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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Oh, boys.
Isn't this a treat? G-Lane! Oh, yes, I'm back. Sorry, we've been away. I've just been required to just maybe take a back seat for a wee while.
What criteria is New Zealand Rugby looking for in the new All Blacks coach?
Yeah, do you want to kind of discuss that, Matt Heath? No, I can't really. I think probably legally we should leave that. Legally, I'm glad to be back. Yeah, it was close. You were allowed to say glad to be back?
How did the Black Caps perform in the T20Is against India?
I think legally you're not supposed to be pleased. Oh, okay. Because haven't we argued that for business purposes, there'd be undue harshness on the company for you to no longer be involved. Yes.
What are the highlights from Matt Heath's NFL & F1 Corner?
So then the wording, I think, specifically has to be, you are back. Okay.
Without any emotional conjecture.
G-Lane, you're back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back for the entire year. Oh. Contract until the 31st of December, 2026.
Okay.
Okay. I'm legally obliged to stay here until the 31st of December, 2026. Okay.
Okay. Are we good with that?
What feedback did listeners provide in 'Yours Please' segment?
Yeah. But it's happened since when I was away, though.
Oh, yeah.
Let's start with that. The Black Clash looked bloody good fun. Yeah, that was a... Anyone get their titties out? Yeah, I don't remember. Oh, I certainly did. There was more than just titties out in that zone. Did you see the water slide? Oh, yes. I saw the impromptu water slide. Yeah, no, that almost got us all kicked out, actually. Well, it started off with me being marched within the first two overs. I didn't have the right accreditation, and people were not very happy with the way we were conducting crowds. So Jojo and I had started off our evening with a bit of admin, getting me back into the ground. Heavy admin.
How does G-Lane feel about returning to the podcast?
Heavy admin getting me back into the ground. But after that, it was all right. The first half, as always, relatively quiet. Yep. People get a bit angsty. And as experienced vets, we understand that.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
You've just got to give it time. Entertain me. Yeah. is usually the cry. But I think the commentary side of things was great, wasn't it, Matty Heath? I've heard nothing but good feedback. Yeah, I think two things on the commentary. I think Manoa, Jason Hoyt and Matt Heath were excellent on the commentary. Yeah. But I think it's also good to not have the commentary going into the party zone because then you just, you know, it's... You end up just talking to the Liz.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, no.
And also the Lizards don't focus on the game. They're just sitting there like boomers listening to the... The radio, you know?
What are the implications of the Black Clash for cricket in New Zealand?
We got a, please, could you guys dial it up at halftime, G-Lane?
Dial it up?
And so then the water slides came out, and then they said, can you dial it? Within eight balls, we got told to dial it down.
Yeah, it's classic ACC.
So we had water slides, we had kind of pink flamingos, people crowd surfing across the line.
It got ugly. It looked so good. It was so much fun.
The party zone with all the blue expert-bought shirts just looked so, so good. It looked slightly like you're about to take over a nation, like you were... You know, like when some sort of fascist part of a party starts wearing uniforms to government and then there's more and more of them. You're like, why are all these people dressed the same? Are they about to storm? But then again, almost the best behaved because the party zone has a good time in the party zone. So they don't need to get their dicks out and run across the field. One streaker from the party zone, G-Lane. Full nude? Was there any full nude streakers throughout the night, Joe? Did I hallucinate it was one wearing a flesh G-string? Yeah, no, we all saw that one.
Yeah, there was a female streaker, Ghislaine. No, she wasn't nude. There was two fully nude dudes. Neil Broome made a tackle on one of them. Nice. Oh, he wasn't one of them? But there was none from the party zone. Yes, they're classic. Yeah. Because they get their kicks from the party zone. That's right. I mean, the water slide situation was interesting. Before we got into the ground, you're like this, G-Lane. Two guys came up to me and said, hey, can you help me get this kind of 30-meter black tarp into the ground? And I said, yeah, that seems fine.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:10
2
What criteria is New Zealand Rugby looking for in the new All Blacks coach?
0:10–0:23
3
How did the Black Caps perform in the T20Is against India?
0:23–0:38
4
What are the highlights from Matt Heath's NFL & F1 Corner?
0:38–1:05
5
What feedback did listeners provide in 'Yours Please' segment?
1:05–1:34
6
How does G-Lane feel about returning to the podcast?
1:34–2:13
7
What are the implications of the Black Clash for cricket in New Zealand?
2:13–8:50
8
What humorous anecdotes were shared about drinking experiences?
8:50–44:58