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The Archers Omnibus

26/04/2026

25 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 3.713 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

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30.98 - 52.903 Unknown

You're listening to The Archer's Omnibus from BBC Radio 4.

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70.13 - 84.481 Hollie Chapman (Alice Carter)

Oh, you'll have to come and see Alice. Me and Jazz have spent the day ripping out the old plywood floor and putting in lamina. So that's what all the sewing I could hear from the kitchen was. Yeah, there's still a lot to do, but it's already starting to look less like a horse box inside.

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84.541 - 86.525 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

So when do you think you'll have it finished?

86.585 - 106.986 Hollie Chapman (Alice Carter)

It's going to be a while. Rhys keeps promising he'll have the engine put back together soon. Good job Lillian and Justin don't mind having it sat on their driveway. No, indeed. Can't wait, though. I'm styling another bride's hair this Wednesday and that's only happened because I was recommended to her by a client. Imagine the vibes when I've got my own mobile hairstyle on.

107.006 - 115.214 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

It's going to blow up. I'm imagining you driving off into the sunset already. You must excuse me. Are you going on to Lillian?

115.274 - 117.035 Charles Collingwood (Brian Aldridge)

Well, I only popped in for a quick word with Jolene.

117.055 - 123.104 Hollie Chapman (Alice Carter)

Oh, you couldn't hang on for a minute? Oh, oh, yeah, sorry. I'll let you walk. Oh, thank you, Chelsea.

Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift towards personal challenges?

209.433 - 217.406 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Although, I don't know, it's not that big a deal. The whole point of pub cricket is you can rock up in your own gear. People are only going to buy a shirt if they want one. Well, I definitely am.

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217.967 - 221.192 Timothy Bentinck (David Archer)

You better too. You can't be joint captains and not wear our team's shirt.

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221.212 - 238.018 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

No, no, don't you worry, I'll be buying one. In the meantime, can I get you guys a drink? Oh, no, no, that's okay. Oh, no, go on. Let me buy you a pint. Alice, what are you having? Actually, I might head off. Why? We're not boring you, are we? No, no. But, you know, it's getting past Martha's bedtime and I need to pick her up from Adam and Ian.

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238.339 - 238.96 Timothy Bentinck (David Archer)

Oh, right.

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239.321 - 244.735 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

You stay here with Chris, though. Oh, but... No, no, no, honestly. The two of you ought to spend some time together. Enjoy yourselves.

245.135 - 247 Charles Collingwood (Brian Aldridge)

It sounds like you've got lots to discuss.

252.042 - 274.932 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

When was this? Sometime over the last couple of days. I did tell Alice not to speak to him. Where is Rory, by the way? I assume he's not in. No, no, no, he's off somewhere with Ben. Have a seat, Billy. So, what did you say to her? Well, I told her to stop worrying. You can hardly blame her, though, Brian. She's only picking up on the obvious stress you're under.

275.813 - 295.183 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Have you heard anything else from George? No, not a thing. I can't help thinking it's part of his game. Drive me mad wondering if he's going to break his word and go to the police. And if he does, you're going to lie to them as well. Well, I haven't got much choice. So if the police decide to reinvestigate... As I said, I'll tell them it was me. What else would you have me do, Lillian?

295.763 - 319.578 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I'm not going to tell them it was Rory, sit by and watch his future being destroyed. He's my last chance of leaving a legacy. I'm sorry? A legacy? Well, you know what I mean. Oh, I haven't the foggiest. All right, Lillian. How can you say you don't have a legacy? You've three happy, healthy children, two slept children. I mean, I'm not saying they haven't had problems.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of Brian's decisions on the farm?

366.547 - 382.822 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've exchanged a few messages. Oh, so you are going to see her again. Well, it turns out I don't have much of a choice. Her daughter goes to the same school as Martha. When I saw her picture on the app, I thought she looked familiar. And then we met and got talking and the penny dropped. Oh, I guess Alice knows her too, then. Yeah, maybe. Her name's Lottie.

