Lot 139 : My Wife Found Something Strange While We Were Camping..and She Refuses To Put It Down

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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings 31 min 1 speaker 2 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Trevor Shand 0:00
Hi there, it's Trev from the Acquisitions Department of the Ant Aquarium. Some acquisitions demand weeks of research. Others take me hundreds of miles from home. And after months of chasing down cursed heirlooms and questionable estate sales, I'll admit, my routine hasn't exactly been kind to me. Eating well is usually the first thing to disappear. That's one of the first reasons I use Factor. Factor makes chef-crafted, dietician-designed meals that are ready in just two minutes. So even when my schedule is completely out of control, I can still eat real food. With over 175 banned ingredients and more than 100 nutrient-dense menu options every week, it's one less thing I've got to think about. Personally, I've found it's made eating healthy a whole lot easier.
Trevor Shand 0:40
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Trevor Shand 1:22
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Trevor Shand 2:11
Recently, I had the pleasure of encountering one such tale. It's called Don't Tell Alice. From the co-creator of Welcome to Night Vale and serving as a sequel to Alice Isn't Dead, it follows Keisha as she once again finds herself traveling the strange highways and forgotten back roads of America. What begins as a search for answers soon becomes something far larger, involving parallel worlds, family tragedy, and consequences that may extend well beyond a single reality. It is thoughtful, unsettling, and wonderfully strange in all the right ways. The sort of story that feels as though it was waiting for you just beyond the next exit. It stars Jessica Nicole and features a beautiful score and sound design by Disparition.
Trevor Shand 3:13
You'll find Don't Tell Alice on the Alice Isn't Dead feed, wherever you listen to podcasts, with ad-free episodes available a week early on Patreon. And if you do decide to visit those lonely roads for yourself, well, do be careful what you discover. And whatever you do, don't tell Alice. Hello, friend. Welcome back. You know, wedding bands have always fascinated me. Such tiny little things, tasked with carrying rather enormous promises. This acquisition is a simple gold ring recovered from a state forest under circumstances that remain difficult to explain. The account accompanying it bears the title, My Wife Found Something Strange While We Were Camping, and She Refuses to Put It Down. Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.
Trevor Shand 4:36
These are some of the members of the inner circle of the Antiquarium. We go by the Obsidian Covenant. Recent initiates include OBS the Villain, Manuel Garcia, Alicia Crocker, Christina Benjamin, M Moreno, and House of Monsters. We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the Order.

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