Terrible Person

Big Island Energy Pt 1

11 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Big time grocery store beef, Beast Games, Sudoku, Blurred Lines, Wolf of Wall Street Style Fake Mobsters, Luigi and Muscle Harvey, Squid Game, Kiss Da...

Christmas is Wednesday?!?! Pt 2

22 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Christmas is Wednesday?!?! Pt 1

22 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Regular Style Jump Rope Pt 2

14 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing to see here... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Regular Style Jump Rope Pt 1

14 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dumb girl music, Luigi's big adventure, Spiders in the washing machine, Christmas Vacation, Celebrity/CEO Teeth and MUCH MORE!↓ GET TERRIBLE PERSON ...

I Thought It Was A Baby Pt 2 (w/ Jenna From Work)

07 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE YALLLLL! - Sorry for the re-upload, audio got a little wonky on this one.📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

I Thought It Was A Baby Pt 1 (w/ Jenna From Work)

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

“Selena” had a very busy week SO “Gary” asked his friend “Jenna” to fill in…. ↓ GET TERRIBLE PERSON PREMIUM HERE ↓  http://www.ter...

CyberTRUNK Guillotine Pt 2

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

...I mean, it's had to have happened by now, RIGHT?! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

CyberTRUNK Guillotine Pt 1

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Tit Tats Pt 2

16 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sexiest Man Alive...ok, sure. 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Tit Tats Pt 1

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Premium episode is a HEATER this week! JOIN US, won't you?↓ GET TERRIBLE PERSON PREMIUM HERE ↓ http://www.terribleperson.co  OR  ↓Get the...

Tickle My Belly Button (PREMIUM ONLY)

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Crab Raccoon.... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Tickle My Belly Button (PREMIUM ONLY)

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Things got a little wild while recording SO this week's episode is PREMIUM ONLY....It's a HEATER for SURE!  So sign up for Terrible Person Premium an...

Demon Drop Pt 2

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wait...Can I fly? 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Demon Drop Pt 1

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Glamping, European Tourist, Sketchy Bathrooms, The Strangers, Dying in elevators, Prolapsed Anus Talk, Roller Coaster decapitations, Menendez Brothers...

Pssp, Pssp, Pssp Pt 2

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

uh huh. 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Pssp, Pssp, Pssp Pt 1

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Oral Surgery Recovery (PREMIUM ONLY)

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Avatars are gross.... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Oral Surgery Recovery (PREMIUM ONLY)

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Someone's mouth hurts and he only wanted to record a premium this week....GO SIGN UP for the premium and get this episode and 200 other exclusive prem...

Flip City Pt 2

05 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We went full flip city.... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Flip City Pt 1

05 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Grimace looks like a butt-plug, Country Music Awards, Aaron Hernandez, Cancun Resort Murders, Birds are gross, poop in beards and double chin debit sw...

Drug Store Personal Massager Pt 1

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Weed Pizza Taking Us down last week, macklemore, frogs in salads, tell me lies, the menendez brothers, real mormon wives of something or other, fart s...

Drug Store Personal Massager Pt 2

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Should I blow on it? 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Skin 2 Skin Goosin' Pt 2

21 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wait...why the fuck do we have fingernails?!? 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Skin 2 Skin Goosin' Pt 1

21 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cell phones, walkie-talkies, sisterwives, cracker barrell, active farters, diddy, dangerous sunbathing, creation, hot dogs, cats, body modification, i...

We're Adopting A Chimp Pt 2

14 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It just makes sense...Outro song: The Dare - All Night 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

We're Adopting A Chimp Pt 1

14 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Changing names, personality tests, self-awareness, people with no internal dialogue, BBQ HIGH, Chip & Joanna Gaines, Leg Braces, My 600 Pound Life...

Understanding & Empathy Pt 2

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How bout that lip gloss?!? 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Understanding & Empathy Pt 1 (w/ Joey Bradfisch)

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Asking ChatGpt how to emphasize with women, Covid & The Amish, fights with delivery drivers, the Zyn shortage, sleep paralysis, horror movies, Ted...

Parfait Gate Pt 2

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

PSA: Don't leave the fridge open.... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Parfait Gate Pt 1

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

William Zabka love, Naked Weigh-ins, Laci Peterson Doc, Hot Dog Lips, Late Night Fridge Fights, Middle-aged White Lady's instagram profiles and MUCH M...