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383.182 - 406.485 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Although her daughter's not in the same year as Martha. Right. Small world, eh? Oh, isn't it just? Um, about Martha, um... I know it's a big deal for her, seeing her mum with someone else. Listen, Rex... You don't have to worry, though. The last thing I want to do is confuse her. I'm not worried. Good, good. Because I know Martha's already had a lot of changes in her life.

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407.495 - 411.183 Timothy Bentinck (David Archer)

I just want you to know I do take all of that really seriously.

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411.684 - 432.918 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

It's why I was a bit nervous about accepting a drink earlier. Alice keeps telling me I don't need to, but I'm trying not to drink around her. Oh, right. I think it might be why she left just now. What, because I offered to buy her out? No, no, no. But, you know, it's always going to be something she battles with. No, it's not like that. Alice is much stronger now.

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432.958 - 453.516 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

She can handle being around other people drinking. Of course, but I don't want to make it any harder for her if I don't have to. I mean, you know, you're obviously a big drinker. I'm sure you would have been more careful if you'd known where it would lead to. Wait, wait. What are you saying? Just that I don't want to enable her. Now, what'll it be? Same again?

457.495 - 475.916 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I just don't know where I went wrong, Lillian. I mean, it's not as though I had a perfect upbringing. What do you want in your scotch? Do you want ice? Water? No, no, I'll have it straight, thanks. I mean, losing both my parents in a car crash, being left alone in the world, it made me more resilient.

476.257 - 478.86 Charles Collingwood (Brian Aldridge)

Well, they did leave you enough money to buy a home farm, Brian.

479.06 - 495.344 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Well, I still had to make something of it, though. I tried to bring the children up to have the same kind of determination. And they have. What about Debbie? She's a chip off the old block. Yes, but she's out in Hungary and very content she is too. I doubt she'll ever come back.

497.227 - 500.091 Sunny Ormonde (Lilian Bellamy)

Here you are. Oh, thanks, darling.

Chapter 4: How does Alice's relationship with Rex evolve?

543.407 - 549.153 Hollie Chapman (Alice Carter)

He's doing it now. He's more than competent. If you want someone to follow in your footsteps... Yeah, I know.

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549.173 - 572.029 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I mean, I've already come to the conclusion he's probably my only option. But I just worry, though. I'm not sure he's the firm hand on the teller Home Farm needs. And besides that, he turns 60 next year. Yeah, I know. That's why I was so delighted when Rory announced he wanted to be part of the farm. I thought, oh, good. I saw the same fire in his belly that I had.

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572.009 - 593.878 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I didn't realise he was so fragile. Well, all right, but he'll get over it, surely. All this blaming himself for George. I'm not saying what he did was right. No. By the sounds of it, it was a moment of anger. Look, would you like me to try talking to him? No, no. If he discovered someone else knew, it'd only make matters worse. Well, if you're sure.

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593.898 - 618.703 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I just hate to think of him beating himself up about it. You might have been right the other day, though. What you said about giving him more responsibility. Oh, yeah. I'm starting to think it was a mistake getting him a job at Barrow. Maybe what I should have done is shown him I still believe in him. I mean, after all, he is my own flesh and blood. Maybe home farm would be the making of him.

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619.765 - 620.946 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Maybe that's what he needs.

625.292 - 626.974 Timothy Bentinck (David Archer)

How many pints is that now?

627.494 - 628.235 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Five, I think.

628.635 - 634.843 Timothy Bentinck (David Archer)

Oh, God, I must be getting old. Back in my rugby playing days, that would have been the start of a good evening. You're still sober.

634.863 - 645.916 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

You must have a hollow leg. Rex, what did you mean before? When you said I wouldn't have drunk around Alice if I'd known where it would lead? Did I? Do you think I enabled her?

Chapter 5: What are the family's reactions to the changes at Home Farm?

742.615 - 748.962 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

What the hell do you think you're doing? I wanted to see you. I love you. Oh, Rex.

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749.042 - 751.265 Timothy Bentinck (David Archer)

I know I've not said it before, but I really do.

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751.385 - 753.848 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

OK, that's lovely. But keep your voice down.

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753.948 - 762.377 Timothy Bentinck (David Archer)

Martha's sleeping and so was I. Me and Chris, we've had a drink together. It's all good now. I promised I wouldn't let anything bad happen to you.

