Chapter 1: What hilarious moment happened between Ish Sodhi and Devon Conway?
Hey, big weekend of sport, but for me, the highlight, Ish Sodhi. Ish Sodhi and his comedy fart routine that he did in the South African game in India where he was sitting next to Devin Conway and it cut to them, the reserve bench, and he did the pretend you farted and then ran off. You're into that, weren't you?
Chapter 2: What insights were shared about the opening round of Super Rugby?
Yeah, I can see that.
It's a classic G-Lamb maneuver. Yeah, out of all of it, it was basically executed perfectly. Yeah, it was, wasn't it? And it also had Cole Jamison on standby who was sitting on the other side who happened to just really help him out by running out of shot, which made it also look like there might have been some kind of stink created by Devin Conway.
You know, it's possible that it's real, though, because those athletes are running those high-protein diets, they've got nutritionists, and whenever you sort of try and have one of those sort of engineered diets, you just start backfiring like a, you know, Oh, yeah, and they stink too. They're a real pungent odor to them. It's like vegans and high-performance athletes have the worst, worst parts.
Well, I saw actually a teaser for the new season of Drive to Survive, and one of the clips is of all the, you know, they do the team photo, the team promo shot at the start, and they're all in their race suits, and one of them goes... Just in the middle of the shoot. And it's just like, in the end, they're all just kids.
Chapter 3: Why is the Black Caps' loss to South Africa considered a positive?
They're all like in their early 20s. It feels like the type of thing Valtry might do. They're all kids with stunted childhoods because they've just been racing. And most of the time they're playing video games as well because they're in the sim. Yeah. Their life is a big, huge...
Chapter 4: What controversies arose during the Winter Olympics coverage?
Lots of stuff in that area if we want to go into it. It hasn't started yet. Bahrain. Bahrain. Are you on the pop-up channel on Sky watching the fucking practices? I've been watching a lot of practices on Bahrain. It's very interesting. Is there a pop-up channel?
Chapter 5: What dramas unfolded in the SailGP event?
I haven't been watching on the pop-up channel, but I've been watching online. On YouTube. Yeah, I subscribe to F1 TV. Why are all the practices for... Why do they happen in Bahrain? I don't know. They should go and do it on another track that's not one of the ones that has been dumped or something. That's all sandy and shitty. We should.
Chapter 6: How did the Valentine's Day special impact the fantasy rugby group?
In New Zealand, we're never going to get an F1. Why don't we get a bloody practice? It's just getting here is the issue, isn't it? Yeah. It's like, hey, we're going to go to New Zealand. They're like, really? Come down there for your fucking practice? Go to Topol? Go to Topol Motorsport Park? If I know anything about being in sports teams, no one wants to turn up to practice anyway. No. Totally.
Let alone down the bottom corner of the globe. Let alone testing, pre-season testing. Yeah. Yeah.
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Super Rugby Aotearoa over the weekend, boys. Don't know if you know, not Aotearoa, it's Pacific, mate. Oh, sorry, my bad. There's Fiji in there. There's, you know, Moana Pacifica. What's some woman's Super Rugby called? Classic Canterbury. It's got a... That's confusing, isn't it? Well, there's only three... Why don't they call it Ladies Super Rugby?
There's only four teams in there as well, so it's quite a challenging competition when I think just about everyone qualifies for the quarterfinals. Why don't you just play two games? Well, they should do North South. No, but what I mean, so if you've got four teams, that's a semi-final and a final. Semi's and finals, yeah. Just play two games. A little bit like Super Rugby.
They should just figure out who should be the Crusaders in the final, even though the Crusaders went down over the weekend. Yeah, they did. Highlanders, your beloved Highlanders. Matt, is your dad back in the stand? No. He's so furious at Super Rugby. Could he get in? And rugby. After following rugby. He's one of those classic guys that followed rugby for his entire life.
And then two seasons ago, him and his four mates that have been to every game there at Carisbrook just went. Yeah. Rugby's crap and stop going. Oh, I thought they'd be back with Jamie Joseph. Baby Joseph back in charge. Yeah. You know, they've got the hard-nosed Jamie Joseph attitude. Yeah. But there was like ā When you're in your 80s, it's probably okay to watch it at home. Yeah, that's true.
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Chapter 7: Are Canadians really the 'A***holes' of sports discussions?
I know. That's a problem.
And, you know, the Crusaders, just all blacks will come in and start firing and then they'll peak exactly at the right time. Yeah, Will Jordan came off the bench and pretty much changed it. Are we just competing, as Mania Stewart said, for who? Is this whole thing a competition to find out who loses to the Crusaders in the final?
I think that's really triggering for me, given that the Chiefs have been in, I think, was it four straight Super Rugby finals and lost them all? Speaking of the mana, though, they beat the Blues at Eden Park. It was Valentine's Day, so I spent my Valentine's Day holding hands with James McConey and commentating a Chiefs mana victory.
I couldn't think of anything more romantic.
However, I mean, you've got a wife. My God. Couldn't McConey wrestle up a date? No, well, look, that's what friends do. He didn't have a date, and I said to the middie. What husbands do is they hang out with their wife. Yeah, I said to my middie, I said to my wife, I said, look, I've got to have to spend Valentine's Day with James. We're going to hold hands and watch the chess man of victory.
She said, thank God.
I'll see what Matt hates up there. Did you at least take her home a re-burger or something like that?
Nah, I forgot, actually. I left it here. Someone else ate it. Hey, can I just tell you a little side question? I was on the weekend with Valentine's Day. I booked Valentine's Day dinner on the 14th of January, a month out, right? That is unlike you. Are you okay? Yeah, what's going on? What's going on? You've been playing up. I'm not cheating on her. You've been playing up.
That's what you're thinking. I've seen a few social posts. Yeah, you've been playing up. But anyway, so I booked it on the 14th of January, but guess what? Wrong day? I booked it on the 14th of January. So I booked February the 14th on January the 14th, but being such a fuckwit that I booked it on Jan the 14th. So when we turned up at the restaurant, they're like, I was like, I got a booking.
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