Submarine and A Roach
Episodes
Episode 154: The walking episode!
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk. TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records fro...
Episode 153: "Slave Trade & Mirror Sex"
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Download the gomoney app: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach,&quo...
Episode 152: "Why the British are the best sailors in the world"
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the return of the MA-yowa! On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism! Enjoy...
Episode 151: "Why Would You Choose To Live Like This?"
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Download the gomoney app: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submari...
Episode 150: "Jonah Hill is the only Bae you should Watch?"
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Download the gomoney app: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Title: "Laugh Riot with Submarine and a Roach: Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and...
Episode 149: "New Thunder Pt 1" ft Thee Inbetween
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey people! New crossover episode with Natasha and Toni aka the supremely chaotic and intelligent women of "Thee Inbetween" podcast! On thi...
Episode 148: "I Can't Sleep With Babes That Haven't Travelled"
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This Submaroach Episode is brought to you by GoMoney. Download the app: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach
Episode 147: Stallion vs Kalakuta
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Back with another Game show episode! This Time, TMT and Koj go head to head. Will Koj win? Will TMT prevail? Or with they both realize that Mayow...
Episode 146: "Squeaky Like Old Mama's Car"
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Subaroach is brought to you by app.hireme.net Welcome to Nigeria's premier comedy podcast! Get ready for a rib-cracking experience as...
Episode 145: "Does Your Podcast Make Money? Go Money > Audio Money"
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The second Submaroach Episode of the week is brought to you by GoMoney. Download the app: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Get ready to bu...
Episode 144: "Your Son Is A Delicacy To Us"
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Young Nigerians/Africans looking for internships or graduate jobs? You want to check out app.hireme.net. The best platform for young people to kicksta...
Episode 143: "Trivia Boyz"
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
New episode alert! The boys play a hilarious trivia and talk about what they think happened this week in pop culture but mostly themselves.
Episode 142: "Ozempic Lives Matter"
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Episode 141: "Pastor Tobi is an A&R"
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to "Submarine and a Roach," the podcast where hosts Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj dive deep into intriguing and thought-provoking topics. In ...
Episode 140: "On Your Prostate We Shall Stand"
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach...
Episode 139: "You Need Liver To Steal Kidney"
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach, where three of the most hilarious hosts on the Nigerian podcast scene - Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj -...
Episode 138: "Dele Momodu is a Runz Girl"
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Think about the messiest person you know. It's a man that hosts Submaroach, right? On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys get into: Dyin...
Episode 137: "I might be ready to be an uncle"
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
New episode! Old friends! New adventures! On this boys only Submaroach episode we discuss, 1. Hanging out with kids. 2. Airplane tantrums. 3. Fake w...
Episode 136: "Wife's Clothes on Close Friends"
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More chaos from the chaos boys. Happy to be here to be your friends and get you through the week. Art is lyf.
Episode 135: "Grandfather Olympics"
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello friends, listeners and ops, Although we may not love you all equally, we certainly strive to put out a quality of work so pure that the podca...
Episode 134: "Wicked People Be Fast Forwarding Our Ads"
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry for the delay! There's a detailed explanation 10 minutes into the episode. Love you guys! I'll never fuck up again, I promise.
Episode 133: "Erection Malpractice & Boner Suppression"
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we decompress!! Happy listening!
Episode 132: "Jesus Christ is a Yoruba Man"
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the guys get into: Recent linkup between Nigerian business magnate Tony Elumelu and politician Bola Tinubu...
Episode 131: "Pearl Clutching"
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys! This week your boys come through speaking their native tongue, talking life, comedy and in a time of politics and football anddd  ...
Episode 130: "There Was A Country"
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of the podcast is a walk down memory lane as we have a very special guest who takes us on a journey through time and space. Growing up in...
Episode 129: "My name is Omolekan"
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode the whole gang shows up to discuss: 1. Homelessness 2. What we can say and can't say 3. Cannibals 4. our friends who are bad at dating...
Episode 128: "The Rich Kids of Nigerian Podcasting"
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys are joined by Adesuwa, host of The Dirty Lie Podcast and they all get into: Parents regretting th...