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762.818 - 775.552 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Oh, did you now? Why are you wearing pyjamas? I just told you. I was in bed. Oh, no. Did I wake you? Sorry, I thought you'd be up. I'll go, I'm sorry.

775.592 - 776.973 Hollie Chapman (Alice Carter)

Rex, Rex, wait, wait.

777.814 - 809.351 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Look, you can't go back to your boat in that state. You'll fall in the river. You'd better come in. What? Really? Don't you want to go to sleep? Shh! That's what I'm going to do. You're staying downstairs. Downstairs? Don't imagine we're doing anything else. Now, look, mind the step. Oh, OK. You can sleep it off on the sofa. Xander, remember to put your reading diary in your bag. Sorry, Adam.

809.391 - 829.914 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

You were saying? Yeah, I'm hoping these field trials will help us cut down on the amount of fertiliser we use. It's always tempting to put on extra just to be on the safe side. Oh, sorry. Excuse me, Adam. Can I just get to the sink? Sure, sure. Of course, Brian had to put in his two pennoths, said it'd take any losses from lower yields out of my salary. He did not. He wasn't serious.

830.334 - 847.371 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Just had to let me know he thought it was a waste of time. Besides, I'm only reducing the fertiliser on 10 or 12 small strips of wheat. See what, if any, difference it makes. I might not use fertiliser on some of them. You're a rebel. You can laugh, Ian. But it's all about improving the farm's NUE. Nutrient use.

Chapter 6: How does the theme of legacy play a role in the discussions?

947.533 - 963.848 Hollie Chapman (Alice Carter)

Hi. You OK? Oh, you know, start of the week and I'm already tired. You don't know how Rex is, do you? No, why? You weren't in the pub last night, were you? The pub? No, but we were supposed to have a meeting this morning. He messaged to say he wasn't feeling well. Oh. I'm guessing he's not ill with a cold, then.

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964.148 - 972.996 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Look, I'm in a bit of a rush. I need to grab something for dinner later and then I have to get straight back to the stable. Sure, of course. Yeah, but don't go feeling too sorry for Rex. He's only got himself to blame.

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974.107 - 983.861 Hollie Chapman (Alice Carter)

Uh-oh, someone's in trouble. Yeah, but with whom? You or Alice? I don't think he needs me adding to his woes. It was only our regular Monday morning catch-up. It's no biggie. Right.

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984.743 - 1019.803 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Well, if you don't have to rush back, do you fancy a flat white in the tea room? Morning, Adam. Oh, hi, Brian. Just let me cut up in the fertiliser bag. No, no, no, don't mind me. You carry on filling the spreader. Brian, wait. Just hold on a second. How are the deer? Did you spot any youngsters? No, but I'm pretty sure two of the hinds have carved since the last time I checked.

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1020.664 - 1041.901 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I reckon they're staying close to where they've hidden the calves. I'll have to take the binoculars and go and have a look myself when I get a chance. So, what is it you wanted? I just wondered if you'd managed to arrange an appointment with your solicitor yet. Not yet, no. OK, well, when you do, maybe I should come with you. It might help expedite things. It's my will, Adam.

1042.001 - 1063.197 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I'd rather not be rushed. No, but you did say you'd see him last week. I just think now that the decision's been made, we might as well get it all sewn up. Then I can start making solid decisions about the future. What, like getting back into soft fruit again? No. I'm sorry. Or aquaponics, even though they both failed. They didn't fail. Yes, yes, yes.

1063.217 - 1085.502 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

And we wouldn't have got rid of the strawberries if there hadn't been the issue with getting foreign pickers. In any case, I was only musing. I'm thinking heritage grains may be the way to go. Rory told me about his friend's farm he visited. Yeah, I had the spiel too. You do know there's a reason they're called heritage grains. We stopped growing them because we developed better varieties.

1086.14 - 1109.68 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

So what will it be next week? Breeding crickets? What is this, Brian? I'm only thinking about what I need to do to secure Home Farm's future. Isn't that why you've decided I should inherit the land? I don't want Dane to move into the new house. Well, no, I didn't think you did. I like that we lead our own separate lives. Sure.

