Submarine and A Roach
Episodes
Scammarine & A Love (Run It Up)
05 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Love Scams because Love is a Scam #DontLeaveMe
Episode 57: Director Of Cum(s)
12 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
MAYOWA IS BACK and his NEW JOB is NASTY!! Get into this new episode where the boys throw it back with the original cast!! We talk OnlyFans, HushPuppi,...
"Broke Up W/ Naija"
26 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
NEW SUBMARINE AND A ROACH MUSIC: BROKE UP WITH NAIJA
Episode 56: "The Racism In Madonna's Kitchen" ft @Tabiyonce
21 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today's episode touches on social justice and the we get to experience the lads through a different lens as guest Tabiyonce asks KOJ and TMT a couple ...
Episode 55: "Ma, You Fine! But Your #WipeItDown Is Off Beat"
27 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
TMT raps and sings, KOJ does spoken word. The range, THE RANGE!!! On this episode the guys tell stories about dishonesty.
Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"
05 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
BURNA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. WATCH OUT FOR THE BABY GIANT BUJU.
In These Times V
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This was supposed to be a test run ... but vibes mahn!
"In These Times IV"
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Social distancing as friends
Penis Punish. Penance?
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Digging into archives cos delays are bound to happen #InTheseTimes
"In These Times III"
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bring the "From Home", keep the "Work"!
"In These Times II"
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Work from home day 2
"In These Times"
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A new dawn
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread"
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread" by Submarine And A Roach
Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely not...
Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. E...
Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet is Dick Drugs"
24 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's ...
Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions be...
Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"
16 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss B...
Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becomi...
EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian El...
Episode 45: "Knock It Off"
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss God...
Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, b...
Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"
05 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss: Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise). Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from hi...
Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"
15 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues.
Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Po...
Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and yo...
Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye!
Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"
09 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy!
Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"
04 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonch...
Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"
20 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience a...
Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"
07 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ ...
Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa
28 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Niger...
Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"
21 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy. Alsooo listen out for ...
Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"
07 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discus...
Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"
24 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide,...
Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a w...
Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"
04 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on ...
EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)
03 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. payi...
EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine
26 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in...
EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"
12 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have q...
KOJ is 19 & Over
09 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy!
EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversa...
EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”
03 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how ...
EPISODE 23: "FELA COULDN'T SING FOR SHIT, DAWG" (ft. @SChubbz)
01 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 23 features Seni, Editor-in-Chief of The Native Magazine and we discuss everything from music, to journalism in Nigeria and (a lack of) activi...
EPISODE 22: "If You've Had A Child For Me, Fuck Off"
24 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tmt, Koj & Mayowa discuss Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly and whether or not to separate problematic artists from their art. It's also been an eventful wee...
EPISODE 21: "Did You Bring Your Dick Out?"
03 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
TMT's oldest friend Jibs is this episode's guest. The guys talk about the competitive nature of education in Nigeria and lengths people would go to to...
EPISODE 20: "Better Call TMT"
28 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Do people actually change? On this episode, the guys discuss whether or not human beings can turn new leaves. TMT talks about how he constantly gets s...
KOJ's Virtuoso Experience
30 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On this really short episode, KOJ breaks down his track by track experience listening to Genio Bambino's new project titled "Virtuoso". Listen, share ...
EPISODE 19: "KOJ The Friendly Ghost"
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Do you guys even read these descriptions? Tweet #SubmaroachYesWeDo if we should bother continuing with these things. Bumboclaat! Jk! On this episode, ...
EPISODE 18: "Court Mama Fetish"
16 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Uhmmmm... this episode is kind of weird. We talk about Mike Pence and his creepy love for horses, as well as his similarities to Emmanuel Macron. Mayo...
EPISODE 17: "Creeps and Blood"
09 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode, we discuss Burna Boy and his Brixton roots; WizKid and his new sound; The machine that is Davido; and the ethics of photography. Enjo...
EPISODE 16: "Sizwe Banzi is ... HIV positive? and other Contraceptive Stories"
24 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 3 features Phones, one of Tmt's best friends. Tmt talks about his holiday in South Africa and the opportunity cost of being a party animal, KO...
EPISODE 15: "Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Is The Douchiest Of Them All?"
13 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On the second episode of the new season, the boys realize there's a little douchebag in all of us BUT there's only one King Douche and his name is TMT...
EPISODE 14: "Podcast? Nah, Retirement Plan"
06 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for Season Two!! And this time it's no longer a game, Koj is trying to quit his day job and he's trying to convince Tmt to do the sa...
EPISODE 13: "SEASON FINALE"
19 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
On the final episode of Season 1, we run commentary on happenings in Nigeria and let y'all know the direction for the Second Season. It's been so much...
Episode 12: "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"
05 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Real friends? How many of 'em? This week the boys are joined by Mayowa and they discuss friendships.
Episode 11: "Mark Zuckerberg has land in Banana Island".
22 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week the guys touch on everything. Personal Ls, National Ls, L-izabeth Holmes, Nigerian Music and a whole lot more. KOJ literally has a life chan...
Episode 10: "Fashunz"
05 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The boys and their guests (Lola and Phones) talk about their personal style as well as Fashun Trendz in Gidi. We also briefly discuss the Ethiopian Ol...
Episode 9: "Queue Jumping Pie"
04 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Tmt & Koj talk about marriage and the different types of spouses to stay away from.
Episode 8: "We Call Them Pies Now".
17 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The sibling rivalry episode with Koj's brother, Keksi also features a brief discussion on "casual misogyny" and other things. Lmao
Episode 7: "My Girlfriend's Braid"
05 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Tmt, Koj and their guests (Walter & Dare) talk about their Nigerian Police experiences. The guys also ask Dare about his upcoming movie "Ojukokoro" an...
Episode 6: "We Just Gist, Basically" (ft. @WJGBPodcast)
27 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode featuring WJGB, Koj, Tmt & the girls gist and share Customer Service experiences in Nigeria.
Episode 5: "M.I, Aki & Pawpaw"
14 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Koj, Tmt & their guest Emperor run through a list of classic Nigerian albums and discuss Nigerian music in general. #WhoIsBlackMelon??
Episode 4: "Pray Before Sin"
07 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
THE BOYS ARE BACK!! And really sorry for the loooong break (They really are, even though they don't exactly say it in the episode). This week they tak...
Episode 3: "Open Day"
15 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
On this Episode Tmt & Koj discuss the ups and downs of attending the School of Hard Knocks a.k.a Nigeria High.
Episode 2: "Mad Food: Fury road"
02 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Get your notepads out! On this culinary themed (well loosely themed)episode your friends and hosts talk about food..........and randomly mention M.I (...
Episode 1: "It's Good Ex-ercise"
17 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
On the first episode of the podcast TMT and Kojo introduce Submarine And A Roach to the public and discuss their very first topic, Exes.