Episode 127: "Food and Politics ft Opeyemi Famakin"
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode TMT and Mayowa are joined by Nigeria's Biggest Food Critic, Opeyemi Famakin to discuss 1. Politics. 2. Restaurants. 3. The Gramm...
Episode 126: "Bonded by Depression"
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Submaroach, Tmt & Koj have a hilariously vulnerable conversation. Listen to them discuss: Overfamiliarity Death Threats Fri...
Introducing "Problem Man" by TMT (Help me)
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys, TMT here. I kinda/sorta need your help launching my new Video Podcast "Problem Man". If you're going through any funny/interesti...
Episode 125: "Silver Spoon Suffering" ft WANI
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this especially chaotic episode of Submaroach, Mayowa and TMT talk to equally chaotic artist WANI and talk about 1. Leaving Nigeria to unlock...
Episode 124: "Toxic Masculinity Nearly Ended My Life"
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Submarine and A Roach, Koj is joined by his friend Emmanuel for a thrilling episode of #KOJandFriends! They get into a variety of topics:...
Episode 123: "S.A.N - Senior Awoken Negro"
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New year guys! We're here, we're back! TMT and KOJ going down a rabbit hole of nonsense and kind of die in it. It's pretty fun...
Episode 122: "My mum works for NDLEA"
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TMT is dead. Long live TMT! This week, KOJ and Mayowa are joined by Ugo, Folake, and Kemi in the Submaroach studios and they discuss among other...
Episode 121: "Thin, Long and Curved"
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Submarine and a Roach the boys debate morality and the fall of man through these particular topics. 1. Cuppy calling TMT hungry. &n...
Episode 120: "God bless Stephanie Coker"
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Koj, Mayowa and TMT get into another session of wild ass conversations that skirt around popular culture but edge the gates of hell. 1. We take ...
Episode 119: "We had a secret show and we taped it"
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 119 features listeners of the podcast and we get into nonsense as usual. This episode ends abruptly but don't be alarmed!
Episode 118: “Show me your group chat and I’ll show you who you are”
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys! The boys are back and all in the same room for the first time in 4 years! They’re drinking, going to weddings and catching up with p...
Episode 117: "Bitches Dey This World Mehn"
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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Episode 116: "@bolu_ay a.k.a Jola's brother" #KOJandFriends
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, KOJ is joined by a TL fave and they get into: Interests and Hobbies Nigeria's Presidential elections Conte...
Episode 115: "People Need to Stop Dying in Public, Please!!"
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, it's just KOJ talking out his ass on various topics. Listen to him go on about: Canceling TMT and Mayowa for *ALLEGEDLY* celebratin...
Episode 114: "The Luckiest Bodyguard"
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is Episode 114 with Mayowa, KOJ & Tmt and they get into: The Queen The Queen's Opps Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos' Opps The Headies Burna ...
Episode 113: "You Heard It Here First" (ft. AYLØ)
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Submarine and A Roach x Aylø link up featuring: - Lagos yarns - Raising money as a creative - Album titles and themes - Marijuana etc.
Episode 112: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the oiliest of them all?"
04 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to Donawon about how life and his career. How he went from Selling Dashiki’s in school to managing T...
Episode 111: "I'm not in the mood for therapy"
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the #1 Christian Podcast in Nigeria. Today's Sermon is brought to you by Pastor TMT and Pastor KOJ of Smooth,...
Episode 110: "Sapa is a Crazy Thing and Crazy Things are Happening"
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Koj and TMT run through their lives and world events in this funky hip new episode of your favourite podcast! Have a great week people!
Episode 109: "How do you feel about organ harvesting?"
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mayowa and TMT sit down and discuss: TMT's birthdat Tems at the BET Awards Mayowa’s Sojourn Glamour girls reviews and obviously, Organ Harvesting
Episode 108: "Nigerian False Idol "
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Boys are back! KOJ, TMT AND MAYOWA TEAM UP TO DISCUSS: LOVE ISLAND MAYOWA'S ENCOUNTER WITH SANWOLU A BIT OF NAIJ POLITICS SOME MUSIC STUFF REAL...
Episode 107: "Odogwu don't steal my wife"
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mayowa and TMT chop it about: Burna boy Drake dominance Nigerian Rap Twitter spaces/clubhouse How companies kill other companies
Episode 106: "Love and War"
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Mayowa and TMT talk politics, love and music!
