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Chapter 1: What breaking news is discussed about the NZ20?
Oh, morning, Meshie. Morning, Matt Heath.
G'day.
Hey, welcome back. That was Kevin and I. Sorry. How was your holiday?
Chapter 2: How did Auckland FC perform in their Semi-Final against Adelaide United?
How was your holiday? I've been watching Love on the Spectrum.
Chapter 3: What historic achievement did the Women's Phoenix accomplish?
Oh.
It was a bit of faux gusto.
Chapter 4: Why are there concerns about Richie Mo'unga's eligibility rules?
I wish I was more on the spectrum. Oh, man. Love on the spectrum. How honest are they?
Chapter 5: What humorous incident occurred with the Sea Eagles?
They're the best of us. I love you.
I met them in five minutes. Love you. Well, looking away, like completely awake.
Chapter 6: How did Finn Allen perform in the IPL match?
Yeah, I love you. It's great. They're the best of us. I mean this with the most respect. There's a couple of dicks on there as well. Yeah. There's a couple of fellas that just can't quite chop the ego. There's a lack of empathy from some of them, eh?
Chapter 7: What feedback did listeners provide in the 'Yours Please' segment?
Real focused on what they want.
it's good stuff out of a relationship my favourite is the guy that's just really he actually reminds me of Jason Hoyt after he's had a few the guy that does he start talking like it's a Shakespearean actor he's got a real fascination with medieval England for whatever reason I think his name's Chris or Craig or something I should know anyway that's been looming sorry this is just taking too close to home because it's looming larger should we spin off into a Love on the Spectrum podcast so review podcast like they did for The Office and such
oh you do that one I'll do at home with the Furies spin off I love that show so much you're on the reruns already I love it so much I've got to the end controversy at the end they need to make a reality show about NZ cricket trying to figure out this NZ20 competition because I'd also watch that shows that you've got to watch Widow's Bay have you seen Widow's Bay Joe?
It's sort of this Stephen King-like show, but it's not written by Stephen King about an island. Some terrible shit happens in New England.
Chapter 8: What discussions arose regarding the future of New Zealand cricket?
It's very good. It's terrifying. What's it on? It's on Apple TV. I literally shat my pants in one scene. Did you? Well, not literally. Sorry, when you said literally, it made me think. When I said literally, it made it seem like I'd actually done it. Someone at the weekend said to me, because I didn't have a great Sunday, and I woke up a bit sore and a bit wounded on Sunday.
Did you play some sport? No. Let's just say I tweaked a hamstring slut-dropping on a garage pole at a party on Saturday night. Shit. Did you back up Fridays? Yeah. Wow. Anyway, but they split. What kind of party had a pole? Well, it was just, this is why. It was a random pole in the middle of the garage. It was just a pole, it wasn't a stripper's pole. No, it was just, but it was in the way.
Yeah, right. So I drew attention to it, so all of a sudden I'm slut dropping on it. Hard to have a pole in the middle of a garage and not be a stripper's pole, doesn't it? It feels like it was there for a reason. Yeah, yeah. It's entrapment, really. It wasn't really a pole, it was more a support beam. Was it square or round? Yeah, square. All right, see, it's not a pole, that's a beam, yeah.
That's a standard. Anyway, going back to the shit in the pants, I said, I'm having a pretty bad day. And he goes, well, you're not really. I mean, ask yourself, have you shat your pants today? And I said, no. I said, well, yeah, that's not a bad day, is it? Yeah, you're right, actually. I haven't shat myself.
Speaking of beams and poles, I'm having a dispute with my neighbor in my new house, and the fence blew over, and so I put in these two waratahs, hold it up. Like rugby players. You know, like fencing tools. Oh, okay. Fencing, fencing.
big metal poles and my neighbour wrote this huge four page legal letter with pictures but he described them as beams and so I just went out and inspected and I said there's no beams there even though I knew what he was talking about just move things down the track there are no beams there because beams obviously go horizontally don't they not vertically
So I said, I've inspected the site and there are no beams there. I've looked exactly where you've said. No, there are no beams. That's good. So what's he upset about? You've put the fence back upright. Ah, there's something wrong with him. But you've got to decide at this point whether you torture someone by being a dick for a very long period of time.
Because you can just, it's quite fun to be an arsehole. You're talking to the wrong guy, mate. You know what I mean? Or do you just make it easier on yourself and just finish it? Yeah, whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah, but then they win. Yeah, but part of you just wants to just make it as... Just willfully not understand anything that comes through for as long as you possibly can.
I think I'll take the second. Yeah, totally. I can't imagine you taking the first option. Anything else going on in the world, boys, that you want to talk about? Is there any sport? Let's pivot to sport. Okay, sorry, before we get into it. So the breaking news, the NZ20 league, the one that they didn't really commit to in the first place and kicked the can down the road, surprisingly...
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