Bonus: Sink the Sink
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Are you too old to be eating a Petit Filou at 29?
Ernest was late by seven minutes and he tried to say I was here at 57 past.
Sorry, I'm late. But I'm here.
I've more shocking news. How are you, bud?
I've much more shocking news.
I thought you'd ask me how I am.
Before you start spitting news, I ain't good or bad for him. I'm good for him.
Okay. But this is going to be shocking. I think you might walk out over this. I'm walking here. What was Siobhan eating?
I don't know. Tomato.
Tomato probably wouldn't matter. A patty for you. Bro, she's 30.
No, Siobhan, you're too old. Well, Siobhan. I'm 28. No, but you're 30. You're 30, Siobhan. Siobhan, you can't be sitting there eating Petty Philips. Look, I think Reggie is too old for a Petty Philips.
What did I say? I said those exact words on my Mas Life. Siobhan, what did I say?
Yeah, that's what you said.
I said his jumbo is too old to be eating Petty Philips.
Very good, very good. That's a cracker. But I agree that you can't, Siobhan. And that little tiny, was it the tiny part? Yeah. Oh, my God.
Eating and scraping it and all. And then she was talking to me and then she grew up and I was like, she asked me a question. And I was like, I'll talk to you when you come back in. And she was like, yeah. And I was like, will you eat a petit filet? And she was like, yeah, it's my comfort food.
I've been sick for two weeks. I'm allowed to eat a petit filet.
Yeah, see, I don't know if you are. Like, if you were eating a kebab, I'd judge you less.
If you were sitting here eating a tomato like an apple, I'd be like, yeah, right, it's funny.
But that's something she wanted to do as well, isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah. Alternative.
Like you'd be over the head of lettuce just eating it. You're like, what? Eat an onion. Sobbing, eating the thing.
It's my birthday next month, what are you going to get me? What am I getting you for your birthday? What are you getting me for my birthday?
When's your birthday? She has a point.
When is my birthday?
I don't know when your birthday is.
If I guess it, on the dot.
Right, yeah, go on.
Do you know when her birthday is? Go on. I'm going to say 24th of November.
Right.
What? Is it the 18th of July?
Yeah.
I'm not mad, isn't I?
I texted you yesterday to say, do you want to come for a drink? Bollocks!
You were replying.
Bollocks.
See you there. Yeah, I was just saying there was a party going down. Siobhan was the officer going down. Yeah, no. Happy birthday. Happy early birthday, Siobhan. It'll be late because by the time this is out. So when's our birthday? In four days?
Yeah, and this will be a Tuesday. It'll be Saturday gone.
Are you around 29 or 28?
29. Well, she's 28 until she's 29. Yeah, true, but the week of your birthday. She's too old to be eating petty videos. 100%. Siobhan, this time next year you're going to be touching 30. Yeah. I'm 30 next month.
Yeah. That's bad, isn't it?
Yeah, but you've got like... A kid. A kid. Oh, right. A partner and like a career or not.
Don't conform to bleeding society standards Siobhan. You had better go there than me. That's not true either. What are you talking about?
Give him more money. Hey let's look into finances because he has more money.
Looking around the room looking at someone else to point at. The lady on the rock here behind me. Hold on for a second. I thought I was doing like do you know what I mean? Feminism. Do you know what I mean?
I'm an ally. Anyways, yeah, you're too old to be any petty fellows. Happy birthday.
Thanks.
Siobhan is back anyways.
Siobhan's back. It's good to have you back, Siobhan.
Thank you.
Yeah, did you hear about the fella on the muck being like, can we get told in the description who the producer is because we don't have to listen to Siobhan trying to read?
No way someone said that. You were here. Was I?
Yeah.
What was it? I think it was in TBX. Remember, he was like, can we get it in the description because I don't want to try and listen to Siobhan reading again.
I don't remember that, but that's hilarious.
You do struggle.
Yeah, it's hard.
It is hard. What, reading?
Yeah, if I wrote a question for you to read out and it said, like, Welshgan, like, what's the story?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Are you too old to be eating a Petit Filou at 29?
0:21–11:07
2
Would you rather a squirrel steal an important item every week or a pigeon scream when you lie?
11:07–16:34
3
How would you design a quiz to see who knows someone better (Siobhán vs Eoin)?
16:34–19:32
4
Would you prefer your search history read aloud or your last 20 photos on a big screen?
19:32–24:44
5
Why do Irish mums always seem to know everything about you?
24:44–33:26
6
Which emo and early-2010s bands did the hosts obsess over in secondary school?
33:26–34:04