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$150 at Cheesecake Factory and Now We Don’t Trust Dinosaurs

23 Mar 2026

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Gary and Selena open without a formal introduction and immediately spiral into a chaotic night out that turns into a full breakdown of modern restaura...

Turning 40, Losing Our Cool, and Arguing About Everything

06 Feb 2026

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Gary and Selena drift through everyday chaos, aging, intimacy, and irritation as a casual conversation about colors turns into reflections on turning ...

This Wasn’t on the Forecast

31 Jan 2026

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Cars piling up, flashing lights, and that sudden sense that something nearby just went wrong. Being out of town next week, missing each other, and the...

Do You Girls Like Elevators?

24 Jan 2026

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What’s the most realistic way a “dirty cop” plan would hold up in court, and why do TV writers get away with it?A movie recap turns into a long ...

Enjoy What’s Left of Your Day (Happy Birthday GARY!)

17 Jan 2026

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What goes through your mind in the second before you die, and is that moment worse than the pain itself? Nuclear weapons and energy warfare. The psych...

Counting Houses

09 Jan 2026

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75 houses....

Ignore The Guy With The Hat

01 Jan 2026

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! :) 

Grocery Store Revenge Pt 2

19 Nov 2025

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Grocery Store Revenge Pt 1

18 Nov 2025

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Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 2

14 Nov 2025

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Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 1

14 Nov 2025

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On this episode, terrible person covers a mix of trending news, weird stories, and everyday disasters. Topics include Kim Kardashian reportedly failin...

Rip Up The Carpet Pt 2 (Unlocked Premium Episode)

12 Nov 2025

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Rip Up The Carpet Pt 1 (Unlocked Premium Episode)

10 Nov 2025

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Grant didn't learn anything from Avatar and how did Caitlin get those bruises? Blink twice to tell us you're ok....We're unlocking premium episodes as...

Wet Ass Pizza Pt 1

07 Nov 2025

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WWW.TERRIBLEPERSON.CO In this episode, Grant and Cait dive deep (and way off the rails) into everything from awkward encounters at vape shops to Comi...

Wet Ass Pizza Pt 2

07 Nov 2025

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Predator Bust-Up (Unlocked Premium Episode)

05 Nov 2025

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Where's My Watch? (Unlocked Premium Episode)

03 Nov 2025

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One Eye Bob Pt 2

31 Oct 2025

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One Eye Bob Pt 1

31 Oct 2025

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Let Them (FREE EPISODE ONLY)

28 Sep 2025

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P.T. So Delicious (PREMIUM ONLY)

14 Sep 2025

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P.T. So Delicious (PREMIUM ONLY)

14 Sep 2025

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Ambushed for Content Pt 2

06 Sep 2025

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Ambushed for Content Pt 1 (w/ Johnjay Van Es)

06 Sep 2025

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Haunted Museums & Blue Men (Premium Only - Vegas Recap)

30 Aug 2025

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Haunted Museums & Blue Men (Premium Only - Vegas Recap)

30 Aug 2025

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The Largest Pt 2

22 Aug 2025

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The Largest Pt 1

22 Aug 2025

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Assless Overalls Pt 2

20 Aug 2025

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Assless Overalls Pt 1

18 Aug 2025

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Street Burritos and Free Bleeding Pt 2

16 Aug 2025

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Street Burritos and Free Bleeding Pt 1

15 Aug 2025

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Death By Orangutan Pt 2

14 Aug 2025

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Death By Orangutan Pt 1

11 Aug 2025

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Didn't Beat Shaq Pt 2

06 Aug 2025

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Didn't Beat Shaq Pt 1

04 Aug 2025

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I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over Pt 2

03 Aug 2025

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I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over Pt 1

03 Aug 2025

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Rough Trade Podcasting (Unlocked Premium)

30 Jul 2025

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Don't Open The Door For Me (Premium Unlocked)

28 Jul 2025

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The Johnjay & Rich AMA

25 Jul 2025

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You asked the questions, I answered most of them.My time on the Johnjay & Rich Show was amazing....I love the show and love the team so much. This...

Weird News Week

25 Jul 2025

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The Hook w/ Nic Johnson (Premium Unlocked)

23 Jul 2025

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Taylor Swift & The Magical Mr. Epstein (Premium Unlocked)

21 Jul 2025

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Battery with batteries Pt 1

18 Jul 2025

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Battery with batteries Pt 2

18 Jul 2025

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This Whole Operation is a Nightmare Pt 2 (Unlocked Premium)

16 Jul 2025

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This Whole Operation is a Nightmare Pt 1 (Unlocked Premium)

14 Jul 2025

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SPECIAL EDITION: 2 Week Notice Pt 2

26 Jun 2025

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Thank you all for subscribing!! We appreciate YOUSONG: Between The Buried And Me - The Things We Tell Ourselves in The Dark 📢 Sha...

SPECIAL EDITION: 2 Week Notice Pt 1

26 Jun 2025

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The End is Nigh Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episode)

25 Jun 2025

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Big Time Boat Trip Pt 2

21 Jun 2025

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Big Time Boat Trip Pt 1

21 Jun 2025

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Poop Through Hammock w/ Grant's Sister

18 Jun 2025

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Manti Tahoe Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

11 Jun 2025

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Somebody come get your grandma....She's licking some guy's nipples on the cover of Paper Magazine...C'mon Madonna... Thank you for subscribing!We're u...

