The truth about the couch
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This is Believe one network every topic everywhere. Okay, our friends. So today we are reading a story for you. Um, that's kind of gonna be a silly one, I think. Well, I don't know if it's gonna be silly. It it is It is hopefully going to be silly because otherwise I'm not sure what to make about this. Um It has A fox on the cover of it, but it also has a couch. And I'm not sure what these two things have to do with one another, but we'll find out. The name of the story is called The Truth About the Couch. And this was written by Adam Rubin, and the art is by Liniers. And it's gonna be read today by mommy and and Philip. So run and grab your copy of this book and we're gonna make our way through it. And hopefully we will all have a very good laugh.
And if you don't have a copy of this book Uh run. Yeah. Run over to our Amazon affiliates page. You can find it on Amazon. I will link you to it nice and easy. And we will enjoy this together. Ready? Let's do it. Okay, so we open the book and we see The fox. And he says to us, Psst, hey, you know what this thing is? Yeah, that's right. It's a couch. But I'm here to tell ya what the furniture police. Don't want you to know. Listen close. I'll explain. Everything. And so he tucks behind a curtain. comes back out, his arms are full, he says. I brought visual aids. And here we go.
The truth about
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most folks think about a couch and they think of something like this. And there are about a million different species of couches out there. And in the picture we see, yeah, there's sectionals, Chesterfields, day beds, inflatables, a car couch, a futon to pull out a lip couch, a circle couch A whole lot. Oh, a banquet. Mm-hmm. And he says, I personally own this one here. And my friend Charlie has one at them. So he's sitting On that same couch we saw at the beginning. It's uh Kind of like orangey and green. No,
it's red with blue and red francons.
Is that blue or green? Like a bluish greenish? Yeah, okay. All right. And he points over and his friend Charlie's laying on a yellow couch, which I kind of like. Most people think couches are for setting on. That's true. But also sleeping, eating, video games, family photos, celebrity interviews, mmm, psychological analysis, good heavens, dance parties. Pillow sliding? What? You've never heard of pillow sliding?
Yeah, actually I have.
Hang on a second. I I got one here somewhere. So now there's a picture and he holds it up. Okay, first of all. Wait. Who are you? Because someone else has walked into the scene. Who is it? He's a Passion. Yeah, he's a
Passion. A Posham.
And he says, You can't show that to children. Someone could break their neck. has this machine th in his hands and it goes beep and then suddenly
Black tape is on your picture.
There's um something over the image so that we can't see it. The image is no longer visible for us. We don't know what's on this anymore. Okay.
I do.
The possum says he Hey don't show that The fox is annoyed. What are you the furniture police? Flouriteshire police here Oh no Wait. What's the furniture police? He doesn't even know and he's scared, oh heavens. They're a secret elite force enforcement squadron. They ride dinosaurs and lasso runaway couches with barbed wires. Really? Yeah, if you overfeed a couch, it goes berserk. In fact, when they grow the baby couches on the farm hang on a second. Couches don't grow on a farm? Sure they do. Can't farmers Plant tiny little couch seeds. What do you think we get the term couch potato? And so it kinda looks like maybe the the Couch grows in the ground like a potato? I don't know, the possum is not having it. The possum is very confused.
He pulls out his gun, the possum shoots the gun, and bleep now we can't see the picture anymore. Listen, Bucko, you can't go around here spreading a bunch of nonsense. You promise to tell the truth about the couch. Ugh fine. says the fox. Couches like to eat coins. Well yeah, that's that that is actually true. Have you ever seen a couch eat a coin before?
Yep. I open up the cushions of a couch and I see the coin down there.
Really? Yeah. Amazing.
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