Lot 142 : My Last House Blessing

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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings 47 min 3 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Trevor Shand 0:00
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Trevor Shand 0:40
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Trevor Shand 1:24
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Trevor Shand 2:02
Welcome back, friend. Фейс It's a curious thing. For some it comes naturally. Others spend their entire lives searching for it. Every so often, someone finds it only after they've run out of explanations. Today's acquisition is what remains of a rosary. A handful of inexpensive beads. A small metal cross. At a length of broken chain. Not terribly impressive, I admit. But then Faith has never been measured by appearances. The account accompanying it is titled My last house blessing. Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk. These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium. We go by the Obsidian Covenant.
Trevor Shand 3:13
Recent initiates include Jason Such. Rihannon. Alex Malahyde. Teresia Novak And Molly. We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the Order. Go to the Obsidian Covenant dot com to receive the sacrament. Now. Where were we? Oh yes. Welcome. To the antiquarium of sinister happenings. And odd goings on.
Jarret Griffis 4:30
My last house blessing. I've been blessing houses for three years. Three years of distressed parents, shaken kids, and superstitious elderly. From bumps in the night to shapes in the woods, I've answered calls far and wide to clear the terrified of their fear of the supernatural. I started small in my hometown and slowly worked my way to taking jobs out of state. I did it for free at first, but after the donation started rolling in and my name got around, I was able to earn a decent living from saving the innocent from otherworldly threats. My growth in popularity led to my persona. The young and prestigious father Kane. I maintained a dedicated online presence, building groups and pages on social media to stay engaged with the community.
Jarret Griffis 5:26
Answering every question, responding to every text. Each successful blessing brought more follows and more shares. Before I knew it, Father Cain was a household name, and I was booked daily for months to come. My hair was gelled right, my pencil thin beard immaculate, professional. I dressed clean and drove even cleaner, rolling up to houses in my waxed Cadillac Deville, and knocking on doors and black lambskin gloves.

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