16/09/2026
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Why does Alan step in to help a friend in trouble?
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Oh.
Sorry, Felon, say that again.
Oh, I was asking her shoulder's doing.
Oh yeah, no, it's all good. Um, she's doing some amazing work up there with the community groups.
What sort of work?
Uh listen, I'll fill you in later. I've just parked up.
Oh, you're home?
Uh sort of.
Eh?
I'm nearly home.
Well, so Gentlemen, where are you?
Uh actually I'm at Grey Gables.
Oh, please don't tell me you're going to see Lily.
I'm just popping in and if she happens to be around No,
Kenton, you'll make things worse and they're bad enough already.
Oh, sorry, Fallon, but I have to. I can believe it when your mum told me this morning.
What shocking decision does Fallon make that upsets everyone?
She wasn't supposed to tell you till you got back.
No, she wasn't going to, but I knew something was up, so I forced it out of her.
I do not want you getting involved.
Don't worry. I'm asking a few questions, that's all.
That's the same thing.
Hey, I've just spotted it. I've got to go. Yeah, I'll see you later.
And I wanted to apologize again for you getting stuck in the middle of this Well is this idious mess of mine, it it's not remotely what I wanted, Lily, I promise you. Oh also I'm sorry if I jumped a gun with what I said on Sunday, but So I feel so Anyway, um Call me, yeah? Alright, um okay. Bye, sweetheart.
Oh sorry. Sorry.
Uncle Kenton, you scared the life out of me.
I saw you sitting in your car and I thought I'd come and say hello.
Right, well sorry, but my lunch break's nearly over.
How come you're spending it in your car?
Uh, I wanted a bit of time to myself, if you must know.
Ooh, I wonder why.
All right then, what is this? Because I need to get on.
I just want to know how long you and Harrison have been together.
What? That is none of your business.
Well, it kind of is, because if Harrison was having an affair, he should be man enough to admit it. The minute I heard that he and Fallon were splitting up, I knew there was more to it. Now, sorry, Lily, but you need to step up and tell the truth.
I don't need to do anything.
No, no, no. Don't worry, this isn't about you. You're my niece, and I love you to bits. This is about Harrison.
Well, if it isn't my favourite parishioner. Alan.
How does the parish community react to Alan’s return?
Oh, your least favourite after the trouble I call nonsense. Falling over in your churchyard last week. Well, we were just glad we found you, Carol. Ah I'm sorry I haven't been in to see you this week. I've been flat out with parish groups. I'd hoped our unity bell would be restored this year, but we're still five or six grand short, so there's no chance. Anyway, you're looking quite chipper, dare I say. Ha ha Well today is the first time I've managed to sit out for any length of time. Okay. Although they will have to get me back into bed soon. But I've had a wash and brushed my hair, so I'm feeling quite human. Fantastic. Now Usha sends her love as well as her bum. Apricot short bread. I seem to recall her talking about that in the ambulance.
Oh she she wasn't sure you'd remember. She was trying to distract you from the pain. And I remember you both sitting beside me in the churchyard. Ah, we were trying to keep you warm. It was very reassuring. Thank you. Not at all. Now the other reason I'm feeling happier is the physios came earlier and I did manage one or two steps.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why does Alan step in to help a friend in trouble?
0:00–1:49
2
What shocking decision does Fallon make that upsets everyone?
1:49–3:32
3
How does the parish community react to Alan’s return?
3:32–5:28
4
What revelations emerge about Harrison’s relationship with Fallon?
5:28–7:12
5
Why does Fallon decide to move back into the house?
7:12–9:00
6
How does Alan handle the money he owes to Carol?
9:00–10:44
7
What role do the Laurels and the new manager play in the story?
10:44–12:21
8
How does the episode wrap up with the hot‑chocolate celebration?
12:21–14:50