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Stuff You Should Know

Short Stuff: Safety Coffins

18 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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Welcome to the short stuff. I'm Josh and there's Chuck and Jerry's here too. Dave's here in spirit. So this is a short stuff that we can begin now.

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That's right, Josh. Let me set the stage. It's 1799. Founding Father George Washington is on his deathbed. He calls over his secretary, Tobias Lear, and says, I am just going.

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Have me decently buried. But do not let my body be put into the vault in less than three days after I'm dead, because you never know.

112.179 - 114.781 Chuck

That is the last part. But that's basically what he was saying.

Chapter 2: What historical fears led to the invention of safety coffins?

289.23 - 293.436 Josh

And so he would know about patents, even ones in Central Europe from the 18th century.

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294.517 - 319.33 Josh

And at this time, the argument that's made for the kind of sudden appearance for them is that this coincides with the popularity of romanticism, which kind of came as a backlash to the rationalism of enlightenment, the Enlightenment. And romanticism is like, no, there's stuff beyond this life that we can't see. There's beauty in nature.

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319.35 - 338.876 Josh

There's like all of the stuff that you can't just think your way out of or think you're like things that you can't see that actually do exist. And there's probably some sort of afterlife. And who knows whether the people are fully gone. This eventually led to the rise of mediums and spiritualism.

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339.256 - 356.653 Josh

And there was just this kind of zeitgeist that the dead could conceivably still be in some sort of contact or communication, which doesn't directly go to taphophobia. But if you're already thinking like, I don't want to be buried alive, this would probably goose you into potentially buying a safety coffin.

357.055 - 357.777 Chuck

Yeah, for sure.

Chapter 3: What was George Washington's concern about being buried alive?

357.817 - 370.363 Chuck

I mean, the sort of a popular idea at the time was that the veil is very thin between life and death. Ah, yes. And, like, how thin could it be? Like, maybe so thin where you bury me by accident.

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370.784 - 373.61 Josh

Yeah, like poor Bill Pullman in Serpent and the Rainbow.

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373.63 - 382.997 Chuck

Oh, yeah. Or... Kiefer Sutherland's wife in that movie, which was a remake of a foreign film.

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383.618 - 396.335 Josh

So good. Both of them were. It was one of those rare films where the American adaptation was just as good as the European original. Both of them are worth seeing. What were those called?

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396.395 - 398.458 Chuck

The Vanishing? Yeah, Vanishing.

398.478 - 418.281 Josh

Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. And then also that poor guy who almost got buried in the twilight zone, but he he started crying because he was so sad and scared. And some nurse, one of the nurses noticed his tear was like, doctor, he's still alive right before I think they did an autopsy on him.

418.548 - 420.752 Chuck

Yeah. Or like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.

421.533 - 439.645 Josh

That's a great one, too. Sure. I think also Barnabas Collins you can make a case for in Dark Shadows. The TV show, not the terrible, terrible, terrible movie. I didn't see that. I saw 20 minutes of it. I was like, oh, boy, like these people should be individually shamed for this.

440.941 - 451.217 Chuck

It was Tim Burton, wasn't it? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So we're going to take a break and call Tim Burton, tell him to think about what he's done, and we'll be right back with Safety Coffins.

Chapter 4: What is taphophobia and why was it significant in the 1800s?

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And then the next day he shouted, I got a poop through the tube. Nine days, Chuck. Let's think about that.

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937.202 - 939.465 Chuck

Yeah, that's a long time. And that seems verified.

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940.12 - 964.014 Josh

Yeah. There's one other thing, too, that we can't not mention. We've definitely mentioned him before, but I find it so fascinating. Timothy Clark Smith, whose grave in New Haven, Vermont, not Connecticut, back in, I think, 1893, was fitted out with a window that looked down the six feet to his face. Oh, that's right.

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That was exposed so that passersby could check on him to make sure that he wasn't alive. Right. Oh, man. And it's still there today, except you just can't see very far because the window's kind of, well, it's more than 100 years old.

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977.491 - 985.44 Chuck

Yeah, that's too bad. You got anything else, man? I got nothing else. Then say it. Then I guess short stuff is out.

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