Redacted Summer 2024 Pt 2

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

(audible sigh) 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Redacted Summer 2024 Pt 1

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Big Winners Pt 2

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you're here....You're a WINNER!!! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Big Winners Pt 1

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Synchronized Swimming, Betrayal on Hulu, iCloud Packages, Jack The Ripper, Black Tea, Real Housewives, Lego Guy at Target, Cocaine Sharks, Writing Sca...

I Want To Be Turtle Pt 2

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Seriously....Look it up! It's CRAZY! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

I Want To Be Turtle Pt 1

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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What's This Thing on My Head?! Pt 2

20 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hold on....let me get a flashlight!📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

What's This Thing on My Head?! Pt 1

20 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Facebook Deaths, parking in cars, penis man, Fandango Founder Found Dead, Awkward Interactions, Cats, pimple popping, high school math, couples fight,...

We Saw Hamilton.... Pt 1

13 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SO here's the deal - we had to move ALL the old free episodes to the premium feed because, well...it's a long story but it has to do with some of CONT...

We Saw Hamilton.... Pt 2

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's With The Hats? Pt 2

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you for subscribing - Be safe out there! XOXO, Grant and Cait  📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

What's With The Hats? Pt 1

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's summer...we don't need a description BUT SERIOUSLY, do better Royal Ascot! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Disney Movies, Diddy & Harvey Weinstein's Testicles Pt 2

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Mesa Maniacs strike again.... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Disney Movies, Diddy & Harvey Weinstein's Testicles Pt 1

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Real life Billy Madison, Street Gangs, Krazy Steve's, Puffy's Naming names, Human Centipede, Harvey's NEW court date, The Mesa Maniacs AND MUCH MORE! ...

Grant & Cait Got Married! Pt 2

09 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TAP BELOW TO SEE THE VIDEO! GRANT & CAIT'S WEDDING VIDEO📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Grant & Cait Got Married! Pt 1

08 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They did it! Grant and Cait tied the knot! WOOO!  This episode includes: Vegas Recap, Caitlin Clark, Ferris Wheel Freak Outs, Too Much Pasta, Kissing...

Damn...Gonna Miss Shark Week Pt 2

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is the last one before we get married....OMG!!! WOOOOO!THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Damn...Gonna Miss Shark Week Pt 1

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nipple Rings, Godzilla, Real Housewives, Morgan Wallen, Train, Butt Stuff, Wedding Preparations, Taco Bell, Cats, Pooping On Airplanes, Death By Turbu...

Sleeping Better Than Michael Jackson Pt 2

18 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You Found WHAT in YOUR WHAT?!?!📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Sleeping Better Than Michael Jackson Pt 1

18 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you been discredited at your day job? Just become a Taylor Swift Reporter! It works!  ALSO Butt Plugs, Travis Kelce Joins Us Again, Being Poor, ...

Stephen Hawking Goes To Sparta Pt 2

11 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If I die during surgery...I'm not paying. 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Stephen Hawking Goes To Sparta Pt 1

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Grant's hoping Margaret from Real Housewives of New Jersey doesn't hear this one....plus asian game shows, bad movies, Stephen Hawking getting kicked ...

Secret Piles Pt 2

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You ever almost poop your pants at a Target pharmacy? Me neither. 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Secret Piles Pt 1

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

America Ninja Warrior, Sparta, Swim Teams, Serial Killer Vloggers, Prom, Almost Passing Out at Target, Documentaries, Grocery Store Predators, Trench ...

Misconceptions & HIPAA Violations Pt 2

27 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

BRB. We had to run to the drug store to get more Prep and Oreo CAKEsters.  📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Misconceptions & HIPAA Violations Pt 1

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're checkin all the boxes this week - Harvey Weinstein, Indoor Track and Field, Prep, FUBU, Grindr, Peanut Butter, Morality, American Horror Story, ...

A Very Special 420 Tribute to O.J. Simpson Pt 2

20 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You're telling me they put weed in the food we just ate?!?! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

A Very Special 420 Tribute to O.J. Simpson Pt 1

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We took too many edibles BUT HEY!  It's 420...so what did you expect?  📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Vaginal Floor Adjustments w/ Dr. Sarah Pt 2

13 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

DR SARAH ON FIRE THIS WEEK! LOL! Thank you so much for subscribing 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Vaginal Floor Adjustments w/ Dr. Sarah Pt 1

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is ALL OVER THE PLACE - Big thanks to Dr. Sarah (Grant's sister) for making this a magical episode!!  Hear part two of this episode plus...

