A listener challenges us to create a plan for evading capture as Ireland’s most wanted men. It leads to a stunningly shambolic scheme that includes life on the run in Donegal, hiding out in Newgrange and laying low in Terry’s sitting room, all while wasting your few quid on flights you didn’t need, and a needless shopping trip in Derry.There’s a debate over the complex boundary map of Dublin city centre, and frustration with a question about living life as a miniature version of yourself.Terence loses both a game of rock, paper, scissors and a bet about penalty taking in football – but despite accepting he’s lost the bet he’s still sure he’s also correct.Send your questions, comments, dilemmas, conspiracies, complaints, queries, theories, bets, recipes, challenges, and everything else to [email protected]

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