesbrough and discuss the current line up of West H...

Carrollzinger

17 Jan 2017

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Phil Whelans is joined by Mark Webster and Mark Sandell to talk about the win over Palace and the Payet affair. westhampodcast.com@westhampodcastProdu...

Mike Dean, Schrodinger’s prat

10 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In the first show of the year, Phil Whelans is joined by Gordon ‘gnome’ Thrower and Donner the Hammer to look back at the Hammers performance over...

Wantaway Post - I Want Champions League

20 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Pete May today, where the guys discuss news surrounding The Hammers as they go into the new year as well as a ...

Simply The Best

15 Dec 2016

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Today's Hammer Time is hosted by Mark Sandell, who will be joined by Arif Mahmood, Joe Fordham and Paul Myers. The guys are joined by West Ham and cul...

You Lose Some You Lose Some

06 Dec 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Brian Williams and Phil Nice where they will be catching up on the last three games against Man UTD and Arsenal, ...

It’s all up for grabs

22 Nov 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Mark Sandell and Joe Fordham to talk about Joe’s book No Place Like Home and the performances against Stoke and Tottenham....

Lukaku, the case for Brexit

02 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Phil Whelans is joined by Paul Myers, Jim Grant and Tony Way and they start by talking about the matches against Chelsea and Everton Plus, they discus...

Wilkonnen, Bien Venue, Welcome Chelsea Brexiters

25 Oct 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Andrew Liddle, where the topic of discussion will be recent West Ham news, updates on the new stadium move as ...

Respect The Point Says Ex-England Manager

05 Oct 2016

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On tonights show Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Don Perretta and Brian Williams where they will be looking back at the point earnt against Middl...

Hog Roast United PLC

26 Sep 2016

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On tonights show Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Cockney Rejects Jeff Turner! The guys discuss the result in the EFL Cup and the loss at home ...

The Hateful 8 (goals Conceded)

19 Sep 2016

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On tonights show Phil Whelans is joined by Benji Lanyado where the guys discuss the poor result against West Brom and the current situation within the...

Premature Evacuation

13 Sep 2016

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On tonights show hosted by Phil Whelans we have guests Pete Ward, Robert Banks and Jim Munro discussing all things Hammers.Sign up to a new kind of fa...

R.E.(Antoni).O Speedwagon

30 Aug 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Mark Webster for tonight's Hammertime!Sign up to a new kind of fantasy football at fanduel.co.uk with our prom...

Stick It Up Your Sticker Book

23 Aug 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant and Brian Williams.Sign up to a new kind of fantasy football at fanduel.co.uk with our promo code HAMMERTIME, FanD...

Housewarming Party

09 Aug 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Rob Banks and Dom Delaney for the first podcast of the season!thewhistleblowers.net@footballpodcastProduced by Paul Myers an...

The Smell On Joachim Low's Finger

14 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Bonjour! Mark Webster is joined by Theo Delaney from The Spurs Show, Phil Whelans from STOP! Hammer Time and journalist Andy Brassell!We look at the o...

The Green Street Grass of Home

11 May 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, David P.Lewis and Clyde Longcake and they start by discussing the Hammers latest matchesPlus, they bid farewell t...

Thick and Fast (Remastered Version)

21 Apr 2016

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Phil Whelans is joined by Benji Lanyardo and Jim Dean Dolan and they start by discussing the trip to Leicester and what to take from that match. Plus,...

Vive Le Laque Libre

04 Apr 2016

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Tonight Phil Whelans will be joining Jim Grant, Rob Banks and Jim Munro where they will discuss the recent win against Crystal Palace and look ahead t...