Episode 105: "Nature vs NURTW"
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some of the boys are back to about nothing at all. We missed you. Hope you missed us too.
Episode 104: "Ibadan Man vs Alcohol, Alcohol Wins"
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the Blue Corner we have the Ibadan Stallion and in the Red Corner, we have a Bottle of Whiskey. Listen very closely to this...
Episode 103: "I Love Stealing Lighters" ft @niyiokeowo
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
New episode alert.!!!!🚨🚨🚨 TMT returns from his suspension with a new friend, multidisciplinary artist and creative mercenary Niyi Okeowo and...
Episode 102: "Elon Musk - African Giant or AG Baby for Short"
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Submarine and A Roach babyy! It's late but like it's still Tuesday in North America. Listen to Mayowa & KOJ get into: - TMT's suspension from the podc...
Easter Bonus: "F R I E N D S"
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Easter Break but we couldn't leave you guys hanging. The content a couple weeks old but the jokes are fresh af! Tap in and listen to us discuss: - Re...
Episode 101: "That VS #eChoke" ft @TeezeeDRB
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 101 - Introduction To Episodes (Jk jk!) We have Teezee in the house and we get into a yaaaarrrnnnzzzzz: - Viagra - Dick Waffles - Dick Me...
Episode 100: "For Your Consideration" ft @tosanwilts
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the 100th Episode of the Podcast, we're joined by Tosan Wilts, a long time friend of the pod and radio personality. He helps the team achieve GOAT ...
Episode 99: "TmtIsFresh? Haven't Heard That Name In Years"
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I say episode 98 a bunch but it's actually 99. On this episode, we get into: - Loiter Squad - Music Listening Habits - Educating Yourself Outside of ...
Episode 98: "Emperor's New Bros"
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 98 ya bish! Enjoy
Episode 97 "No, Not This One"
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is not the Santi episode but it's close. On this episode, it's just Tmt & Koj cos logistics ya feel me? On Ep97 this episode: - Coming of age - W...
Episode 96: "Don't let Yasmin design the Submaroach Tats"
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey pals! In this therapy session the trio discuss: - Kanye - Davido - Getting tattoos - Vices - Getting fits off
Episode 95: "This Is 93's Best On Your 95th Episode" (ft. @freshldrb)
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Better late than never but like! This is as chaotic as it gets, as usual, we get into bare tings! We get into: - World War 3 (Who wants to know what J...
Episode 95: "This is 93's Best on Your 95th Episode" (ft. @FreshLDRB) [Trailer]
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is a trailer for Episode 95 featuring Fresh L.
Episode 94 "Make Nollywood Actresses Sing Again (MAGA)"
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's late but on my COUNTRY(cos this ain't got shit to do with my momma) this shit is worth every second you spent drooling over it. We kick things o...
Episode 93: "Mayowa is the only person that has caught Ire Balogun"
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mayowa, Koj and TMT discuss 1. Reno Omokiri 2. Door 2 door sales 3. The "talk" 4. Tiktok for kids 5. Scammers
Episode 92: "God Proposes, Man Disposes"
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are 2 peculiar phrases on this episode "Spectacular Privilege" & "Genitalia Gerrymandering". Besides this mastery of the English language, we ge...
Episode 91: "Sunday Morning, Collecting BJ In Osapa London"
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
S/o 2 all the real fuckers worldwide. Submarine and a Roach episode 91 is one for the books, we start off talking celebrity rights with Martin Luther ...
Episode 90: "I Was Chased By A Mad Woman In Lekki" (ft. @abbaTmakama)
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we're joined by filmmaker Abba Makama and we get into: - Mummy G.O - Nollywood - Juju - Hot Sauce and there's mad Sub...
Episode 89: "Mayowa & Google Vs TMT & Dry Gin"
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This Episode is dedicated to everyone we do the poddy for. As usual, it's a rollercoaster of a conversation but we get somewhere eventually.
Episode 88: "I Don't Plan On Being Better This Year"
04 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to 2022! Ain't shit changed but we're here and we're happy to be back podding. On this episode, the guys discuss: - The Nigeria-Ghana music i...
Episode 87: "Crackercature" (ft. @tabithapls)
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
KOJ and TMT and joined by Tabi who helps them come to terms with certain realities
Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_)
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Tmt and Koj are joined by SWAGD and LeMav, and the 4 of them run riot. Get into it!