MAUNT Pt 2

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We had fun this week...hope you did too xo - G+C  📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

MAUNT Pt 1

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you for subscribing! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Diddy Practicing Wedding Kisses Pt 2

30 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Be safe out there....Thank you SO MUCH for subscribing! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Diddy Practicing Wedding Kisses Pt 1

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Farting in line, practicing wedding kisses & slow drivers with bowl haircuts... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Animal Tail Butt Plugs (PREMIUM ONLY)

23 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you, Thank you, Thank You for subscribing to the premium....You guys are AWESOME! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

No Good, Very Bad Day Pt 2

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks for subscribing, You guys are awesome! Have a great week!END SONG: Celebrity Mansions by Dinosaur Pile-UpTaco Bell Order:1 Grilled Cheese Burri...

No Good, Very Bad Day Pt 1

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Grant is a little off today but Cait's still got it!  In this episode, Ozempic side-effects, Royal Cheating Scandal, Boeing Whistleblower Suicide,  ...

Advanced Human Anatomy Pt 2

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How does that even feel good?!?! Thank you for subscribing! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Advanced Human Anatomy Pt 1

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dementia City, Buck Angel, Buyers Remorse, Royal Conspiracies and full blown surgery penis....PLUS MUCH MORE! 📢 Share | ⚙️...

Too Sweet Pt 2

02 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cheesy Roll Up x 2Church Wrap Supreme x 1Chips and Cheese x 1Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes x 1Grilled Cheese Burrito (Ground Beef)Hot & Fire Sauce📢 Sh...

Too Sweet Pt 1

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Oh snap... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Miss Japan Pt 2

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Seriously....that FOREHEAD tho.....Thank you for subscribing!! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Miss Japan Pt 1

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Way to go! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Leg Drop Pt 2

10 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

YOU'RE AWESOME! Thank you for subscribing!  📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Leg Drop Pt 1

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Off the top rope.... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

STFU SCOTT! Pt 2

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You guys are AWESOME! Thank you for subscribing! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

STFU SCOTT! Pt 1

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Seriously Scooter....SHHHHH! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Hern Honkin' (Premium Only)

21 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you so much for subscribing!!  📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Tunneling Pt 2

13 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WOOO!  Thanks for subscribing - I should write better descriptions BUT what's the point? Right? 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subsc...

Tunneling Pt 1

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So many tunnels these days.... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Black Market Breast Milk & The Whale Pt 2

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you for subscribing!!!  You guys are awesome!SONG - I want a Riot - RANCID  📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Black Market Breast Milk & The Whale Pt 1

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The whale is fucking nuts! Watch it! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

2023 is OVER Pt 2

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a year....Thank you for listening and all the support over the last several years, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! See you in 2024! ...

2023 is OVER Pt 1

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We made it...Sort of. 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Leaving The Pokémon Behind Pt 2

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Leaving The Pokémon Behind Pt 1

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Get outta here with all that! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Person of the Year (Premium Only)

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you for subscribing!  You're awesome! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

The Paper Cutter Mishap Pt 2

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Quick! Get my purple duster....Song: Rod Stewart - You're insane 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

The Paper Cutter Mishap Pt 1

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You put WHAT, WHERE?!?! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Banana Bread at Work Pt 2

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thanksgiving! This year we're thankful for YOU!!!  Thank you for subscribing! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Banana Bread at Work Pt 1

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

AT WORK?!?!?!?! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Falling In Lava Pt 2

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We didn't plan on talking to Scott as long as we did BUT he told us about an experience at the sperm doctor that was just too absurd to cut out!  Tha...

Falling In Lava Pt 1

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do it! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Songs About Sister Wives, Meth & Hot Tubs (Premium Only)

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween! Be Safe out there! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Doin' Checkers Pt 2

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ANOTHER BANGER...Surprise, Surprise!Thanks for subscribing! 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Doin' Checkers Pt 1

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Olive Garden was a disaster but at least we got to play some checkers... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Weekend at EleCant's Pt 2

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weekend at EleCant's Pt 1

14 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, it's just Weekend At Bernie's..... 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription

Backwards Baby Birding Pt 2

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WOOO! What a week, huh?! Thank you for subscribing!~ 📢 Share | ⚙️ Manage Subscription