Chapter 1: Have you ever been as steamed on air as Aussie reporter Danika Mason?
We're recording now.
Yeah.
I'm glad all that Sydney Sweeney stuff's cut out. Yeah, that's all right. I mean, we'll get back to that later.
Chapter 2: What are the Black Caps' chances in the Super 8s at the T20 World Cup?
Anyway, hey, Manai, you're a real veteran at being steamed on air. Yeah. You've probably learned from the best in terms of Wells and Heath. Wow, geez, notable omission in that list. Yeah. We've done many commentaries, you know, with a couple of beers under the belt. Yeah, responsibly. Responsibly, of course.
Chapter 3: What are the changes to the State of Origin eligibility rules?
But there's an Australian, was she doing a breakfast cross into Australia?
She was on the Today Show.
Today Show.
Chapter 4: Should we call Zoi Sadowski-Synnott the 'Mountain GOAT' or the 'Jumping GOAT'?
Have you ever been this steamed?
Literally, the price of coffee over here is actually fine. It's more the price of coffee in the U.S. that we are going to have to get used to. I'm not sure about the Aquinas. Where are we going with that one? But anyway, let's get into today's talk because there is plenty happening back home. We're going to start off with some actual Brisbane Broncos gearing from their trip to the UK.
Because Reece Walsh has stolen the show. He, of course, did that in the last year's Ashes series. Grounding for four tries and claiming England's fans.
Chapter 5: How could the Black Caps ruin Australia's chances of making the Olympics?
But returning to the UK just three months following that UK club challenge. hung her out to dry on that. Oh my God. I mean, God bless her. She chucked through it. I mean, to think you could turn up for that, that pissed and get away with it. Nah, for, well, yeah.
And so when I heard, well, when I saw this come into the group chat yesterday and I just saw the, you know, the thumbnail and it's like, oh, host is hilariously drunk on air. I thought that either it would be the headphone latency issue. That's what happened to Moles. And that's when your voice is fed back to yourself and you can't talk. It's so debilitating.
And if it wasn't that, I thought that's at least the defence she would have gone with.
Chapter 6: What are the implications of the T20 World Cup for New Zealand cricket?
They went with ā Karl Stefanovic, he went with ā it's pretty cold over there. Maybe her face is ā maybe she can't move her face very well. Her face is frozen. He said you step out of a cab in Italy and it's too cold. The wind hits you and you can't move your face. But she was inside a pub and had been there for quite some time. So she was doing the ā
The Brodie Kane good morning reporting thing where she was at the pub the entire time. Because of the time difference, she's there while everyone's pissing up. Yeah.
Chapter 7: How do the changes in rugby league eligibility affect New Zealand players?
And so, you know, people must have been feeding her shots or beers or whatever. And, yeah, she was absolutely hosed. If you've followed Rugby League for a while, you'll know who she is. She's been reporting on it for a long time. She was dating one of the players, I think, very recently. Yeah. Oh, it's great stuff. It is great stuff. Yes.
As a veteran of many, many inebriated broadcasts, I do have a few tips for her. Yeah. A few pointers. One, they hung her out to drive for way too long. You know what I mean? She shouldn't have been reading the whole story. Yeah. They should have known. She's pretty hosed. Yeah. Maybe don't make her read the headlines. Two, obviously the male's headphone excuse. Yeah.
And then three, whatever she does, she needs to never listen to that audio back again herself. I don't think it's that bad, but we've all, in fact, you've subjected me to listening to my own self drunk on a broadcast before, and it is the worst experience of your life.
If you thought your voice sounded bad normally, you know when you hear your own voice back, you're like, ooh, do I sound like that? Try it when you're pissed.
Yeah, there's a certain timbre and a kind of a shouting kind of tone to it. But what about the iguanas?
I don't really know where that's going. I don't know what's going on with that. I love that. But it's the price of coffee. But it's the price of coffee in the US. You're in Italy. You're in Italy. And then he goes, but then the iguanas. What's with the iguanas? What's that all about? That's crazy. And then she kept going. It's just such drunk chat.
But also, because what happens when you're drunk, when you're broadcasting, you see something and you say something about it. You're commentating the thing. So she's seen the iguanas. Usually she'd go to her brain and be like, what's going on here? Make a joke about iguanas or lizards or dragons. I don't know. They're not the only lizards in this pub. Yeah. Something like that.
But when you're drunk, you go to your brain and it just goes, fuck you, man. It just goes, iguana. Iguana. I don't know what that's all about. They just carry it on. It's a great piece of footage. And our Aussies, they love that stuff. I think in New Zealand we'd probably try and cancel it for that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. If it was a dude, we would.
No, they'd cancel Carl Stefanovic for not stepping in or something. Before we're in the same blue suit for a whole year. But yeah, no, I love that. Yes, it was riding my wheelhouse. This is something I've done far too often. One of the, well, although, so most recently for the Black Clash, I told the story on the breakfast show this morning, but... First night fever, hallmark of the ACC.
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