Episode 85: "Get A Nice Job, Marry A Good Wife And Raise Some Boring Kids" (ft. @jessjessfinesse)
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we're joined by the coolest babe in Lagos. We discuss being a creative in Lagos, Davido's guap, friendships, and a whole lot more!! T...
Episode 84: "Abacha? It's Giving Snow White" (ft. @CruisingOutwest)
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is a continuation of our crossover with Cruising Outwest. We discuss lots of music, pop culture and enjoy hearty laughs!
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino)
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino) by Submarine And A Roach
Episode 82: "Yoruba Men! They Cum Fast, They Run Fast"
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you read this bio, tweet "They Run Fast and They Come Fast #Submaroach!"
Episode 81: "Women get the ick......and stay" ft @adhnok
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Your favourite boys are joined by two other boys as they discuss and breakdown Nigerian pop culture sensibilities
Episode 80: "The Devil is a Virgin" ft @chinasa_anukam
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Easily one of the funniest episodes in Nigerian podcasting history. The lads are joined by Comedian and Super Creative Chinasa who brings "chaotic-bal...
Episode 79: "Everyone's Maid Was A Witch in The 90s"
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You know how it goes already! Just some cute niggas keeping it cute discussing all things pop culture. We talk, Tiwa Savage, Sexual Deviancy, Hating I...
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst”
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst” by Submarine And A Roach
Episode 77: "DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ"
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The funniest Nigerians on the internet are back again with another week of (you guessed it)... BANTER! On this episode we discuss: - Horny Dudes - H...
Episode 76: "BBL vs LLB"
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
KOJ and TMT discuss what they've been up to and who they're down for.
Episode 75: "I'm going to Sexplode"
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk music, love, sex and.........sigh.....Ice Prince?
Episode 74: "Return of The DIrector of Cums"
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-tayo-beat-medullary-thyroid-c...
Episode 73: "The TMT Show"
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 73: "The TMT Show" by Submarine And A Roach
Episode 72: "Sister Slayer"
25 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode the guys go down memory lane, discussing iconic Nigerian ads from their childhood. Other topics include: - The Tiffany Diamond - Get...
Episode 71: "Why You Being WEIRD To Me????"
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kidnappers and Misyarners, welcome to the podcast to end all podcasts!
Episode 70: "Only Wildlings Live After Lekki Phase 1"
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
2 sexy niggas just talking that sexy talk!
Episode 69: "Meat Talk"
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 69: "Meat Talk" by Submarine And A Roach
Episode 68: "Who TF calls Rema Godzilla?"
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another Banger!
Episode 67: "Who is in the Garden?"
20 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drunk stories, star signs, and KSA in the garden.
Episode 66: "Papa Escobar"
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach!
Episode 65: "Car Sex, Kinda Sore"
06 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sports, Big Brother, Buhari, more Car Sex, WOKE Takes lmao! Enjoy. Also use the hashtag #Submaroach to share memorable bits.
Episode 64: "Car Sex Connoisseur"
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss sex, relationships, and decision-making as grown-ass adults.
Episode 63: "Low Hanging Fruit"
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly the last time we put out 3 podcasts in a row... tbh we don't remember. Enjoy though!!!
Episode 62: "This Episode is sponsored by Planned Parenthood"
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Back 2 Back episodes like we promised. The general consensus post recording was "that was really good", so tweet us and let us know your thoughts. O...
Episode 61: "Celebrity Fight Club"
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back again! Hopefully for good this time. TMT KOJ and Mayowa return to the greatest podcast made by 3 Yoruba guys in their late 20's. We have fu...
Episode 60: "In 2017, my Uber driver lied to me for 25 mins straight"
12 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we ride with KOJ in his 2017 Uber on the way to the club. KOJ's driver shares a 5-star story.
Episode 59: "TMT Is A BAD Person"
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Back2Back Submaroach? It's not Christmas but it sure as hell feels like it. P.S There's A LOT of unnecessary singing on this episode. Sorry!
Episode 58: "Everybody Gonna Catch This Accountability"
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Boys are back and they discuss Nigeria, Nigerian Music, Nigerian Grandparents, and some other one Nigeria related topics.