1110.962 - 1119.563 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I just want us to make the most of our time together, like you and Eric do. And from what you've told me, you certainly made the most of your weekend in Liverpool.

Chapter 7: What future plans are discussed regarding the farm?

1147.627 - 1167.983 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Just haven't been brave enough to pull the plug. But maybe now's the time. What with the new house and all the changes on the farm. Dad's Anguses are going to market tomorrow. Are they? Yeah. Yeah. So, maybe now's the time to finally make the break and tell Dane it's over. I'm sorry, Kirsty. You were about to say something.

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1168.665 - 1175.344 Hollie Chapman (Alice Carter)

No, no. It's nothing. Really? Yeah. So, when are you going to give Dane the bad news?

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1180.37 - 1200.071 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

So everything I've learned over my working life is wrong, is it? No, Brian, that's not what I'm saying at all. My point is the world is changing, whether we like it or not. We've seen how much more volatile the global markets have become over the last few years. And with warmer, more extreme weather, there's going to be more disease, more droughts. Yes, yes, OK.

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1200.091 - 1222.324 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

The only way to mitigate those risks is by diversifying and becoming more resilient. All right, Adam. It's not only my livelihood I'm thinking about. Debbie, Kate, Alice, Rory, their income from the partnership depends on the farm continuing to make a profit too. And let's not forget about the millions in inheritance tax I'm going to owe. I'm the one who's going to have to find a way through it.

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1222.304 - 1243.573 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

And all I'm hearing is one half-baked idea after another. The fact is, Adam, there are some tenets of farming that remain true, no matter what. Jumping on the latest bandwagon is no way to run a business. You need to make a long-term plan and then stick to it. What do you think I've been talking about? This is all about the future, my future.

1243.633 - 1257.096 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

If you're not going to give me a free hand to make decisions, why on earth have you agreed for me to inherit? Yeah, well, nothing's been signed yet. What's that supposed to mean? Well, to be totally truthful with you, Adam, I may have jumped the gun promising you the farm.

1258.498 - 1260.64 Unknown

Wait. No, no, no.

1260.74 - 1269.93 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

It's not fair on Rory or your sisters. I should have discussed it with all of you. But that's what I've been asking you to do. Let's just tell them your decision. Get it out in the open.

1269.95 - 1270.21 Unknown

Adam!

Chapter 8: How do the characters address their emotional struggles?

1332.272 - 1333.814 Unknown

They didn't get into first take-offs, did they?

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1333.855 - 1355.51 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

No, no, of course they didn't. But they had a few beers and then later, much later, Rex turned up drunk at my door. How drunk? Well, drunk enough to get me out of bed. You're having me on. In the end, I had to let him sleep on the sofa. But fortunately, Martha didn't wake up. I turfed him out before she had to get up for school. Oh, I can't believe that. Rex, of all people.

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1356.192 - 1366.229 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

Still, it can't have been very nice for you. Well, at the time, I wasn't too impressed. But you know what? He was actually quite sweet, if annoying. It's today that's been the problem.

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1366.41 - 1366.69 Sunny Ormonde (Lilian Bellamy)

Oh?

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1366.67 - 1376.465 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

No, he won't stop apologising. I've told him it's fine, but he keeps sending me messages saying how ashamed and embarrassed he is. He even said he'd give up drinking.

1376.505 - 1378.749 Unknown

Well, is that such a bad idea?

1378.809 - 1402.823 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

I've never asked him to. It's me who's got the problem. But now he thinks I'm upset with him for being drunk around me, and I'm really not. I'm upset because he's making it into a massive issue. Ian? You there? Sorry, Alice. Adam? Where are you? Well, here in the kitchen. What are you doing back? That's it. I've had it. I don't give a monkey's about home farm. Brian and I are finished.

1402.843 - 1414.132 David Troughton (Tony Archer)

What a nurse. I can't believe I was ever gullible enough to believe him. Why? What's happened? What do you think? He's changed his mind about the farm, hasn't he? What about it?

1414.233 - 1420.581 Unknown

Alice, what are you doing here? She just dropped by to check about this party next weekend. You know the one Xander and Martha are both going to?

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