"Has Anyone Checked On Kevin Pietersen?"
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What is going on with Kevin Pietersen?
G-Lane, Minaya, a question we've had for a while here at the ACC is Kevin Peterson of Sound, Body and Mind. After seeing this clip here, I'm thinking that maybe something might be seriously wrong.
Six, seven.
Why did the Crusaders pick Leicester Fainga’anuku?
Six, seven.
Okay, just to paint a picture, he's shirtless in a gym, set the phone up on some sort of bench and is coming towards the camera doing what my nine-year-old thinks funny. And even my nine-year-old said to me, that's over, Dad. That part I can forgive. It's the posting of it. So he's filmed that, he's looked at it and goes, crack up, and then posted it. You know what I mean? He's been absolutely rinsed for it now, though. Is he shit? He's turned into a meme. He's officially a meme. You know what I worry about for Kevin Patterson is when I see that kind of thing, I think, doesn't have a great group of mates. Because if you had a tight group of mates, one of them would be like, don't post it.
Who is Geoff Allott and why is he a frontrunner for the NZ Cricket CEO job?
Yeah, take that down. Or you would go to post it and go... Gus sees this, you know, if Lane sees this, he's going to tear shreds off me. He's a man that's got a shit decision in him though, doesn't he? Like I think about some of the lids that he ran back in the day as well.
Are we starting to believe it's our year in cricket?
And just his general like opinions on cricket. Yeah, he doesn't really understand anything. But again, he's a cricket player. He was a good batter. I don't know that we should be looking for his opinions on things. You know what I mean?
What feedback do listeners have in 'Yours Please'?
Well, here's a question in my 22 and 2. Whenever I ask cricketers, I say, you know, which famous cricketer would you bring back from the dead? And everyone says Shane Warne, who's modern cricketers anyway. Every time. um and then i say um if the side effect of you um bringing back shane warren results you talking like kevin peterson for the rest of your life would you still do it no i'm seeing them say no no way i wouldn't do it before he can stay there if the if the ceremony to summon warning back from the other side was you had to go shirtless and go six seven um in front of the camera and then post it where you look like one of the worms from men in black Would you still do it? How much did Tupu Vai fuck him up?
Because remember when he was mental about how he can't celebrate a penalty? Yeah. It's like, well, who are you to decide what you can and can't celebrate? Oh, that's right. Yeah, there'll be a shrink over there in the UK. Is that where he's living in the UK? Yeah, probably. There'll be a shrink over there who will pinpoint that moment and be like, talk to me about the name Tupu Vai. What does that mean to you? And he'll just break down and be like, okay, I think we found it. We found the, the infliction point in KP's life. Are there any Kevin Peterson fans out there? Like, I don't know if any, I've never met. Yeah. Kevin Peterson. Yeah.
Yeah.
Right. Okay. There's one. He, have you had any run-ins with him? No, no, no, no. I haven't actually. I haven't actually. Well, he, I mean, he's, he's, he's, Famously during the Ashes, he was hanging out with the Australians more than his own team. Oh, okay. Stuff like that. It was suggested that he was giving information to the other team. He's like he wanted to hang out with Shane Warne. Right, okay. The best meme coming out of his 6-7 humiliation is the Happy Gilmore where he tries to go to his happy place and he can't quite get there because Kevin Peterson jumps into the middle of it and goes, 6-7. Is that an ACC original, that meme? I don't know. No, I think I've seen it. No, it is, yeah. It's an even pie.
Is it? Yeah. That's one of the best ones I've seen.
It's an even original.
An even original. The other one someone said was a new sleep paralysis demon meme has dropped. Six, seven. Live from the Export Beer Garden studio, this is The Agenda for Thursday, the 23rd of April. The Agenda podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap. Brought to you by Export Ultra. Derry me, suck on this. Rob Penny goes full rassy as he looks to shove Leicester, find me an igloo at open side. Yeah. Where'd that come from? Where has this come from? This has been talked about for a while with Jim Tavatava-Nawai down at the Landers.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is going on with Kevin Pietersen?
0:00–0:14
2
Why did the Crusaders pick Leicester Fainga’anuku?
0:14–1:01
3
Who is Geoff Allott and why is he a frontrunner for the NZ Cricket CEO job?
1:01–1:15
4
Are we starting to believe it's our year in cricket?
1:15–1:29
5
What feedback do listeners have in 'Yours Please'?
1:29–6:34
6
What insights do the hosts share about the Warriors and Dolphins match?
6:34–26:37
7
How do the hosts feel about the future of Super Rugby?
26:37–33:07
8
What are the implications of Geoff Allott's potential role in NZ Cricket?
33:07–43:10