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"G Lane Hates The BBL"

17 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What is G Lane's best/worst St. Patrick's Day story?

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But hey, happy St Paddy's Day. I was going for a trot, a jaunt down at Tamaki Drive this morning. We passed a couple of establishments that were getting ready to go for a big St Paddy's Day. No one was there yet.

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Chapter 2: Why is the NZ20 vs The BBL a significant debate in New Zealand cricket?

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But it's like Irish.

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13.347 - 18.933 G Lane

I don't need an excuse, but this one provides an excuse for Irish to go full Irish. Yeah, it does.

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And also in Auckland, I don't know if it's like this everywhere else in the country, but it gives guys in, you know, Chinos, RM Williams in a puffer vest a reason to go out and cheat on their partners on a Tuesday night. Yep. You know, there's a lot of that going on already down there. There's a lot of businessmen playing up today.

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36.519 - 57.73 G Lane

Yeah, right. And under the guise of St. Paddy's Day. I still haven't recovered from the St. Paddy's Day, which I had in Palmerston North. During my early media days, I used to work at MediaWorks Palmerston North. Okay. 2XS FM. Yeah. Mike West was down there. Anyway, I was a young whippersnapper and St. Paddy's Day, obviously...

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Chapter 3: How does the All Whites' squad announcement impact New Zealand football?

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Back in those days, you had a big radio promo. You'd go down there, and it's just pouring piss left, right, and center. Guinness is flying everywhere.

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Chapter 4: What are the pros and cons of a privately run T20 competition in New Zealand?

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I got full face paint. It was me and the drive guy. Yeah, we got full face paint. Not black, I hope. No, full green face paint. Oh, right.

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Chapter 5: What feedback do listeners have for the podcast in 'Yours Please'?

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And then we managed to, both with full green face paint, both happened to get lucky. And I woke up in what I can only describe. I don't know. I think we're going here, don't you? I can only describe as an outhouse of a flat. You know one that has the ranch slider that is dangerously wet on the inside because due to the condensation. Were they called like port-a-combs or something like that?

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Yeah, I found myself in a port-a-com. Yeah. And I looked over and I was like, oh, okay. Hello. Hello.

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Was she also painted green?

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104.273 - 114.107 G Lane

No, she wasn't, but there was a lot of green all over the sheets. Yeah, okay. So, and I worked out that I still had a lot of face paint on. Yeah, okay. And I didn't know where my mate had gone, Glenn was his name.

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Chapter 6: How does the BBL affect New Zealand's cricket future?

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And I was like, Glenn, and I was texting him and I was like, where are you? And he goes, I don't know. Okay. And then I said, neither do I, but I'm going to make an exit because it was a weekday. I had to go back to work. Oh. And so I was in the driveway and I called him and he goes, I don't know where I am. Let me look out the front window. And I turn around and he's in the same house.

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And I was like, I can see you. So you managed to pull up in a flat, thank God.

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Same girl. No, no, he was a different girl. Anyway, he crawls out of there and falls out of the front window and we get a taxi back to work. This is like 8 in the morning. Basically, we arrive back to work still with half face paint on. We're in the toilets of MediaWorks Palmerston North trying to scrub the... Yeah, that's nasty.

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Chapter 7: What humorous nicknames have been suggested for G Lane?

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What can only be described as house paint off our faces.

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Right, okay. That MediaWorks building in Palmerston North has seen some things.

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165.85 - 166.15 G Lane

Oh, yeah.

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Because my flatmate Darcy used to work for them.

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167.732 - 169.054 G Lane

It's right in the square there.

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Yeah, it's problematic.

Chapter 8: What are the implications of having a team in the BBL?

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Yeah.

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171.437 - 183.614 G Lane

I left that job. I left that job and my parting gift is I sat on the photocopier and I photocopied my bowls and I put it under every single manager's door. Suck on these. Suck on these nuts.

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So what are you doing tonight? Have you got any plans for St. Paddy's Day?

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Joe, I mean, look at you. Look at you, boy. I'll head down to Palmy probably. I'm Scottish, aren't I?

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Yeah, it's more Scottish, isn't it? I'll be at the cricket tonight. Oh, yeah, fuck. What a way to celebrate St Paddy's Day.

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Everyone's got a bit of Irish or Scottish or English in them, don't they? I certainly do.

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I mean, everyone in this room does.

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I think any white person in this country has a little bit, don't they?

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Yeah, well, I mean, it's not really our domain going into colonisation, but I think even people that don't have a lot of white in them still have a bit of Irish in them, whether that was up to them or not.

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