Chapter 1: Why is attending live sports so expensive for families?
G'day Matty. G'day boy, how are you? Good, thank you. Happy Wednesday to you. Yeah, happy hump day.
Chapter 2: What financial implications does Jon Rahm face with the DP World Tour?
Get a leg over, boys. Get a leg over. Round the room. Is hump day still a thing?
Chapter 3: What was the funniest AFL live TV blooper shared?
Hump day's a thing, bro. Is it? Yeah, I'm not me till I've had my morning coffee. I go by bump day.
Chapter 4: How is Dan Hillier preparing for his first PGA Championship?
Yeah, and what does that mean?
Jesus Christ, Joe, what does that mean?
Start the day off with a bump. Do you know what we need to do? If you're going to say things like that, we need to get a camera on you.
Chapter 5: What memorable moments does Tony Lyall recall from his Super Round?
Because you can't just be saying things like that without... Just like from left field with no... Pure anonymity. No, it's not good. It's not good. I noticed a couple of videos have come out recently, Joe, with your voice in them. And I like that you're in the pocket. We need you more in the show. But it's just a problem that you get to hide behind a wall of nothing. Sitting there bumping away.
G-Light and I were just hanging out there like old man's nappies. Well, that's when they made the ACC almanac. I know the person who designed the book, and she messaged me and said, hey, you don't have a picture for your part in the book.
Yeah.
I said, no, that's on purpose. They don't exist. She's like, I can put one in.
Chapter 6: What tips does Tony give for heckling a comedian?
I've got one of you. I'm like, no, no, leave it out, please. I want the Facebook blank avatar, please. Yeah. I mean, what was it, didn't you guys run into a situation recently where, G-Lane, you were having a run-in with a couple of listeners, they weren't happy with the rhetoric being run on our socials towards Rugby Union?
It was a guy from Rangiori, actually, a big fucking Crusaders fan who came up and gave, who runs your bloody social media? And I'm like, mate, I don't know, I don't know, who runs it? I said, well, how about it's the guy filming you right now with me having a conversation with you big... absolute stake of a man and his jersey's holding on for dear life. He was about 6'6 and about 140kg.
Massive unit.
The guy with the camera 30cm away from your gold plate. Yeah, it's that guy right there. And you know what? He's from Canterbury. So I don't know who that guy is. And he's from the goon, okay? So you take it up with him and he did. He was like, rugby's not dying! So we need to get a camera on you so people know that it's you, Joe, out and about.
It's causing G-Lane too many issues.
No, it's not. I was quite happy to throw him under the bus. I was like, look, you giant oaf. He's over there. Go punch his head in.
Speaking of issues, did you see the ā I mean, this is just tragic, isn't it?
This gentleman here has taken his kid to a Detroit Tigers baseball game, and, geez, the total was massive. Look what he's paying here for ā Is that U.S.? That's U.S., $279 U.S., And you'd think, God, okay, so here if you spent $280 at a game of football, I understand that there's a bit of a conversion you have to make between the NZD and $2 or whatever. I can do that. I'll do that right now.
If you talk amongst yourselves, I'll put it into my converter here. CHPT will do it. Yeah. So we look at. I love the internet. So, Joe, I mean, first and foremost, should I read out some of these prices as you're doing this? Yeah. Okay, so we've got the first items of the day that he bought were three Pepsis. He started off slow. Yeah, that's fine. And how much would you pay for a Pepsi?
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