Chapter 1: What are the latest updates on Luke Metcalf's release from the Warriors?
G'day Mishy. G'day mate. Welcome back. Thank you, good to be back. Hey, on today's podcast, we're going to find out what this sound is.
Oh yeah.
So, we're going to... A Please Explain with Kieran Reid later on in the podcast.
Chapter 2: How will Auckland FC cope without Guillermo May for the semi-final?
Just a Please Explain on how we ended up in Aravinda Da Silva's mansion singing Ed Sheeran.
I mean, there's quite a few questions around that. I'd also like to chat super around with him maybe as well and also a bit of general rugby co-chat.
I want to go more how we ended up singing Ed Sheeran at Aravinda Da Silva's house.
Right, okay. Well, I'm thinking of the ZB listeners that we're going to have. Oh, okay. Because, of course, we do like to advertise these podcasts for some reason on Newstalk ZB. We get thousands. And quite often when we have a big guest on, it means that we get a fresh flood of boomers coming in. So first and foremost, welcome to you. Thank you very much for joining us.
Don't think they've stuck around.
But I just wanted to say, let's just keep it clean until we have Kieran Reid on, if that's okay, for all those new boomers that are here.
Have you, has the serotonin levels returned?
Oh, God, man. I'll tell you what, I am backed up.
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Chapter 3: What happened during Kieran Read's karaoke night in Sri Lanka?
I'm all kinds of backed up at the moment. Not for those reasons.
How's those Maxi Jesuses coming along?
Holy heck, yeah, I've been rattling those. How often am I allowed to take those?
Chapter 4: What insights does Kieran Read share about the New Zealand Under 85s rugby tour?
Once every four hours, I believe. You can take two, but maximum eight a day.
Maximum made a day?
Yeah, so you can only take them four times.
Okay, that explains why I haven't taken a shit in three days. Yeah, that's, yeah. Okay, I'll wiener off on those.
I've got some coating in my bag, if you can.
Will that sort out the stool?
No, that'll make it worse, but it'll make you feel great.
Okay, maybe we'll look to that. Should we take that before the yours pleases today? Yeah, let's do that. Do you want to talk about some sad news before we...
well we predicted this yesterday um isaac sally sally and myself and joe jury um soon as we announced the news that tanner boyd has signed long term we're like goodbye that's that's lukey metcalf gone yeah and just how things can swing so quickly with a little bit of form in the nris no there's no league like it in the world no where you can change the course of your career so in such a short period yeah people had him in delhi m conversations yeah last year 12 months ago yeah
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Chapter 5: Why should the All Blacks consider picking Richie Mo'unga for the match against South Africa?
And then old Tanner Boyd has been on a heater and he's out. He's looking for a new team and the wives have said, sure. I mean, I... Do we like it? I think I do like it. I like it and more the fact that I think the Warriors made a decision. There's no compassionate leave here, unfortunately. We can't add him to the compassionate leave 13 because this is a release.
We are backing Tanner Boyd over you. You've been susceptible to injury potentially. You're a good player. Good player. Good player. So what happens when Tanner Boyd gets injured? Well, I don't know.
Chapter 6: What feedback did listeners provide in the 'Yours Please' segment?
But at the moment, he's playing pretty well with the team he's got.
Yeah, no, we won't have a backup, Joe. We won't have a backup. But just the other day you were telling me that this is the reason that he wants to do this is because he's not getting game time. So you can't really expect him to sit on the bench, can you? Well, he's got a contract, though. Yeah, I know. You're a big contract guy. You love your contract chat. So he should have to stay.
But at what point are you going to go, this is not how it works?
But why don't the Warriors get compensated for having someone under contract who then they choose to... Volandes needs to answer. I agree with that. I agree with the fact that if you're going to be released from your contract, if a team's going to take him, they need to pay you. They need to pay you for developing him as a player, raising his profile as a player. Or not. Or the opposite.
He might be a shitter and you just want to bug and get rid of him. Yeah. And you'll take anything.
I never like to see a player leave on what is kind of... It's slightly... Niggly grounds, isn't it? It feels a little bit like there was a little... There's some rough edges to this.
Yeah, well, it's a bit like when Sean Johnson left the Warriors. He dropped his lip.
Yeah.
Fucked off. Came crawling back. Became a hero.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the current state of rugby in New Zealand?
So do you think Lukey Met has done the same?
I think so. He's not getting game time. He's been outshone by Tanner Boyd. Yeah. But it's happened so quickly. It's like not even halfway through the season.
So back to your conversation, Joe. So what happens now, do you think? So do we... Are we going to get nothing for this?
Absolutely nothing. Webby hasn't picked him this week as well, so it's a good fuck you.
I do like the principle of the player that's playing the best, playing for the team, has always been one that I think we're a fan of here at the SEC. We've never really liked players being picked on mana more than current form. So I think that's the right move, but it sounds like this is just really going to be another one that got away, isn't it?
And also, it'd be great if they make... Off to the Dragons. It'd be great if they make the grand final. Oh, you go to the Dragons. Enjoy that.
That'll be good. 50 points.
Yeah. But I think we get a bigger bracket on that with the Mad Monday team, guys, tomorrow. We've got a super round. Oh, sorry, the magic round special tomorrow. And for those of you listening yesterday, a chance for you to let us know what you want The Notorious Pants Man, Joel Harrison to get up to. We need some challengers. Maybe just half a dozen.
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Chapter 8: What are the plans for the upcoming rugby events and commentary initiatives?
And don't make them take a selfie with a former NRL player because he would do that anyway.
Because it's just a Tuesday night at the Pants Man. Same with pissing in the air conditioning vent of his new girlfriend's bedroom.
Or dancing with no pants on post-match in Caxton. Or Castle Street as Jason Hoyt calls it. A good one would be like Sabotage the Big Shows.
live podcast that they're doing oh hang on no no i wanted to disassociate myself from that i mean sorry how do you involve yourself in it how do you sabotage a podcast that are self-sabotaging your own podcast anyway they are will they do one over there i didn't did they do one last time i don't know are they all going nothing no the only broadcaster that last time was um hoits absolutely horrific oh someone gave someone gave him an eight ball before he went on that's not his fault
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Yeah, thanks.
Feeling great.
Yeah, thank you for the cake this morning, i.e. seven packets of biscuits stacked up into a tower.
Yeah, budget's tight, you know that. Yeah. Yeah, we can't really afford... You had nothing to do with that. I had nothing to do with that.
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