CornHub Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

04 Jun 2025

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Slurts Pt 2

23 May 2025

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Slurts? Pt 1

23 May 2025

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Traumatized Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

21 May 2025

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Grant Pukes on the Podcast Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

14 May 2025

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Miami (Premium Only)

13 May 2025

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Miami (Premium Only)

13 May 2025

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This one got edited late....We'll be back to normal Friday :)ANYWAY - This is a fun episode, Cait went out of town so we decided to just do a PREMIUM ...

Deep Space Gucci Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

07 May 2025

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Grant gave Cait the week off and now he's screaming in an empty living room about bad movies, deep space & nuclear attacks...Sounds about right :)...

Soakin' Pt 2

02 May 2025

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Soakin' Pt 1

02 May 2025

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All Filler, No Killer Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

30 Apr 2025

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In Part 1, Grant and Cait answer your weird ass questions and part 2 goes completely sideways - This is a fun couple of eps - FEEL BETTER Grant! We're...

JJR Couples Therapy 1 - (Uncensored)

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Couples Therapy with Grant & Cait covers: Intimacy, horny honey, Married Life, Cait's new glasses, throwing up, CATS, Jack in the ...

Don't Eat Edibles Before Episodes Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

23 Apr 2025

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We took edibles before we recorded AND what started as a good idea QUICKLY turned into a terrible idea....  We're unlocking premium episodes as we pi...

Clown Hair Pt 2

17 Apr 2025

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Clown Hair Pt 1

17 Apr 2025

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↓ GET TERRIBLE PERSON PREMIUM HERE ↓ http://www.terribleperson.coWomen in space and skepticism about space, weather phenomena in Arizona, critiqu...

Ghost In The Mazda Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

16 Apr 2025

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Vape Store Revelations Pt 2

11 Apr 2025

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Vape Store Revelations Pt 1

11 Apr 2025

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Diva Cups Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

09 Apr 2025

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Co-JiTA-KooL-AiD Pt 2

04 Apr 2025

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Co-JiTA-KooL-AiD Pt 1

04 Apr 2025

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In this episode, Grant and Caitlin talk  "Terrible Person" podcast taping, AI voice recognition, Love on the Spectrum, Cheez-Its and product ideas, g...

Dorkin' Pt 1 & 2 (w/ Payton & Kadeem)

01 Apr 2025

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This episode got referenced on the Johnjay & Rich Morning Show this morning so we figured we'd reupload it today :) Big thank you to Payton &...

Who Am I? Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

29 Mar 2025

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Guided Meditation Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

26 Mar 2025

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Bearded Peers Pt 2

21 Mar 2025

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Bearded Peers Pt 1

21 Mar 2025

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Crazy Straw Catheter Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

19 Mar 2025

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Heidi Klum’s Hands & The Magical Creatures Pt 2

14 Mar 2025

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Heidi Klum’s Hands & The Magical Creatures Pt 1

14 Mar 2025

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Running into listeners, taxes, Snow White & Her CREATURES, traffic, walking 11 miles, Poop Videos, Paper Thin Skin & Cats, Heretic, Red Carpet...

Life Skills Pt 1 & 2 (Unlocked Premium Episodes)

11 Mar 2025

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Saw(s) Pt 2

08 Mar 2025

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Saw(s) Pt 1

08 Mar 2025

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Lego (no s), Death Penalty, Serial Killers, Brick Factories, Life Sentence Simulation, Reality TV, Casey Anthony, Death in a Business, COPS, Autopsies...

Low Energy Extravaganza Pt 2

01 Mar 2025

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Low Energy Extravaganza Pt 1

01 Mar 2025

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Black History Month, Twitter Fights, Gossip Girl, Gene Hackman, 23 & Me, Titanic Survivors, Harry Houdini, Walla-Walla-Bing-Bang, Kid’s books, N...

Summoning the Beings (PREMIUM ONLY)

22 Feb 2025

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Garreth & Skittle discuss Valentine’s Day, Parking Lot Rage, Sleep Paralysis, Real life Stranger Things Experiments, Alternative Dimension Commu...

Summoning The Beings (PREMIUM ONLY)

22 Feb 2025

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St Valentine is Listening...SHHHH Pt 2

14 Feb 2025

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Happy Valentine's Day! You Guys are AWESOME! XOXO, Grant, Cait and the Cats! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

St Valentine is Listening...SHHHH Pt 1

14 Feb 2025

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Who’s Got An Ice Cube? Pt 2

31 Jan 2025

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Who’s Got An Ice Cube? Pt 1

31 Jan 2025

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The Rina Pt 2

24 Jan 2025

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The Rina Pt 1

24 Jan 2025

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Garreth's Psychedelic Birthday Blow Out (PREMIUM ONLY)

17 Jan 2025

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Garreth's Psychedelic Birthday Blow Out (PREMIUM ONLY)

17 Jan 2025

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Garreth was on one this week - Between communicating with inter-dimensional beings & all the reckless shit talking…it’s best we keep this ep b...

Big Island Energy Pt 2

11 Jan 2025

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