Tom Davis: “I Was Sh!t At Everything!” – Scaffolding To Stand-Up & The Reluctant Vampire | EP. 424
episodePreviously titled “Tom Davis: “I Was Sh!t At Everything!” – From Scaffolding To Stand-Up & Starky’s Forfeit! | EP. 424” — renamed by the publisher on Sep 17, 2026
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What is the opening banter and who are the hosts introducing the episode?
Hello and welcome to that Peter Crutch Podcast. Uh brought to you by Paddy Power. Uh I've got Steve Sidwell and uh Chris Stark with me. Uh if I'm not, I just should say, uh but at the end of this episode, we've got your forfeit.
Yeah.
So please, please hang on for that because it's worth it.
Is it? There was a trailer that went out I saw it Very dramatic. Oh, it was dramatic, wasn't it? But it brought it back all the feelings and everything from before. So yeah, give it a look. Let me know your thoughts. Let us know. The forfeit's done. It's uh for your pleasure.
On to the next one. Let's do it. How how was your weekend, guys? How was your weekend? I had a lovely weekend. Apologies to the audio listener. Well or or not. You know what I mean? We might like a husky voice, but I have got a husky voice. Yep. Overexerted myself. Um you do. As I quite often do on the weekends. But this was a wedding in Mallorca. Abby's sister got married to the lovely Scott, who obviously we're we've we've partaken in a few beverages with many a time. What a lovely wedding. How good is a wedding abroad?
Well, I'll be honest with you, it's just got it's just got handbreak off as soon as you leave the water. Everyone
is in a good mood because they're all on holiday. First night is absolute carnage, as usual. But I thought the the place, the the setting, the people, the entertainment, the food, the drinks, it could not have been any better.
Did you have any responsibilities on the
Absolutely none. I I mean I I was a groomsman. I was a groomsman. I'm not sure if I was supposed to have responsibilities. I got I mean, I got ready with the lads and you know had a few beers and
but normally the groomsman there's you you're assigned some sort of role, whether it's and sometimes you've got to busy yourself, you know, in a way, like find things to do. Whether it's sort of welcoming people in. Um, one of my groomsmen I I got just handing 'cause I got married abroad as well, you're just handing out fans, you know. They felt a bit patronized by that role, but you know, it's an important role on a hot day. No,
I liked it. You didn't you
didn't have to do anything?
Um I I it it was I didn't do too much. From there's a lot it was a lot of groomsman. You done nothing. He's got a lot of friends. You done nothing. I did I didn't do anything. Head of fashion. Anyway, it was fashion. I I provided all the groomsmen with suits. But there you go. Thank you for M and S for that. But spoke to a great service. They do Are you charry mark? That's amazing. They were amazing. Listen, you know obviously we worked with MS and uh you know, know know some of the people that I made the call. They were like, Look, if you do us a lovely picture with the lads and this and that there and they they looked after us big time. So uh shout out to to MS who uh who kit uh all the lads out who look sharp by the way, very sharp.
Talk about looking sharp. I love this. The hoodie. The hoodie's very good. I was at the Watford game uh the other day, and you know, it's kind of it's hard when you start the season like this because you're in that you're you're in the the sort of weather change. You know, we're i the season's kicked off now. That September month's a bit tricky. It's sort of sunny in the day. As it gets darker earlier, you know, you just get towards the end of the game. So I just yeah, bought a little hoodie there. Nice. It's mad what you can get in a club shop now, by the way. Way. Is the last time you've been in a club shop? I
actually quite recently. I was actually in Chelsea's club shop recently. It's a it was a it was a birthday.
Everything. It's not just, you know, obviously shirts, training wear, leisure wear. And then it's not just pint glasses, it's not it's everything. Garden gnomes. Little difference for the golf, you know, the di the di It there's everything. I I feel like I walk into the Watford shop and I feel like you know when they're going Charlie in the chocolate factory and the kid walks through and he's like just eating the grass and stuff like that, like They've got everything, mate.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and who are the hosts introducing the episode?
0:00–6:17
2
How do the hosts dive into the bar‑becue debate and why is it important to the conversation?
6:17–12:00
3
Why did Tom Davis start stand‑up at 32 and how did his scaffolding background shape his comedy?
12:00–18:29
4
Why is Tom such a passionate West Ham fan and what does he think about the club’s identity and future?
18:29–53:51
5
What new comedy projects does Tom Davis mention, like the ‘Reluctant Vampire’?
53:51–1:04:29
6
How does Tom describe his obsessive FIFA/football gaming habit?
1:04:29–1:17:30
7
Why is Chris Stark doing a stand‑up forfeit and how is it set up?
1:17:30–1:29:51
8
What happens during Chris’s first live stand‑up set and how do the hosts react?
1:29:51–1:39:57
Speakers
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