We get unverified news that dogs are evolving in an environmentally conscious way, and seagulls are eating fancy ice creams.We hear about some very strange, and shameful, food eating habits this week.Calvin wants to know what the hierarchy is on the bus, between man, woman, child and pet.He also makes a few dog jokes, and dad jokes, that cross the line.We’re very aware we’ve been conned into breaking our own ban on animal talk, and we can’t hold ourselves back from somehow talking about a bee in a neck brace taking a claim against Terry for assault by tea towel.Send all of your questions and comments to [email protected]

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